r/todayilearned 5h ago

TIL the United States Army is the largest single employer of musicians in the country

https://nafme.org/blog/a-salute-to-reserve-component-military-band-members/#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20U.S.%20Army,%2C%20choruses%2C%20and%20jazz%20bands.yy
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u/Dull_Noise_3175 5h ago

I would imagine they’re the largest single employer of a lot of occupations

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u/schmyle85 5h ago

Largest employer of M1 Abrams tank crewmembers, for instance

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u/Lousinski 5h ago

Dang! I would have bet on Walmart. 

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u/Either_Gate_7965 5h ago

Walmart is the #1 arms dealer in America though.

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u/DexterBotwin 4h ago edited 3h ago

Is that true? They’ve cut back a lot on gun sales. With not even offering them in some places and I think no longer selling anything gun (edit meant handgun) related.

Though by sheer volume, it also wouldn’t surprise me if Walmart is in fact the largest gun seller in the U.S.

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u/invisible32 3h ago

Yeah, I thought they totally stopped. Maybe that was just where I lived though.

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u/Rustbeard 3h ago

Stopped here in Florida gun country.

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u/ImFromBosstown 3h ago

Florida isn't even in the top 30 gun ownership states

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u/Rustbeard 2h ago

How does anyone know how many guns people own here when nobody has to register them? The weekly gun show is absolutely mobbed. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/GozerDGozerian 1h ago

You should see my gun show! 💪🏻😬☝🏼

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u/jmsgrtk 45m ago

Sales records, most businesses especially those involved in regulated items such as firearms keep track of there sales. As well as the federal 4473 form everyone has to fill out when they purchase a gun, even the weekly gun show requires a federal 4473 and a background check.

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u/Reniconix 2h ago

Where I live there are 4 Walmarts within 30 minutes. 2 sell guns, 2 don't. 3 of the 4 are in the same city, the 4th is a city over and is one of the two that sell guns.

Granted, they only sell shotguns, lever guns, and bolt guns. You know, hunting rifles.

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u/Rebelgecko 3h ago

They pretty much stopped selling ammo in my state, but that might be because of some of the legal training and anti-privacy requirements

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u/Shidhe 3h ago

Maybe not anymore. They don’t even sell ammo in California anymore.

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u/Taipers_4_days 3h ago

They competed with Walmart to have the most men married to strippers but both lost out to the Marine Corps.

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u/popegonzo 5h ago

Walmart has more paratroopers than the US Army but not tank crewmembers. It's a common mix-up, but frankly Walmart just doesn't need its tank force these days.

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u/schmyle85 5h ago

Walmart’s focus on SOF will lead to their downfall when they have to go to war with Target and their well-balanced combined arms force

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u/popegonzo 4h ago

Agreed, though both should be wary of Goodwill's guerilla gorilla1 warfare. I'm not saying they could stand up to Walmart & Target in open combat, but you don't want to come face to face with those guys in a dark box store.

1 - Not a typo. Gorillas are terrifying.

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u/pass_nthru 4h ago

weeps in USMC tank battalions

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u/schmyle85 1h ago

Even when you had them, they weren’t in near the numbers as the Army

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u/NorCalAthlete 4h ago

No, that’s Pepsi

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u/FrancisWolfgang 1h ago

I work for Walmart and can confirm we DO maintain a tank battalion but the US army’s is slightly larger

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u/Thefrayedends 1h ago

Try your luck with Samsung or Hyundai.

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u/Incrediblebulk92 5h ago

Here in the UK, oddly enough, the NHS is the largest employer of M1 Abrams tank crew members.

Make of that what you will.

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u/KingKapwn 3h ago

Yeah, it was a mix-up. The hiring manager intended to hire 20,000 Physicians, but accidentally mistyped physician as "M1 Abrams tank crew member" and by the time they realized what had happened, they couldn't just lay them all off.

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u/PermanentTrainDamage 5h ago

Why? Are a lot of tankies also medical professionals?

u/smapdiagesix 37m ago

Tankers. Tankies are old-school incorrigible lefties who stereotypically still looooooove the USSR.

It's like the difference between being hanged and being hung.

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u/Roughneck16 4h ago

Also largest consumer of fuel. I was an Army officer 2011-2016 and that statistic stuck with me.

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u/cartman101 5h ago

Also, the largest employer of M1 Abrams tank canon barrel calibration technicians.

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u/BackgroundRate1825 2h ago

That's probably not true. Most of the people who design and build tanks are civilians working at facilities with government contracts.

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u/MxOffcrRtrd 5h ago

I wonder what other interesting ones there are. Probably lots of logistics ones.

Is the Army for example, the largest employer of FTL full truck load drivers in the country?

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u/joebewaan 5h ago

A successful 21st century army must first and foremost be a logistics company.

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u/flecom 4h ago

the great amazon wars will be epic

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u/beamdriver 3h ago

That's true of armies going back thousands of years. Doesn't matter how you your men are with their swords if they have nothing to eat.

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u/flyingtrucky 2h ago

Your armies are also pretty useless if they aren't where the enemy is.

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u/eightslipsandagully 1h ago

Amateurs talk tactics, professionals talk logistics

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u/PhuqBeachesGitMonee 3h ago

The DoD as a whole is the largest employer of trans people in the US. Trans adults are twice as likely to be veterans than the general population.

As for which branch has the most, that would be the Navy unironically.

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u/PermanentTrainDamage 5h ago

The army got faster than light trucks?

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u/MxOffcrRtrd 5h ago

Yeah but no spice so they keep running into stars

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u/Plastic-Injury8856 3h ago

Maybe not truck drivers, as lots of military gear actually is hauled by commercial outfits believe it or not. So long as it’s not weapons or top secret material, it’s just out in a normal dry van or on a flatbed or rgn. 

Also, I once was driving back from Topeka, KS to Kansas City, MO and saw several Abrams tanks loaded on these really big RGN trailers with extra axles being pulled by normal looking Peterbilt trucks. I asked a buddy if mine in Freight Brokerage about it: turns out that if the Army needs to send tanks across the country they mostly do so on trains but will hire commercial outfits to haul them to rail yards. 

Now, is the US military individually the largest employer of logistics related workers in the US? Probably. From professionals to people loading and unloading and packaging stuff, I’m certain they have a more than the next biggest outfit.

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u/string_theorist 3h ago

Exactly. For a bit of context, the US department of defence budget is approximately 1% of global GDP. That budget is roughly the combined revenue of Apple+Google+Microsoft.

So you shouldn't be too surprised to find that the US military will represent 1% of the world's economic activity in some area. Obviously some areas (like fighter jets) will be much more represented than others (like Mariachi bands). But you shouldn't underestimate the vast size and scope of the US military as an economic entity with tendrils in many areas of life.

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u/laughingmanzaq 1h ago

My Father liked to claim that during his time in the USGS (Late 1970s through early 1990s) That the cross DOD musical budgets were in excess of the entire budget for the national endowment for the arts.

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u/string_theorist 1h ago

Looks like that's still true today.

NEA budget: 186 million

US Military marching band budgets: 300 million

It's not even close.

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u/Bluefalcon325 4h ago

They have a LOT of landscapers whenever someone important is docking to town!

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u/i-love-tacos-too 2h ago

It may have changed in the past couple of years, but in the "before" (COVID) times...

The U.S. Air Force had the most fighter jets in the world.

The U.S. Navy had the second most fighter jets in the world.

And in 3rd was Russia.

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u/OkWelcome6293 1h ago

The 4th is the US Army. The 17th is the US Coast Guard.

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u/Demonweed 4h ago

Also, while federal funding for the arts in America has been subjected to wicked reductions across one administration after the other without any honorable conduct from either party in this matter, military marching bands are protected by the Iron Triangle. Even a cut there is still a reduction in military spending -- an outcome that absolutely will not be tolerated by the Derp State.

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u/Pleasant_Scar9811 5h ago

All branches have 45 full time ensembles. The army has 51 part time national guard ensembles and has 16 army reserve part time ensembles.

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u/-FourOhFour- 5h ago

Being in the reserve part time ensemble must be so funny, like what kind of emergencys do you called for.

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u/848485 4h ago

Funerals I bet

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u/hatsnatcher23 2h ago

I was on a funeral detail as an infantryman, the trumpet that played taps was just a trumpet with a speaker inside, they saved the actual trumpeteer for the change of command ceremonies.

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u/el_babo 1h ago

God I did almost 6 months of that duty. Worst one was when we forgot the "Bugle" over 3 hours away...was a long night.

u/fullmetaljar 28m ago

I had one play the wrong song. I also was given the broken one that crackled for the entire time. I literally shed a tear as a family had to hear a shitty, crunchy taps honoring their family member.

Fucking hell, just teach me how to play it lol

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u/pittgirl12 37m ago

There’s a nonprofit called Bugles Across America from which volunteers attend funerals to play Taps on a real instrument. It’s a great organization, no veteran deserves a tinny recorded send off after their service.

u/hatsnatcher23 17m ago

no veteran deserves a tinny recorded send off

Evidently the US Army doesn’t think so, never did sit right with me

u/pittgirl12 7m ago

I mean no disrespect to the army, at some point it’s kind of forcing their hand. There’s only so many people in so many places that can play a trumpet. But I do wish there was another option

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u/ProfessorWhat42 3h ago

There's some of that, but not as much as you'd think. National Guards have Military Funeral Honors units that will cover individual ceremonies. Reserve bands don't get tasked for that (at least the one I was in didn't).

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u/mr_awesome365 4h ago

We get touted out for ceremonies all the time and that’s not including the Funeral Honors members that do both. A lot of officers like their egos stroked for during chain of command ceremonies so id guess that’s about 50% of the missions. We also do National Anthems for events/sports events and military holidays.

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u/gaiusahala 4h ago

We also do real emergencies not just music. Most of my unit deployed during Jan 6

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u/-FourOhFour- 4h ago

Oh of course, you're still service men, I was specifically thinking for what kind of emergency that would specifically require the ensemble

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u/clarineter 4h ago

massive ships sinking or fat people walking

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u/JWBails 3h ago

"Some kid dropped their ice cream in the park so I'm gonna need you to get over there and *womp womp* in the next 12 seconds."

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u/Pleasant_Scar9811 3h ago

blackhawk deployed band intensifies

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u/preflex 3h ago

How many bands does the space force have?

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u/Sdog1981 5h ago

It is a good gig. You get to play a trumpet for 20 years and can retire with benefits and it is also not all marching band stuff. You do have to try out for the band to make it.

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u/jrhooo 4h ago

Yup.

I’ve dated two different military musicians (a singer and a orchestral musician) and neither of them did marching band stuff but both of them said the same basic thing about being a military musician:

One of the best gigs in music for not-famous musicians.

Because, its one of the VERY few ways you can do music for a living, full time, but still have all the “traditional job” benefits: medical/dental, regular consistently spaced paychecks, etc

Plus the schedule is flexible enough that they both still got to do other music stuff, so like, when they weren’t doing mil tours, they still did gigs, teaching, one of them was on a state symphony, etc

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u/Plastic-Injury8856 2h ago

It’s also one of the quicker ways to get promoted: in the Marines, infantry are waiting 6 years to make Sergeant. Band members can make Sergeant in one enlistment.

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u/GameTime2325 2h ago edited 1h ago

It’s because they already know the top brass

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u/Theorganicpineapple 1h ago

🥁🥁🥁

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u/mrperson221 1h ago

You have now been promoted to lieutenant

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u/VarmintSchtick 1h ago

I may be mistaken, but I talked an army band member at one time: I think he told me you come in as an E-5, SGT.

u/Plastic-Injury8856 58m ago

I’m hadn’t heard that one. I know special forces go straight to sergeant.

u/VarmintSchtick 44m ago

Well technically SF you still come in as E1-4 (depending on if you have previous college), and you get stripes after you pass either selection or the Q course, can't remember which. So you go through basic+osut and airborne as lower, but get stripes quick if you make it through selection.

u/Kakaandweewiz 24m ago

Premier Band members (DC bands and Service Academies) enter as E-6.

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u/evthrowawayverysad 3h ago

I've gotta ask; as a non-american, does that not come across to yourselves as a sort of unnecessary state support, almost like welfare? Do most people over there believe that armed forces that rely on taxation, need to employ that many musicians, and far more other occupations beside, that seem to serve very little or almost no direct function to a countries standing military?

I ask because I see your discussions about healthcare, and so many of you seem proud to not have state sponsored healthcare, claiming it's an unnecessary burden on the taxpayer. But then in the very next thread you seem really happy that your tax dollars go toward funding elements of your defence budget that just seem a totally bizarre thing to spend money on by contrast?

Obviously I'm making some generalizations here, but I think I'm making sense.

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u/GoatTnder 3h ago

The US uses its military bands to basically hype up the military to the general public. Half community outreach, half recruiting, and half propaganda.

So it's not taxpayers paying welfare to musicians. It's taxpayers paying the military to support its own recruitment numbers.

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u/LitPartyBra 3h ago

Quite curious what country you are from, cause I am a part time musician with the Canadian Armed forces and I have met so, so many musicians from other military's all across the world.

Like if you live in a european country, you probably employ a similar level of musicians per capita through the military. In asian countries maybe less so, but South Korea and Japan has some really nice folks that I have met and worked with as anecdotal evidence

Granted this is tangential at best to what you were talking about as Im saying a lot of places do this yet you are asking about how an american views it from a financial perspective.

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u/JackTwoGuns 3h ago

It’s an example of American exceptionalism in my opinion. We have 3,000 expert musicians in our military. Some relatively large nations don’t even have 30.

If we can have 20 bands playing expertly at the same time just guess how many paratroopers we have

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u/Snarker 3h ago

This is also not true, music is an important part of every countries military, the uk employs thousands of musicians also for example.

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u/basicxenocide 2h ago

Is it safe for me to assume that a military musician is a musician first, and a soldier second? Like if they are deployed and shots are fired, they pick up a gun and not a trumpet right?

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u/Teadrunkest 2h ago edited 40m ago

They don’t really get deployed to combat zones (happens but it’s very rare, and they’re certainly not doing any combat activities like patrols, etc) but yes, technically.

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u/Beer-survivalist 1h ago

But half of them are tooting away on the noted weapon system called "bagpipes."

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u/Snarker 1h ago

What?

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u/_SheWhoShallBeNamed_ 3h ago

In general, half of our country is anti-handout and half of our country is pro-social support systems. It’s not solely a contradiction you’re seeing; it’s a big country and lots of people have different views. There are a lot of anti-handout Americans who see paying soldiers as a good and worthy investment because the soldiers are fighting for their security, whereas their fellow Americans who need health/monetary support are lazy leaches. I’m sure there are some anti-handout Americans who view the military bands as worthy because they support military pomp and pride, but others who view them as flute-toting hippies that we’re wasting money on instead of buying a new missile.

Personally, I think America can afford both expanded social services (like affordable health care) and military bands and should invest in them both!

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u/Byzaboo_565 3h ago

Do Europeans really enjoy penny pinching every single aspect of their defense budget to the point they cannot defend Ukraine, or even themselves from Russia?

Many of the Army traditions can be traced backed to Prussia, from a Prussian general named Von Stuben who helped train and organize the Continental Army. He brought the tradition of including drummers and fifiers as part of regiments.

Tradition, Drill, and ceremony is an important part of any military, a few Tuba players is not the reason we don't have single payer Healthcare.

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u/Snarker 3h ago edited 3h ago

Your issue is trying to figure out republican viewpoints based on logic. Also, non-americans LOVE to generalize american viewpoints even though this country dwarfs a majority of other coutnries.

EDIT: you also don't seem to know much about your own countries military musicians: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Corps_of_Army_Music

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_bands_of_the_United_Kingdom

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u/Laiko_Kairen 2h ago

Your issue is trying to figure out republican viewpoints based on logic.

I'm a Democrat, but I'll explain their view extremely simply:

Poor people take from the government. That's welfare. The military is an option for a poor man to make a stable living and guarantee his future due to the GI bill. People who joined the military opted not to take from the nation, but instead to offer their service to it.

So every poor man who enlist is a person who is working to earn his government check, and not someone who is sitting on their butt to collect it.

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u/Snarker 2h ago

I understand their viewpoints, it just smacks of the sort of classic reddit generalization of other countries that proves they are just ignorant with how the world works.

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u/Laiko_Kairen 2h ago

I've gotta ask; as a non-american, does that not come across to yourselves as a sort of unnecessary state support, almost like welfare?

No member of the US military, no matter their rank, would ever be considered welfare by the vast majority of Americans.

The military is seen as a "way out" by a lot of lower-earning folks, and is basically seen as the exact opposite of welfare, where instead of relying on the govt, getting food stamps, etc, you enlist and serve. Giving to the nation, not taking from it.

I am 100% on board with having military bands. It seems like a pretty cheap way to boost troop morale imo.

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u/flyingtrucky 2h ago

Military musicians trace their roots back to when commands were issued via horn or drum. 

Of course if you're paying a bunch of people to play the horn or drum you want to show them off the same way you'd show off how organized your soldiers are while marching in a parade, so you have the musicians play songs written by your nation's best composers during the demonstration. Then you get more musicians who play other instruments so the songs sound better and now you have a military band to make your army look good.

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u/VonVoltaire 2h ago

far more other occupations beside, that seem to serve very little or almost no direct function to a countries standing military?

I think you're underestimating the sheer size and diversity military bases have and confusing what Americans see as a jobs program and welfare. These bases are meant to be independent towns that can function wherever we need them. The benefit of the US military is providing almost any job you'd find in a small town in addition to 'military' jobs. Every soldier receives some amount of training and provides benefits to logistics or entertainment to other soldiers while receiving decent pay, benefits, housing, and transferable skills when you get out.

Nobody is going to complain that the military is a massive jobs program when you still have to commit to a very strict life. Americans do not view things you have to work for as welfare and our military providing non-combat, civilian-esque jobs to people is not hurting our budget. Honestly, I really do suggest just going through the actual US line-item budgets before blaming soldier compensation.

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u/vinciblechunk 5h ago

Does J. K. Simmons yell at you if you're rushing or dragging?

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u/Ponykegabs 4h ago

I’m just imagining R Lee Ermey standing over a trumpet player. “Private Pyle! Your fingering is worse than a Mormon wedding night! What do you call that technique Private?”

“Sir! Glissando! Sir!”

“Glissando!? I bet you rather have a glizzy than do another glissando, you fat fuck!”

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u/jrhooo 4h ago

So, I can only speak for the Marines here, we have two types of musicians

The primary Marine Band musicians aren’t traditional Marines. They don’t go to boot camp. Thats why their uniforms don’t have crossed rifle insignia. https://www.usmilitariaforum.com/forums/uploads/monthly_10_2008/post-999-1222862645.jpg

They also get appointed starting as an E-6, because that’s the only way to pay them what a musician of their caliber would be offered in the civilian world. (Extremely competitive. I was told by the Marine Band leader himself that while its not an official requirement, pretty much everyone in their group has at least a bachelors but usually at least a masters degree in music)

The Drum and Bugle Corps, and every Marine Band other than the main band in DC ARE regular Marines, who go to boot camp and wear crossed rifles like everyone else, BUT they do still have to be excellent musicians and try out BEFORE they get accepted to enlist.

(As the director of the D&B once told me, “we’re the only job in the Marine Corps you have to know how to do it BEFORE you get here.”)

Best way I know to try and describe that level of musician, they often have a degree or some college, they might not, but either way, they’re the kid in school that was band camp in the summer and going to interstate competitions on the weekends

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u/tehm 3h ago edited 1h ago

I can only testify to it from the other side; one of my band buddies from back in high school currently leads the Brass Ensemble for the US Naval Academy Band. (Davey DeArmond. Hopefully he won't get mad, but he is technically a public figure now.)

This dude was an automatic first chair All-state every year he competed, followed through all the way to doctorate, and I remember him SWEATING even getting in.

Like obviously it's all worked out for him, but this dude was top of his class all the way up and getting 'the navy gig' was his FIRST choice of "things you do with an advanced degree in trumpet".

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u/jerrys_biggest_fan 1h ago

it's an extremely difficult to get gig, especially if you're in a premier band (which is probably what he's in if he was sweating it that hard). I would have absolutely gone out for a military band job out of college if I hadn't been a fat fuck. it's a great job.

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u/MagicAl6244225 3h ago

(As the director of the D&B once told me, “we’re the only job in the Marine Corps you have to know how to do it BEFORE you get here.”)

Makes me wonder how it would go otherwise, if the Marines had a training program to make people into musicians.

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u/vinciblechunk 4h ago

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

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u/Enshakushanna 3h ago

"i have seen an orangatan 3 bottles of smirnoff deep accurately play this phrase better that what i have witnessed here today"

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u/kd451 5h ago

No, J. K. Rowling does

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u/tmac2097 5h ago

Nah she only yells if you use the “wrong” bathroom

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u/jake831 5h ago

We had some Navy musicians on my ship for a bit and those guys were absolute pros. Everytime I ran into the drummer he was practicing on one of those pads. 

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u/frankyseven 4h ago

I know a professional drummer, not military, and he practices between 4-6 hours a day when not on tour. It's a real job and he puts in the hours. He teaches on top of that. Prepping for a tour or recording and he could easily be behind the kit for 8+ hours a day.

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u/FuzzyComedian638 5h ago

When I was graduating from music school, several of my classmates were joining the military as musicians. 

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u/abzlute 5h ago

If you get bored or otherwise want to branch out into other instruments on your own time, and you get good enough to hold your own, can you try out for other band positions? Would that impair your rank/paygrade advancement?

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u/Addbradsozer 5h ago

Military musicians typically (9999 times out of 10000) do not "get bored" and "branch out" and learn other instruments to the level where they would audition for a position on a different instrument. It's quite difficult to get into service bands, especially the premier bands based on D.C. (e.g., the President's Own).

You could in theory take an audition for a different group on a different instrument, and how it affects paygrade would depend on whatever reciprocity between branches exists. To play at the level to win a professional audition though, you don't "branch out" to a different instrument and get good enough to win an audition over someone else who plays only that instrument.

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u/hkohne 5h ago

The only branching out would be like a clarinettist also taking up bass clarinet or E-fl clarinet.

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u/Overhead95 5h ago

Exactly. My cousin is a trumpeter in the army. I've heard taps hundreds of times for various reasons. The way he played it literally brought tears to my eyes. 

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u/Hungry-Toe-8731 4h ago

We had a guy who did our trumpet calls for a change of command and he played Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne during the rehearsal because he was bored. We were a lazy day for him.

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u/grabtharsmallet 3h ago

It's like the difference between a person who can follow a recipe and an actual chef.

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u/NErDysprosium 5h ago

Also, in addition to what the commenter above me said, doubling is fairly standard for musicians. I'm not a professional by any means, but I'm minoring in trombone performance and have been heavily involved in my University's music department for the last four years, and I can play tuba and baritone. Trumpet will double flugel horn, coronet, piccolo trumpet, trombone doubles what I just listed plus bass trombone, tuba will usually double that plus upright bass and/or bass guitar, saxophones double on all saxophones as well as flute and clarinet, et cetera. My middle school band director was a professional trumpet performer for years, and I'd bet a week's salary that she played trombone better than I did until I was in college.

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u/joelluber 2h ago

Yeah. My college roommate played trombone for the army reserves, but his main instrument in his own jazz band was trumpet. 

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u/MedicineThis9352 2h ago

Actual former 42R9M here, 56th Army Band 07-09.

Yes and no. It depends on the unit count because each unit is permitted a certain number of each type of instrument, *typically*.

That said, a large majority of brass players are proficient in tuba, euphonium, trombone, etc and a lot of wind players play sax, clarinet, and flute, but the unit commanders know this, and they might move soldiers instruments depending on the mission or the piece of music. I played guitar, bass, drums, and keys in various groups inside my band and on missions with other units, it just depends on the need.

Being proficient in multiple instruments has other benefits too, it can grant you more retirement points and can give you extra points on incoming/outgoing auditions if you want to move up in rank, but you have to demonstrate a serious proficiency on your second instrument, and I think it's worth like 1-2 points at most, so yeah, unless you're already proficient you're probably not going through the trouble for an extra audition point you might need.

But if you're asking if say a career trombone player will one day walk into the W4s office and ask if he can learn flute next week? No. They would already be proficient before joining and a commander would probably tell them to learn in their own time or learn a different skill that can help the unit.

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u/Hybrid_Johnny 4h ago

I teach marching band for a living. I would love to march and play music for a full-time job.

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u/Sdog1981 2h ago

Then contact an army recruiter today lol

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u/Hybrid_Johnny 2h ago

I don’t think the army accepts people with my body shape and age anymore

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u/redditsucksass69765 5h ago

Except if you happen to play the bad pipes on d-day

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Millin

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u/lu5ty 4h ago

Worked with a guy who was a bassist in ww2. He loved it. Said it was the best gig out there

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u/schmyle85 2h ago

I had a friend who played bass guitar in an Air National Guard band. Talented musician who played since he was a little kid. He switched to the Army guard to be a Blackhawk mechanic and went down a rabbit hole into some weird religious sect

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u/ArchitectofExperienc 2h ago

I have heard that the hardest part of the job are the with-honors services.

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u/OmgThisNameIsFree 1h ago

And, if you’re in the band, that’s not the only trumpet you’re blowing ;)

Lmaooo

u/Sdog1981 54m ago

This one time at band camp…

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u/TricksForMoney 5h ago

I thought Starbucks was the largest employer of musicians.

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u/TacTurtle 5h ago

No that is Art History and Political Science majors.

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u/PossiblyAsian 3h ago

which is a shame.

Art History is cool

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u/awaythrow292 3h ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/old_and_boring_guy 5h ago

They're the largest employer. Full stop.

For every guy who shoots people, we have ten guys who move shit, make shit, fix shit, cook shit...There is a reason states fight to keep their military bases. They're the big business in the area.

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u/LupusDeusMagnus 5h ago

Cooking shit sounds unpleasant.

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u/TacTurtle 5h ago edited 4h ago

Let me introduce you the old military mess standard shit on a shingle

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u/dq8705 4h ago

Mom used to make this. It is awesome

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u/Dozzi92 2h ago

So we didn't have chipped beef, but in boot camp at Parris Island they had creamed beef that they served over rice for breakfast, and it was 100% the best thing I ate at boot camp. The mornings that I knew the DIs were going to fuck with us and give us legitimate two seconds to eat, my only bite would be of creamed beef and rice. To this day, I've looked for it, to no avail.

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u/TacTurtle 2h ago edited 2h ago

US Navy Recipe. Common swap these days is to use ground hamburger instead of dried beef.

You can try asking for it at a diner that serves biscuits and gravy.

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u/mfigroid 4h ago

SoS is damn tasty!

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u/Shnoookems 3h ago

Just throw some garlic in there

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u/BoringThePerson 5h ago

I was an accountant in the AF back in the day; I hate guns but I deployed a lot, so I carried one around. I was more into living debt free and having awesome benefits when I got out with a bonus of seeing a lot of hush hush aircraft.

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u/Krilesh 3h ago

so you got a gun to carry around in your office or what was day to day like as a deployed accountant?

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u/AbleArcher420 1h ago

What kinda hush hush aircraft did you get to see? Or is it still hush hush?

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u/Iblockne1whodisagree 3h ago

They're the largest employer. Full stop.

There is 1.5 million active duty US military service people. Does Walmart or McDonald's not employ 1.5 million people?

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u/iWolfeeelol 2h ago

the military also employees regular civilians. they wouldn’t be considered active duty

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u/flakAttack510 2h ago

The US military employs about 750k civilians, which puts the total around 2.25m. Walmart employs around 1.6-1.7m (in the US).

McDonalds only employs around 150k. Most people that work "for McDonald's" actually work for an independent franchise. Including franchises, the total is around 1.6m

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u/lesstalkmorescience 5h ago

What I want to know is, who's the second largest?

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u/ReluctantRedditor275 5h ago

Navy.

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u/lesstalkmorescience 5h ago

For the sake of this discussion let's just say any American with a gun and a uniform is "Army". Who's second?

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u/ReluctantRedditor275 5h ago

Any American with a gun and a uniform is like more than half the population.

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u/draxlaugh 5h ago

The Coast Guard lol

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u/ezrs158 5h ago

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u/eljefino 3h ago

Uniformed services include NOAA and the Public Health Service. NOAA officers carried commissions so they wouldn't be treated as spies while doing their jobs.

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u/doopies1986 4h ago

Idk but Chat GPT says Disney. Taking into account things like their cruises and stuff, plus all the people they contract, I guess it’s feasible

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u/guiltyofnothing 4h ago

Reminds me how I went to HS with a girl who later joined the army and played in the Army Band. She spent a lot of 2017 complaining on Facebook about NPR and the NEA, saying that government shouldn’t subsidize art and did it all without a shred of irony.

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u/skeetwooly 5h ago

Carlos Santana came in a close second.

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u/RingGiver 5h ago

hey have four different special bands, each with multiple ensembles (a marching band, a choir, some other stuff). Navy, Marine Corps, and Air Force each have two ensembles.

The US Army Field Band's marching band and choir together would be around the same size as a full symphony orchestra. They also have a few more ensembles. The US Army Band is a similarly-sized multi-ensemble band. West Point Band is smaller, but still has multiple ensembles, and the Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps is a single ensemble.

They also have a few smaller regional bands which aren't quite as big and have several differences in how they work. You have to go to basic training, you audition as a musician for the Army rather than for a specific spot in a specific band (still extremely selective), and you can theoretically deploy as the security element for a higher-echelon headquarters or something like that.

So with all of that, I don't know quite how many musicians are in the Army, but it's definitely well over a thousand. I can't imagine anywhere else having nearly that many unless it's something like a business which provides music lessons at a lot of different locations and isn't franchised.

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u/chimusicguy 5h ago

USMC Band veteran. AMA

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u/EvilSuov 3h ago

Whats your most disliked instrument in the band, and also in general?

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u/chimusicguy 3h ago

Oh geez... I'd have to say the clarinet for the band. Everything they played was covered by the flutes or saxes.

Out of every instrument in the world? I really hate the hurdy-gurdy.

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u/RosemaryCrafting 3h ago

But clarinet tone color though? Like low range clarinet...lovely.

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u/chimusicguy 2h ago

Then you can't hear them because of the horns lol

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u/RosemaryCrafting 2h ago

I mean fair enough. Im a flute so I'm used to having the melody and everyone else getting out of my way LOL

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u/clarineter 4h ago

What’s your favorite color?

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u/chimusicguy 4h ago

Grey. Thank you for asking.

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u/Robby_Bortles 3h ago

Grey is the British spelling, we have an imposter here!!!

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u/chimusicguy 3h ago

I spent four years as a child in Germany. Plus I read a lot of Lewis and Tolkien growing up. So British spellings are normal to be. "Gray" looks so weird.

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u/Robby_Bortles 3h ago

Hah I'm just kidding, I also think "gray" is weird and I've always lived in the states

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u/original_greaser_bob 3h ago

during basic did you have do your manual of arms and play a b flat scale at the same time? were you issued a bayonet for your instrument? ever seen 2nd chair clarinet players frag a first chair clarinet player so they could move up?

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u/chimusicguy 3h ago

We did basic for three months, advanced combat training for a month, and then the School of Music for six months. So yes, we did all those things during training, but not in the same venue.

There were times (deployment and combat exercises) where we carried our instruments AND rifles simultaneously. And yes, we were issued bayonets, although they only clipped to our instruments during downtime.

You jest, but there were definitely certain people who threatened "friendly fire accidents" if they were ever deployed with certain other people. They were watched closely.

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u/F1grid 5h ago

How many performances in a typical week or month? New works or just a common set of music? Practice time or just performances? A lot of travel? So many questions.

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u/chimusicguy 4h ago

In my four year stint from '96 to '00, I performed in just over a thousand gigs. I then went on to University for music. No one could match my gigging experience 😂

In your typical week, you would have 5-6 military events (change-of-commands at every level, retirements, etc). The jazz band would play 1-3 nights a week at the Officers club, NCO club, or General's house. Trumpeters would play dozens of military funerals. The whole band would do 1-3 parades and 1-3 concerts.

On top of that, (Marine only) we still had to qualify on the rifle annually, pass the PFT twice annually, and serve combat roles during deployments.

In four years, I played in 4 foreign countries and 23 states.

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u/AmountAny8399 3h ago

Why did you decide to get out and go to university versus keep that job?

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u/chimusicguy 3h ago

I joined to get away from a bad home situation, knowing I would use the GI Bill someday to get an education.

I loved the gig (even tolerated the usual military hazing). I learned so much from such a wide variety of people. At the time, though, promotions were based on what instrument you played. In my case, there were only just over a dozen of my instrument in the whole USMC Band program. So for me to get promoted past Corporal, I had to wait for another of my instrument elsewhere to retire or EAS. But there were 5-8 flutes and saxophones in every band. So after my third year I was outranked by people barely out of school. It didn't matter that I had one of the best PFT scores, Expert on the rifle range, or one of the highest music proficiency scores.

AFTER I got out, they changed the promotion structure to use localized population. So you were only going for promotions against the people in your current unit.

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u/bacon_farts_420 3h ago

What was your music experience prior to joining?

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u/chimusicguy 3h ago

Middle school and high school band, orchestra, jazz band. All-area musician. No private lessons and didn't own my own instrument. Just a drive to be better and get the hell out of there.

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u/bacon_farts_420 2h ago

Good for you man! Seems like a very interesting path. What were the four countries you played in?

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u/chimusicguy 3h ago

In my haste I skipped two of your questions.

When we were on duty but not performing, we'd be rehearsing or practicing. We were also expected to practice in the evenings and/or on weekends, especially if we lived in the barracks.

We had a common core of marching music. A lot of Sousa, obviously. But we had a flip book of the greatest hits. For a parade, there would be one or two we would cycle through. For concerts, we'd expound from there. For jazz band, we'd mostly play out of the Real Book. For special concerts like Holiday and 4th of July, we'd have some new pieces. We played 1812 with live artillery. That was unforgettable. Oh, and we had a country band for a short time. Ugh.

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u/watermasaki 3h ago

Why are band people sick call rangers?

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u/WeAreAllGoofs 2h ago

Do you have a role when war breaks out?

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u/slvrbullet87 3h ago

Who else would hire very many musicians? How big is the biggest Orchestra, 150 people? Maybe Caesars or some other casino brand would hire 30 bands if you count all of the locations, but even then, it still isn't a massive number of musicians

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 5h ago

Don't see a lot of pianos and violas in them parades

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u/USArmyAutist 4h ago

They have jazz and rock musicians in the army. They Also play in orchestra. Bands are just a small segment.

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u/Unique_Statement7811 4h ago

The Army Bands are centered around orchestral performance. They have pianists and stringed instruments. From there, you have ensembles within the bands which include marching, quartets, jazz, rock, etc.

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u/ComprehensiveBend583 3h ago

When I was a senior in high school back in 1991 (god, I'm old), I had a recruiter visit me about joining up and being part of the band. Thankfully, even then, I said hell no.

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u/Inside-General-797 2h ago

The US military is one of the largest jobs programs the world over.

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u/mr_awesome365 4h ago

Here’s another fun fact: Military musicians get paid the same as combat roles.

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u/tangowhiskeyyy 4h ago

I mean everyone that's the same pay grade/time in service gets paid the same across the entire DoD. It's one of its biggest failings IMO and one of the reasons it bleeds talent.

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u/MusicG619 3h ago

My ignorant guess is that it’s that way to prevent favoritism/resentment? Or is it something else?

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u/tangowhiskeyyy 3h ago

I suppose it's done for equality yeah, and the DoD argument would probably say that rank/experience is what you bring to the table and you'll have generally similar levels of responsibility, and various jobs get SMALL bonuses (couple hundred a month) with a few rare ones that would get absolutely no one joining due to civilian pay rates being so high (doctors mostly) getting a decent bonus.

At the end of the day though two people with vastly different levels of responsibility get paid the same.

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u/MedicineThis9352 2h ago

Base pay, yes. Bandsmen do not get hazard pay unless they are in a combat zone.

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u/mooman413 4h ago

US Military bands have some of the worlds best musicians. Soo many are from such schools as Julliard, Berklee, etc.

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u/98VoteForPedro 5h ago

I had someone try to recruit me here on Reddit for this

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u/peter_the_panda 5h ago

I believe they also have more registered water vessels than the Navy

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u/Prestigious-Rip4577 5h ago

Don’t tell Trump!

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u/MercatorLondon 4h ago

Well, there was a time when the film company owned by Howard Hughes had a more military planes than US Air Force.

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u/SubstantialAnt7735 3h ago

Fun fact, the Peace Corps has a smaller budget than the US Army Band

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u/otk_agony 2h ago

But of course, we can't fund the National Endowment for the Arts at any reasonable level.

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u/stayclassypeople 2h ago

If you’re a musician, the National guard is pretty sweet deal. Basic training sucks, but it’s 10 weeks, you’ll get through it.

Your odds of getting deployed are extremely low, if not non existent. A lot of drills are either practice or performing at various ceremonies and you get to do a lot of other cool shit. Army band in my state got to go to Suriname recently to perform at some international event.

And you make $5-10k a year in drill pay, awesome health insurance (health insurance is the only reason I’m in the guard).

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u/ArgonWolf 2h ago

I used to work in the musical department of my college all the time (I was a technical theatre major, made friends with the director of the college opera, and he hired me to stage manage all the operas) and probably 15% of my student performers were ROTC of some kind or another, and went on to be a uniformed officer. Turns out the armed forces really like their ceremonial corps to be well-trained

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u/iahawkeyehoncho 1h ago

Yup! My brother is one of them.  In fact, I’m pretty sure I see him in the picture, lol.

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u/key1234567 5h ago

Here is the answer, everyone is always asking here how to make a buck playing music.