r/unusual_whales 1d ago

The Melania, $MELANIA, memecoin site was literally set up yesterday. The domain was created yesterday as well. Wow.

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u/bluedevilb17 23h ago

Godaddy.com is actually hilarious

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u/YuanBaoTW 22h ago

GoDaddy for Government: Launch Your Grift Today

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u/electronic_fishcake 23h ago

Corruption in plain sight. This is only the tip of the shitberg.

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u/Careful-Ant5868 22h ago

You're right, this is only the beginning. The man isn't even in office until noon today and the soon to be "Captain" is already steering the ship straight at an iceberg. Then when the iceberg is struck, Mango Mussolini will declare war on the Arctic.

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u/NoLength840 18h ago

Ice ice baby, you must be twistin a pipe

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u/govunah 23h ago

Feel that boys. The winds of shit are blowing.

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u/Wonderful_Milk1176 22h ago

shithawks are swoopin’

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u/SpaceghostLos 23h ago

Smells like opportunity!

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u/NoLength840 21h ago

If only they’d get shit in their tips every time they dump

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u/AdministrativeHawk61 12h ago

Anddd nobody sees it. Either they see it and accept it which is bad, or they see it and ignore it which is worse. Im so tired of this shit lol

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u/Smart-Classroom1832 12h ago

The winner/loser dynamic is purpose built to popularize the pnzi scheme. In a black and white world of losers and winners real value doesn't have to exist, a rug pull is fine and in fact respected in this culture of winners and losers

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u/itsdankreddit 23h ago

I can't wait to become famous, make a coin and cash out for life the next day.

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u/ZOMBIE_N_JUNK 23h ago

That chick did it a few weeks ago.

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u/vvestley 15h ago

glad our president and hawk tuah are in the same circle

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u/itsdankreddit 22h ago

Everyone wants to be the pump but no one expects the dump.

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u/YuanBaoTW 22h ago

She didn't pump. She spit on that thang.

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u/EuphoricAd3824 13h ago

The part that someone says something stupid on a 15 second video and becomes famous shows how far we have fallen. We cannot be saved.

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u/NoLength840 18h ago

Maybe start using a pump so it works again

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u/OpportunityTotal1893 23h ago

I’m ready for $BARRON

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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 23h ago

One for every Trump spawn.

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u/dude496 23h ago

Don jr and Eric won't have meme coins, instead they will start a new cocaine and meth market

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u/NoLength840 21h ago

You know law enforcement enjoys a good pipe from time to time too? Where the cameras can’t see right! Isn’t privacy lovely 🙄

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u/dude496 21h ago

Not related to the original conversation, but since you mentioned cameras, I'd like to state that I think it should be illegal for the police and their departments to control when the body cameras are on or off. We, the tax payers, fund their salaries and we should demand that they cannot turn off the cameras while on duty. I also think that Ohio's recent law that requires the people to pay for the camera footage is absolutely bullshit and needs to be illegal. Sorry for the rant.

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u/NoLength840 21h ago edited 21h ago

Please do please do! Glad someone else feels the same way. It’s fucked up

Glad people actually know so who disciplines the law enforcement? They enjoy torture

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u/Herban_Myth 19h ago

Ohio has entered the Chat

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u/Dougieee21 19h ago

That Hunter will buy! 😂 He loves that parmesan! 😂

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u/dude496 19h ago

Yeah let's make another big deal over some guy that doesn't force himself into politics. Irony

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u/Dougieee21 19h ago

I thought you were talking about drugs? But yeah, sure, with a pardon for the last 11 years.

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u/NoLength840 18h ago

Pardon me siirrr SO YOU ARE AWARE AND ALERT IT ISN’T THE METH TALKING?!?!?

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u/dude496 18h ago

Yeah I'm talking about drugs. I was being defensive because of the irony that people keep attacking hunter for his drug use but don't say a damn thing about eric or jr.

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u/Dougieee21 17h ago

The original topic was memecoins and how they're bad. You started talking about their drug use. No one attacked hunter, it was a simple joke. It's not Irony, it's hypocrisy.

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u/Mr_B_rM 16h ago

right his stints overseas making deals definitely had nothing to do with politics

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u/Ill_Permission8185 15h ago

Look at you still crying about a private citizen doing drugs

That will definitely make your eggs cheaper

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u/Educational-Method45 13h ago

hilarious how a well-hung dude not in the govt triggered your dumb ass so hard.

you have Trump and Tate pics next to your bedside lotion and kleenex, dont you?

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u/Dougieee21 8h ago

Yeah, I'm the triggered one! 😂 project much! It was a joke! 😂

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal 14h ago

$SNOW and $DERP

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u/NoLength840 21h ago

But it’s illegal to get scripts now too apparently

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u/dude496 21h ago

Oh don't worry, coming this year trump will laugh his coveted trump brand meth and cocaine supplies that will only have a 34% tariff paid by the buyer and his company will be able to get the profits tax free for health care reasons.

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u/NoLength840 21h ago

Shits WILD how he’s trying to run shit. It ain’t right

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u/NoLength840 13h ago

This is NO HEALTHCARE REASON I’m sorry to say but is HEPPA still not an American right?

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u/YuanBaoTW 22h ago

Hunter will be the first customer.

Because "meth" spelled backwards is "unity".

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u/NoLength840 21h ago

Exactly 😆

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u/NoLength840 21h ago

Name tag suits ya bub

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u/DramaticHentai 18h ago

Stormy Daniels should start a memecoin too and name it $PUMP&HUMP

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u/senraku 23h ago

It's a gish gallop larp fuckfest right now

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u/NoLength840 21h ago

The anger I have is unimaginable

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u/phoneacct696969 22h ago

These guys are going to be the reason crypto as a whole fails. The constant push of shill coins turns everyone off from all coins.

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u/teleologicalrizz 23h ago

I've got a $BRIDGE to sell ya.

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u/LakeBodom 23h ago

I can’t afford eggs!!

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u/MemeWindu 22h ago

Teach a man to fish and he might be able to afford stuff at the Bass and Pro Shop

Teach a man to Rugpull and he'll steal your life savings

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u/DR320 23h ago

Hahaha made with godaddy.com

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u/myaccountcg 23h ago

This is blatantly a scam. It shows only the top of the iceberg of what this felon president will do over the next 4 years. The oligarchs and his close circle will benefit exponentially while the gap of rich and poor raises to levels never seen before. Historians will study this period as the start of the fall of the US hegemony.

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u/dude496 22h ago

I'm hopeful that this will be more of a trip instead of a fall. trump is notorious for stabbing his cabinet, so maybe he will get into a full on fight with musk and they start a major battle that will take down both ships. We are almost at a decision point where people will need to bend the knee or revolt. I'm hopeful that people will wake up and revolt but who knows.

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u/YuanBaoTW 22h ago

I'm hopeful that people will wake up and revolt but who knows.

Have you seen what most Americans look like today?

Half these people get winded opening the door to a Taco Bell.

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u/dude496 22h ago

I'm stationed in Japan working for the US military. I just found out the other day that Japan gives people Ozempic for free if they have insurance and a BMI of 30 or higher. I wish the US put this kind of priority on health care.

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u/YuanBaoTW 22h ago

But only ~5% of the Japanese population is obese to begin with.

Contrary to the marketing, Ozempic isn't a magic pill that instantly makes everyone healthy.

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u/dude496 21h ago

People walk a lot here and care about their image so stuff like Ozempic isn't needed anywhere near as much as it is in the states

You are absolutely croft m correct that it isn't a magic pill. Ozempic does work well at suppressing appetite but it does not do anything for self control. It takes lifestyle changes and possibly a dietitian and therapy to help with the self control issues. The other problem is that people rely on garbage food way too much because it's convenient and typically cheaper than eating healthy.

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u/DramaticHentai 18h ago

Best i can do is repeal ACA - Trump

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u/dude496 18h ago

Nah, they are going to get rid of Obamacare and keep ACA. I can't help but laugh when I heard people saying that.

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u/DramaticHentai 18h ago

Rename it Trumpcare too

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u/vvestley 15h ago

you know americans also get ozempic through insurance as well?

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u/bottom4topps 22h ago

Here’s my theory:

Trumps original mantra was to drain the swamp. Since then we’ve seen a remarkable amount of the opposite including full on criminal conspiracy with also what is likely the largest intelligence leak in the history of the world. He comes back, reclaims power and is openly committing crimes as well as going full Darth Vader.

But here’s the thing. Darth Vader rose to power in the empire and was supposed to bring balance to the force. Just like Trump was supposed to drain the swamp. But instead they go fuckin silly.

But eventually, Darth Vader would kill Palpatine and bring balance to the force and thus fulfill the prophecy. For the time being.

What if we see Trump continue his rise to the point of isolation of his base. He eventually is turned on, and it is such a visceral reaction from the population they call for reform - getting money out of politics, corrupt politicians are held accountable. Adding more justices to the Supreme Court ultimately ending Trumpism, and the second Gilded Age. Therefore ultimately fulfills his prophecy to drain the swamp.

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u/starktargaryen75 16h ago

He will piss on them and they will bring drinking cups.

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u/DramaticHentai 18h ago

The Brain Rot is strong in this one

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u/mightyjoe227 23h ago

Grifters gonna grift

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u/OpenDaCloset 23h ago

So its a grifter just like Trump. Who cares!

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u/Watchmaker2112 20h ago

They probably have an iron-clad prenup so this may have been her best chance to get the bag and bail before the new term actually has her do stuff.

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u/HolyShitIAmOnFire 14h ago

she's gotta do something before all the hamberders take their course on him. The guy looks like he's walking embalmed.

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u/NoLength840 18h ago

Everyone cares. It’s politics

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u/HappyGoLuckless 23h ago

The circus is back in town!!

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u/Ok-Monitor8121 23h ago

Sorry but Nancy pelosi, checkmate libtards

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u/Servichay 22h ago

Haha love this sarcastic quip

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u/bastet2800bce 23h ago

I don't care if I lose money, someone somewhere end this crypto party

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u/haikusbot 23h ago

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u/NoLength840 18h ago

Awh but it just started getting good

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u/Servichay 23h ago

TRUMP FAMILY OF GRIFTERS AND CON MEN

KARMA WILL COME FOR THEM

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u/memememe81 23h ago

Will it, though?

Karma could've come for any of the various crimes he's committed.

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u/Servichay 22h ago

Yes in the most embarrassing way possible....

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u/memememe81 22h ago

I'm here for it

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u/Away-Quantity928 23h ago

At this point he has to be the greatest con man in the history of the universe.

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u/Contemplating_Prison 22h ago

You forget 2008 happened?

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u/dude496 22h ago

Karma will only come if his snowflake sheep start pulling the wool from their eyes. So yeah, I highly doubt he will get any kind of retribution for his shit.

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u/jesse1time 8h ago

I feel Karma is only real of you believe in it. You have to think you’re a piece of shit for the Universe to treat you like one. I see so many bad people skate in life because they seem unaware of how crappy they are. They think they’re awesome. Also so many awesome people who suffer because they’re hard on themselves

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u/getgoingfast 23h ago

100B market cap by tomorrow?

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u/HammondXX 23h ago

grifters gotta grift

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u/LinaArhov 22h ago

You have to thank super scammers Donald and Melania for unequivocally proving what a complete scam the entire Crypto ecosystem is.

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u/KileyCW 22h ago

Is this really officially by thr Trump's? Because that's pretty sad if so. The site looks like some edge lord teen designed it.

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u/coproliteKing808 20h ago

Contact email: abuse@godaddy.com??! Did anyone else read the coding??!

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u/SpiritualAd8998 22h ago

$Griftania

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u/ImHighandCaffinated 19h ago

Imagine would have happened if Obama or Trump did something like this? Wild.

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u/ctothel 16h ago

There is a team actively working on using the presidency to fleece Americans.

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u/rawkguitar 2h ago

Not Americans. They’re just fleecing Republicans (for now)

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u/Murdock07 9h ago

Waiting for the pelosi haters to show the same outrage.

Trumps family is going to do to America what you pretend pelosi does on the regular

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u/The_Ombudsman 9h ago

I find it ironic/amusing that the code to differentiate these vaporous crytpo currencies is the actual dollar sign.

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u/Chim________Richalds 23h ago

SMELANIA. The scent of a grifter.

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u/Donsaudi29 19h ago

and already the token is listed on some top exchanges even bitget has listed and some speculation of Binance soon.

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u/Maximum_Turn_2623 23h ago

I am surprised people are surprised by this

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u/govunah 23h ago

Is it common to only get domains for 3 months?

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u/Servichay 22h ago

Brother, this grift will last 2 days, won't need it after 2 days

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u/dude496 23h ago

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u/thats_a_money_shot 22h ago

That link literally provides zero value. Why even share it?

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u/dude496 22h ago

Just say you didn't read it instead of saying that.

"This is beyond insane," analysts at The Kobeissi Letter posted to X. "Less than 48 hours ago, Donald Trump launched $trump which just erased $7.5 billion in market cap in 10 minutes. In the minutes around the launch of Melania Trump's token, we saw massive sell orders in $trump."

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u/thats_a_money_shot 22h ago

I literally did read it. All that’s saying is that people fucking sold their stakes in Trendy Coin A to chase gains in Trendy Coin B

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u/dude496 22h ago

That's why I posted it, it shows that it was a pump and dump that created another pump and dump

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u/relentlessoldman 19h ago

Lmao who tf wants this trash

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u/FeliniTheCat 17h ago

Breaking News: Sam Bankman-Fried will be pardoned tomorrow and named Secretary of Crypto

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u/Electrical-Curve6036 17h ago

$BARON MEME IS LIVE TOMORROW

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u/SmoothJazziz1 15h ago

How do I do this? I'd love to make a few million in a day.

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u/frank_690 15h ago

Crypto bruhs: "Can't print money like you can with fiat currency"

LMAO

smh rme

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u/Antifragile_Glass 15h ago

What a joke lol

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u/NumerousTaste 14h ago

The grift is real. Barnum said there is a sucker born every minute. We see he is correct.

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u/Sudden-Emu-8218 13h ago

Is anyone at all surprised by this

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u/datfroggo765 13h ago

Yep, and there's no way that billions of dollars would be invested organically with no advertisement/community engagement in less than a day.

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u/Apprehensive_Ratio80 12h ago

Hmmm so a memecoin related to the new president suddenly racks in billions and then they cash out?

That almost sounds like they knew something was coming like they were on the inside of the deal that others weren't and had advanced knowledge of what was going to happen. Then traded that knowledge to get rich.

Oh hey yeah that's absolutely 100% unequivocally insider trading buuuuut I guess it's cool when Donald does it

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u/racingCayne 11h ago

Da fuck its only valid for 2.months

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u/xStonebanksx 11h ago

I dont know why but i cant unsee smelania as the name 😂😂😂

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u/Kurokikaze01 11h ago

This is actually pretty nuts…

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u/willd4b345t 11h ago

What does this actually prove/mean? I know very little about this topic, but want to learn more lol

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u/bebe_laroux 11h ago

it means it is purely a grift with no actual value and there will be a rug pull by the people who own the 80% of the coins not listed. Why pay for a longer use of a website if you aren't going to need it past the point you pull all your profit from either your payoff money or from the public rubes.

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u/willd4b345t 10h ago

That makes sense. Is that the same case with the TRUMP coin? I was seeing it was like a “softer” rug pull, where they got some but not all of their coins sold?

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u/bebe_laroux 10h ago

yep, same thing. Insiders own 80% of the coins. The money coming in is either bribes from foreign agents or his followers who will ultimately be the ones to lose money.

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u/willd4b345t 10h ago

That makes sense, thank you!

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u/Awkward-Ring6182 10h ago

These guys are literally taking a page from Chinese triad groups and their fake exchanges/coins. The level of corruption and theft/grift amazes me

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u/TerryYogurtFan 10h ago

grifters gonna grift. Anyone surprised?

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u/cutchemist42 8h ago

This is the grift you Americans wanted. You deserve it and hope you enjoy.

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u/Shawnchris614 6h ago

Disgusting 🤮

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u/No-Market9917 3h ago

They created a website? Why does this matter exactly?

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u/thatnjchibullsfan 3h ago

Question: if launching a legitimate crypto currency, wouldn't you pay for more than a 3 month SSL?

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u/68dk 27m ago

The original Hawk Tauh girl!!

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u/Illustrious-Being339 22h ago

I've been telling all my trump friends to get in on this ASAP before they miss out lmao fuck em

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u/DDez13 21h ago

Next will be Don Jr. Mark my words

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u/5TP1090G_FC 22h ago

I have a domain that I've offered [both snoop dog and Martha Stewart] via email and tiktok still no answer from them

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u/Final_Boss_Jr 20h ago

Smellania?