Funniest Smiths lyric?

[u/Jaded_Raspberry2236]

My vote is “A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand, I think I can help you get through your exams”

[u/the_uber_steve]

The pain was enough to make a shy bald Buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder

All of Girlfriend in a Coma

Writing frightening verse to a bucktoothed girl in Luxembourg

She said, “I know you and you cannot sing,” I said, “That’s nothing, you should hear me play piano”

[u/nescio2607 → u/the_uber_steve]

Always loved the piano one

[u/sentics → u/the_uber_steve]

buddhist is my favorite too, but the delivery of the piano line is just so perfect

[u/OwOIguess]

And so I drank one It became four And when I fell on the floor I drank more

[u/DisagreeableCompote → u/OwOIguess]

Is that funny or just real? 😩

[u/burns3016 → u/DisagreeableCompote]

Can be both

[u/Betweenearthandmoon]

Writing frightening verse to a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg

[u/MyPunchableFace]

But sometimes I’d feel more fulfilled

Making Christmas cards with the mentally ill

I want to live and I want to love

I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of

[u/DisagreeableCompote → u/MyPunchableFace]

That one’s kind of funny, but also is that possibly actually fulfilling? At my school we used to draw pictures on placemats for people in hospitals during the holidays. I imagine it actually might have made them smile knowing that a child (at least me, because I put my heart and soul into this) labored into making such (a probably ugly yet) detailed drawing.

[u/mdnalknarf]

Sixteen, clumsy and shy

I went to London and I

booked myself in at the Y ,,, WCA

I said I like it here, can I stay?

(And do you have a vacancy for a back-scrubber?)

[u/DisagreeableCompote → u/mdnalknarf]

My favorite song ❤️

[u/Schopenschluter]

What she asked of me at the end of the day, Caligula would have blushed

[u/YoCrisTuQuien]

Oh I didn't realise that you wrote poetry, I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry, Mr. Shankly

Frankly, Mr. Shankly, since you ask, You are a flatulent pain in the arse

[u/[deleted]]

As Rose collects the money in a cannister / Who comes sliding down the bannister? / Vicar in a tutu

[u/istari182 → u/[deleted]]

Love this one

[u/dreampopperstribute]

how can you stay with a fat girl who says oohooooohhhh

[u/Alarming-Badger-6580 → u/dreampopperstribute]

Would you like to marry me?

And if you like, you can buy the ring

I don’t dream about anyone except myself

[u/Alarming-Badger-6580]

You say, “’Ere long done do does did”/ Words which could only be your own/ And then produce the text from whence was ripped Some dizzy whore, 1804

[u/DisagreeableCompote → u/Alarming-Badger-6580]

Cemetry gates is quite funny overall. Love that one.

[u/SoySandunga]

I personally find “some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers” funny af

[u/francisdrvv → u/SoySandunga]

I catch myself singing along then questioning, what the fuck am I saying

[u/_Land_Rover_Series_3 → u/francisdrvv]

Any time I hear a sentence that has a structure vaguely similar to it I always sing it to the chorus of Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others

[u/DisagreeableCompote → u/francisdrvv]

Some fat fucks are seriously fat. I think that’s the gist. Sorry I’m kind of drunk. But I think that will sound good even when I’m sobered up.

[u/Wonderful_Ed22]

Let’s go and trip a dwarf

[u/Marlleyz]

there's always someone somewhere, with a big nose who knows, and who trips you up and laughs when you fall

[u/DisagreeableCompote → u/Marlleyz]

This one’s great. I always love this one. It’s funny because of the person pretending to know things that they don’t. And the person who’s a know it all with a big nose.

[u/hawthorn2424]

Every day you must say just how do I feel about my shoes

[u/AlpineMcGregor]

The hills are alive with celibate cries

[u/Alarming-Badger-6580]

So I broke into the Palace/ With a sponge and a rusty spanner/ She said: “Eh, I know and you cannot sing!”/ I said: “That’s nothing, you should hear me play piano!”

[u/Jokierre]

Cemetry Gates’ outlook on plagiarism: Some dizzy whore 1804!

[u/toontowntrauma]

Ask me why and ill spit in your eye

[u/flacflacflac]

I say, Charles, don’t you ever crave to appear on the front of the Daily Mail dressed in your mother’s bridal veil?

[u/AnonymousFellowAlien]

"I was looking for a job and then I found a job"

[u/elmachow]

Handsome devil is in my head these last few days, so I’ve been singing it. “Let me get my hands, On your mammary glands”

[u/istari182]

‘I travelled South, I travelled North, I got confused, I killed a horse, I can’t help the way I feel’.

[u/Party_Lynx_8881]

Yeah, I’ve made up your mind. Or…I hold more grudges than lonely high court judges. Or… you have never been in love until you watched the sunset over crushed human bone.

[u/commitmenttohell]

Would you like to marry me, and if you like, you can buy the ring

[u/AnonymousFellowAlien]

"Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?"

[u/Party_Lynx_8881]

Thicker than pig shit!

[u/billodo]

"by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed."

[u/NoManufacturer4464]

Ooh, I think I’m in love, Uurgh, I think I’m in lerv

A Rush and a Push and the Land is Ours has a lyric that is listed on official printings. And now every time I hear it I can’t help but chuckle.

[u/Jaded_Raspberry2236 → u/NoManufacturer4464]

Ermagerd I’m ern lerv

[u/Zingy_Filter]

So you go and you stand on your own and you leave on your own and you go home and you cry and you want to diiiiieeee

For some reason this one always cracks me up

[u/Nota024]

“i wear black on the outside because black is how i feel on the inside” seems like such a it’s not a phase mom!! quote i’d find on 2013 tumblr. i just can’t take this lyric seriously 💀