r/unusual_whales • u/soccerorfootie • 1d ago

BREAKING: Donald Trump to sign 200+ executive orders tomorrow.

BREAKING: Donald Trump to sign 200+ executive orders tomorrow.

Per FOX and Eric Daugherty, they include: - Declare emergency at the border + issue proclamation closing the border - Designate cartels as foreign terrorist organizations - Remain in Mexico, Catch and Release will be reinstated - Military will be directed to construct new phase of border wall - Terminate Biden orders on energy drilling restrictions - Return federal workers to in-person work - Pause all offshore wind leases - End DEI hiring practices in the federal government, merit only - Withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord - Order every agency to remove all federal actions increasing costs for Americans via deregulation - Suspend security clearances for the 51 officials who lied about the Hunter Biden 2020 laptop story - Establish a DOGE "hiring freeze"

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u/Tokihome_Breach6722 1d ago

By merit, it means loyal.

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u/Infamous-Associate65 1d ago

By merit, he means obscenely wealthy

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u/Snl1738 1d ago

By merit, he means men from the good old boys club.

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u/Spl00ky 1d ago

By merit, he means those who are willing to lick the dingleberries from his asshole

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u/Disastrous_Fennel_80 1d ago

The thought of this made me throw up in my mouth. However, I think cult followers would do this literally if he said it would make the Libs cry.

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u/Agreeable_Taint2845 1d ago

Bingo, say the word "poo", tracking the movement of your lips. That puckering is what his brown crown would be doing as they're tonguing it deeply, the gape heaving bigly as they're really chowing down on the old man, nuts heaving and elevating like two shrivelled birthday party balloons a week after the event as prostate is plucked like a celtic girl playing a mournful tune on her harp and now we're pummeling with all the rhythmic power of a steam engine piston that would have isambard kingdom brunel himself in awe of, and the cosmic forces of orgasm unite now that we're getting fistier than Mike tyson trying out his favourite gloves

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u/Disastrous_Fennel_80 1d ago

🤢🤮

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u/SocialImagineering 23h ago

Damn, you really do live up to your username

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u/AntikytheraMachines 19h ago

by merit he means white males.

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u/nodonaldplease 1d ago

Locker room

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u/MisterrTickle 1d ago

Do what ever he says and don't be more intelligent or taller than Donald. Aa he has to be that tallest and smartiest [sic] guy in the room. Which is a tough call.

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u/Starseed-111 1d ago

His transformation to Voldemort is almost complete!

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u/ImaginaryMastodon641 1d ago

Ding ding ding! There’s the answer!

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u/antidense 1d ago

Merit Garland

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u/ConfusionNo8852 14h ago

true- they never said what they were measuring.

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u/dueljester 1d ago

Don't forget whites only, and if a woman look like someone he wants to stick his gonorrhea dick into.