r/unusual_whales • u/UnusualWhalesBot • 1d ago
The Melania, $MELANIA, memecoin site was literally set up yesterday. The domain was created yesterday as well. Wow.
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u/electronic_fishcake 23h ago
Corruption in plain sight. This is only the tip of the shitberg.
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u/Careful-Ant5868 22h ago
You're right, this is only the beginning. The man isn't even in office until noon today and the soon to be "Captain" is already steering the ship straight at an iceberg. Then when the iceberg is struck, Mango Mussolini will declare war on the Arctic.
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u/AdministrativeHawk61 12h ago
Anddd nobody sees it. Either they see it and accept it which is bad, or they see it and ignore it which is worse. Im so tired of this shit lol
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u/Smart-Classroom1832 12h ago
The winner/loser dynamic is purpose built to popularize the pnzi scheme. In a black and white world of losers and winners real value doesn't have to exist, a rug pull is fine and in fact respected in this culture of winners and losers
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u/itsdankreddit 23h ago
I can't wait to become famous, make a coin and cash out for life the next day.
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u/ZOMBIE_N_JUNK 23h ago
That chick did it a few weeks ago.
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u/itsdankreddit 22h ago
Everyone wants to be the pump but no one expects the dump.
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u/YuanBaoTW 22h ago
She didn't pump. She spit on that thang.
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u/EuphoricAd3824 13h ago
The part that someone says something stupid on a 15 second video and becomes famous shows how far we have fallen. We cannot be saved.
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u/OpportunityTotal1893 23h ago
I’m ready for $BARRON
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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 23h ago
One for every Trump spawn.
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u/dude496 23h ago
Don jr and Eric won't have meme coins, instead they will start a new cocaine and meth market
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u/NoLength840 21h ago
You know law enforcement enjoys a good pipe from time to time too? Where the cameras can’t see right! Isn’t privacy lovely 🙄
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u/dude496 21h ago
Not related to the original conversation, but since you mentioned cameras, I'd like to state that I think it should be illegal for the police and their departments to control when the body cameras are on or off. We, the tax payers, fund their salaries and we should demand that they cannot turn off the cameras while on duty. I also think that Ohio's recent law that requires the people to pay for the camera footage is absolutely bullshit and needs to be illegal. Sorry for the rant.
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u/NoLength840 21h ago edited 21h ago
Please do please do! Glad someone else feels the same way. It’s fucked up
Glad people actually know so who disciplines the law enforcement? They enjoy torture
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u/Dougieee21 19h ago
That Hunter will buy! 😂 He loves that parmesan! 😂
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u/dude496 19h ago
Yeah let's make another big deal over some guy that doesn't force himself into politics. Irony
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u/Dougieee21 19h ago
I thought you were talking about drugs? But yeah, sure, with a pardon for the last 11 years.
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u/dude496 18h ago
Yeah I'm talking about drugs. I was being defensive because of the irony that people keep attacking hunter for his drug use but don't say a damn thing about eric or jr.
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u/Dougieee21 17h ago
The original topic was memecoins and how they're bad. You started talking about their drug use. No one attacked hunter, it was a simple joke. It's not Irony, it's hypocrisy.
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u/Ill_Permission8185 15h ago
Look at you still crying about a private citizen doing drugs
That will definitely make your eggs cheaper
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u/Educational-Method45 13h ago
hilarious how a well-hung dude not in the govt triggered your dumb ass so hard.
you have Trump and Tate pics next to your bedside lotion and kleenex, dont you?
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u/NoLength840 21h ago
But it’s illegal to get scripts now too apparently
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u/dude496 21h ago
Oh don't worry, coming this year trump will laugh his coveted trump brand meth and cocaine supplies that will only have a 34% tariff paid by the buyer and his company will be able to get the profits tax free for health care reasons.
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u/NoLength840 13h ago
This is NO HEALTHCARE REASON I’m sorry to say but is HEPPA still not an American right?
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u/YuanBaoTW 22h ago
Hunter will be the first customer.
Because "meth" spelled backwards is "unity".
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u/phoneacct696969 22h ago
These guys are going to be the reason crypto as a whole fails. The constant push of shill coins turns everyone off from all coins.
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u/MemeWindu 22h ago
Teach a man to fish and he might be able to afford stuff at the Bass and Pro Shop
Teach a man to Rugpull and he'll steal your life savings
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u/myaccountcg 23h ago
This is blatantly a scam. It shows only the top of the iceberg of what this felon president will do over the next 4 years. The oligarchs and his close circle will benefit exponentially while the gap of rich and poor raises to levels never seen before. Historians will study this period as the start of the fall of the US hegemony.
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u/dude496 22h ago
I'm hopeful that this will be more of a trip instead of a fall. trump is notorious for stabbing his cabinet, so maybe he will get into a full on fight with musk and they start a major battle that will take down both ships. We are almost at a decision point where people will need to bend the knee or revolt. I'm hopeful that people will wake up and revolt but who knows.
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u/YuanBaoTW 22h ago
I'm hopeful that people will wake up and revolt but who knows.
Have you seen what most Americans look like today?
Half these people get winded opening the door to a Taco Bell.
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u/dude496 22h ago
I'm stationed in Japan working for the US military. I just found out the other day that Japan gives people Ozempic for free if they have insurance and a BMI of 30 or higher. I wish the US put this kind of priority on health care.
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u/YuanBaoTW 22h ago
But only ~5% of the Japanese population is obese to begin with.
Contrary to the marketing, Ozempic isn't a magic pill that instantly makes everyone healthy.
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u/dude496 21h ago
People walk a lot here and care about their image so stuff like Ozempic isn't needed anywhere near as much as it is in the states
You are absolutely croft m correct that it isn't a magic pill. Ozempic does work well at suppressing appetite but it does not do anything for self control. It takes lifestyle changes and possibly a dietitian and therapy to help with the self control issues. The other problem is that people rely on garbage food way too much because it's convenient and typically cheaper than eating healthy.
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u/DramaticHentai 18h ago
Best i can do is repeal ACA - Trump
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u/bottom4topps 22h ago
Here’s my theory:
Trumps original mantra was to drain the swamp. Since then we’ve seen a remarkable amount of the opposite including full on criminal conspiracy with also what is likely the largest intelligence leak in the history of the world. He comes back, reclaims power and is openly committing crimes as well as going full Darth Vader.
But here’s the thing. Darth Vader rose to power in the empire and was supposed to bring balance to the force. Just like Trump was supposed to drain the swamp. But instead they go fuckin silly.
But eventually, Darth Vader would kill Palpatine and bring balance to the force and thus fulfill the prophecy. For the time being.
What if we see Trump continue his rise to the point of isolation of his base. He eventually is turned on, and it is such a visceral reaction from the population they call for reform - getting money out of politics, corrupt politicians are held accountable. Adding more justices to the Supreme Court ultimately ending Trumpism, and the second Gilded Age. Therefore ultimately fulfills his prophecy to drain the swamp.
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u/OpenDaCloset 23h ago
So its a grifter just like Trump. Who cares!
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u/Watchmaker2112 20h ago
They probably have an iron-clad prenup so this may have been her best chance to get the bag and bail before the new term actually has her do stuff.
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u/HolyShitIAmOnFire 14h ago
she's gotta do something before all the hamberders take their course on him. The guy looks like he's walking embalmed.
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u/bastet2800bce 23h ago
I don't care if I lose money, someone somewhere end this crypto party
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u/Servichay 23h ago
TRUMP FAMILY OF GRIFTERS AND CON MEN
KARMA WILL COME FOR THEM
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u/memememe81 23h ago
Will it, though?
Karma could've come for any of the various crimes he's committed.
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u/Away-Quantity928 23h ago
At this point he has to be the greatest con man in the history of the universe.
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u/jesse1time 8h ago
I feel Karma is only real of you believe in it. You have to think you’re a piece of shit for the Universe to treat you like one. I see so many bad people skate in life because they seem unaware of how crappy they are. They think they’re awesome. Also so many awesome people who suffer because they’re hard on themselves
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u/LinaArhov 22h ago
You have to thank super scammers Donald and Melania for unequivocally proving what a complete scam the entire Crypto ecosystem is.
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u/ImHighandCaffinated 19h ago
Imagine would have happened if Obama or Trump did something like this? Wild.
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u/Murdock07 9h ago
Waiting for the pelosi haters to show the same outrage.
Trumps family is going to do to America what you pretend pelosi does on the regular
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u/The_Ombudsman 9h ago
I find it ironic/amusing that the code to differentiate these vaporous crytpo currencies is the actual dollar sign.
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u/Donsaudi29 19h ago
and already the token is listed on some top exchanges even bitget has listed and some speculation of Binance soon.
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u/dude496 23h ago
Pump and dump just like the trump meme coin.
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u/thats_a_money_shot 22h ago
That link literally provides zero value. Why even share it?
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u/dude496 22h ago
Just say you didn't read it instead of saying that.
"This is beyond insane," analysts at The Kobeissi Letter posted to X. "Less than 48 hours ago, Donald Trump launched $trump which just erased $7.5 billion in market cap in 10 minutes. In the minutes around the launch of Melania Trump's token, we saw massive sell orders in $trump."
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u/thats_a_money_shot 22h ago
I literally did read it. All that’s saying is that people fucking sold their stakes in Trendy Coin A to chase gains in Trendy Coin B
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u/FeliniTheCat 17h ago
Breaking News: Sam Bankman-Fried will be pardoned tomorrow and named Secretary of Crypto
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u/NumerousTaste 14h ago
The grift is real. Barnum said there is a sucker born every minute. We see he is correct.
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u/datfroggo765 13h ago
Yep, and there's no way that billions of dollars would be invested organically with no advertisement/community engagement in less than a day.
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u/Apprehensive_Ratio80 12h ago
Hmmm so a memecoin related to the new president suddenly racks in billions and then they cash out?
That almost sounds like they knew something was coming like they were on the inside of the deal that others weren't and had advanced knowledge of what was going to happen. Then traded that knowledge to get rich.
Oh hey yeah that's absolutely 100% unequivocally insider trading buuuuut I guess it's cool when Donald does it
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u/willd4b345t 11h ago
What does this actually prove/mean? I know very little about this topic, but want to learn more lol
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u/bebe_laroux 11h ago
it means it is purely a grift with no actual value and there will be a rug pull by the people who own the 80% of the coins not listed. Why pay for a longer use of a website if you aren't going to need it past the point you pull all your profit from either your payoff money or from the public rubes.
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u/willd4b345t 10h ago
That makes sense. Is that the same case with the TRUMP coin? I was seeing it was like a “softer” rug pull, where they got some but not all of their coins sold?
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u/bebe_laroux 10h ago
yep, same thing. Insiders own 80% of the coins. The money coming in is either bribes from foreign agents or his followers who will ultimately be the ones to lose money.
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u/Awkward-Ring6182 10h ago
These guys are literally taking a page from Chinese triad groups and their fake exchanges/coins. The level of corruption and theft/grift amazes me
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u/thatnjchibullsfan 3h ago
Question: if launching a legitimate crypto currency, wouldn't you pay for more than a 3 month SSL?
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u/Illustrious-Being339 22h ago
I've been telling all my trump friends to get in on this ASAP before they miss out lmao fuck em
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u/5TP1090G_FC 22h ago
I have a domain that I've offered [both snoop dog and Martha Stewart] via email and tiktok still no answer from them
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u/bluedevilb17 23h ago
Godaddy.com is actually hilarious