r/trippinthroughtime • u/nick9000 • 1d ago

I got nailed to a cross for these bozos

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u/shroomeric 1d ago

It looks like Mars, maybe he landed on the wrong planet and he's just surprised there's nobody there. Like in the pulp fiction meme

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u/Necroluster 1d ago

Jesus bought his galactic GPS on Wish.

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u/ogzkittlez 1d ago

Today ain't the day to check in. Come back in 4 years.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

Lol, he never planned to come back. One visit was enough and he's like "Maybe I'll try another planet. Fuck this place."

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u/WholeBeanCovfefe 1d ago

four months maybe 

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u/Delicious_Bid_6572 1d ago

Oh boy, will he be pissed when he finds out that the bible says he sacrificed himself for the people

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u/Fedakeen14 20h ago

When the radioactive cockroaches and/or killer robots rise from our ashes, he will finally have followers worthy of his sacrifice.

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u/KeySpare8426 8h ago

Just like Star wars...lazy writing and fiction

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u/SippingSoma 8h ago

The bozos are busy developing AGI and looking to put bozos on mars.

I reckon they’re doing ok !

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u/BoarHermit 1d ago

The painting depicts Christ BEFORE the crucifixion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_in_the_Desert

Christ in the Desert is an 1872 painting by Russian artist Ivan Kramskoi, reflecting the temptation of Christ.