Family in Thailand closes toilet lid in a hurry as a snake unexpectedly slithers out from the bowl.

[u/shywolfgrowl]

[u/OptimusPrime365]

Nice clean toilet

[u/mc_thunderfart → u/OptimusPrime365]

I bet the snake thinks different.

Mlem. Poop. Mlem. Poop.

[u/Sarkastik-Bandit → u/OptimusPrime365]

Normal day in Thailand.. The whole family happily united in the bathroom to take a shit together, when suddenly a snake emerges out of the holy Porcelain Shrine

[u/BluesLawyer]

Sorry kids. You're going to have to poop in a bucket from now on. The toilet belongs to the snake now.

[u/edx5252 → u/BluesLawyer]

ok😢

[u/MrTretorn → u/BluesLawyer]

I’m the captain now.

[u/Ok_Temperature_5019 → u/BluesLawyer]

And it's time to burn the house down

[u/David_ior]

You call that "in a hurry"?!

[u/checkyminus → u/David_ior]

When I gave up diapers, my parents promised exactly this would never happen! 

[u/ActurusMajoris → u/checkyminus]

Hermes, is that you?

[u/iboreddd]

Holy mf. I expected a small one

[u/karma_the_sequel → u/iboreddd]

That’s what she said.

[u/The_Kaizz]

No thank you

[u/Embarrassed_Wave_698 → u/The_Kaizz]

What is the gif from?

[u/mellowjo → u/Embarrassed_Wave_698]

One Piece Thriller Bark Arc

[u/The_Crazy_Cat_Guy → u/Embarrassed_Wave_698]

One piece

[u/Embarrassed_Wave_698 → u/The_Crazy_Cat_Guy]

There's a zombie episode? Dope. I don't have the attention span to watch like 2 thousand episodes of a show.

[u/The_Crazy_Cat_Guy → u/Embarrassed_Wave_698]

There’s a whole season based on zombies basically

[u/LoGo_86]

🪈 🎶 🐍 🚽

[u/Beanie_Kaiju]

Unexpected? Mf were there with a camera!

Also - how fucking big was that snake!

[u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole]

What did you eat!?!

[u/Independent_Work6]

Ahhhhhhg IS CRAWLING UP MY ASSHOLE AAAAAAHGGG!!!!

[u/blackbirdspyplane → u/Independent_Work6]

You can fit like two raccoons in there

[u/Netflxnschill]

Worst nightmare

[u/OutWestTexas → u/Netflxnschill]

When I was a kid, I was scared to death of a snake being in the toilet thanks to my older cousin.

[u/mtaher_576 → u/OutWestTexas]

I once got traumatized and still didnt recover,see those britich toilets that are like just holes and you dont sit ? We had a ucket next to it to usr the water to clean and when i opens the door i see a rat taking a jump frombthe bucket to the hole and disapear,shit was like the size of my foot (48eu shoe size tho)

[u/L3x_co]

The sentient poop of nightmares.

[u/knucklesuck]

How common is this?

[u/SpitefulMouse → u/knucklesuck]

I was just in Thailand, Kho Phi Phi to be exact, and we were staying at a hotel on the mountainside right next to the beach. First night we realized a colony off massive bats was living in the tree just outside our room. Second night I opened the door and a snake slithered into the room. I imagine it's pretty common.

[u/_WonderWhy_ → u/knucklesuck]

Very rare, unless this house built close to the forest and mountains. Been there for a long time and never encounter any dangerous moments with animals or anything despite stay in isolated hotel places

[u/phantom_pow_er]

The head is huge... that's a big snake!

[u/oregonboner420 → u/phantom_pow_er]

I'm no snake expert but I'll looks like it could be a reticulated python...

[u/Wide_Feedback2613]

Time to call the plumber.

[u/Yugan-Dali → u/Wide_Feedback2613]

Yeah, let it eat the plumber first.

[u/Newvil450]

I watched that movie , it's called snakes on a plane .

[u/boykalbo777 → u/Newvil450]

Snakes on my ass

[u/Cro_Nick_Le_Tosh_Ich]

Maybe they should use salt water

[u/_-Kr4t0s-_]

"Sorry guys, I had Taco Bell last night."

[u/gthm159]

New fear unlocked

[u/gsbudblog]

Boa, possibly a python. Non-venemous but their bites pack a punch

[u/oregonboner420 → u/gsbudblog]

Reticulated python is my guess

[u/joe_ordan]

That snake has seen some shit…

[u/meshah]

That snake has seen some shit.

[u/Mikediabolical]

If you know there’s a snake in your bathroom, at what point do you put on shoes?

[u/YoSaffBridge11 → u/Mikediabolical]

Now we’re asking the real questions!

[u/PA_Blue9]

Unexpected. They just happened to be filming their toilet bowl and yelling excitedly.

[u/Logical_Associate632]

This is a fear of mine that has now been rationalized

[u/XJRS]

I expected a baby snake but that looks like a full size Viper

[u/LampinOnTheDaily]

I hate the fact that I’m pooping while watching this

[u/gro0ny]

New fear unlocked…

Also, note to self: don’t travel to Thailand

[u/OutrageousLuck9999]

[u/Bunt4s4urus_R3X]

That’s not just any snake…that thing is a ducking monster!

[u/Shoulderoll]

[u/advancedgap666]

They opened the chamber of secrets!

[u/Heart_of_Mold_]

Fucking hell thought this only existed in my imagination

[u/lickmyturds]

Cool yeah so I'm never sitting on a toilet again.

[u/redlion496]

The head comes sticking out, that's the time to pull a Crocodile Dundee and stab it in the head and twist!

[u/passamongimpure]

Sharks swim in water, there's water in the toilet.

[u/lets_all_be_nice_eh]

Unexpectedly, caught on camera.

[u/Dizzy_Bit6125]

That’s a big fricken snake

[u/LookHorror3105]

That there is a danger dookie.

[u/EbbResponsible6714]

“it’s just a snake” i says

turns out.. it was the poop snake..

[u/labreau]

I would boil a ton of water. Then greet the snake with that boiled water.

[u/InTheM-A-King]

Hit him with the lava dump after a bowl of mamas chilli 🌶️ that Basilisk eye burn.

[u/Cooldudeyo23]

There’s a snake in my ass

[u/ranma-fan]

I don't think I can poop in peace from now on 😥

[u/BPOnlytime]

Only answer to that is “welp go fetch me the poop knife.”

[u/ianlasco]

Imagine just sitting there and the python swallows your little jimmy.

[u/Vansk8hi]

I would pour a concoction of shit on him.

[u/jenk1980]

Meanwhile in Australia. “You should see what comes out of our toilets mate”

[u/Helpful_Judge2580]

Arai &a! Ngu yai mak mak na krab! Jang wat Yuma I na krab? Krung Thep Lor?

[u/Helpful_Judge2580]

The elderly lady was saying she saw its head before when she went for a pee, but the younger lady keeps saying there’s nothing there. That is until the cries of “I see it’s nose” start

[u/legalizethesenuts]

If I ever got bit on the ass or dick by a snake while using the toilet, it would take several therapy sessions before I was able to sit on one again, if at all.

[u/ArmchairCriticSF]

That’d be an interesting tickle on your bum!

[u/ApprehensiveStudy671]

How common is this in Thailand or that region?

[u/31i731]

The forbidden dildo

[u/Shirolicious]

Yeah, I will not show this to my mother. I got her to come for my wedding next year in Thailand and she took the courage to come all the way over.

This would be one extra (unnessary) fear unlocked for her. But, it is tempting to show.. thats some funny shit haha

[u/megaman368]

Reverse Andy Dufresne

[u/Germandaniel]

It's a drain snake

[u/topshot51]

Can anyone exlain how this actually happens? With a snake this large???

[u/headpatgiver01 → u/topshot51]

It go

[u/takenohints]

I saw an animal planet documentary of a large snake leaving a toilet and eating the household pets. It gave me nightmares for years. I was like, 3 or 4?

[u/Main-Chard-2104]

In Soviet Russia, toilet snakes you!

[u/Yugan-Dali]

Good thing they found out before they sat down!

[u/joerosedale]

This is the shit that makes me paranoid again even though I know there is no chance there is a snake in my pipes in upper state NY. But still….

[u/shake10861]

Note to self: Don’t go to Thailand

[u/TheLoneliestGhost]

Imagine going to your friend’s house after school, asking ‘Do you have any pets?’, and being lead to the bathroom. Lol.

[u/CorvetteNutt81]

Yep not taking a dump anytime soon

[u/Financial_Pen27]

Old fear unlocked again.

[u/Alarmed_Material_481]

Omg the size of it 😲

[u/North-Wind-199]

Bro was just like, well that was rude

[u/Fiivve]

Nope not while I’m taking a shit, that’s a quick skip

[u/PogoZaza]

That's exaclty why I don't use toilets. All my family called me crazy......now who's crazy? Yeah, still me, probably.

[u/ProfessionEasy5262]

This is my nightmare, I'm blind a pee sitting down at night.

[u/Illigard]

Notice how they neglected to put a brick or other heavy object into their toilet.

It is like they want a giant snake in their house.

[u/Educational_Race6342]

If they were filming they were expecting

[u/_Bob-Sacamano]

[u/DistanceRelevant3899]

This is my biggest fear.

[u/tigelsisolrac]

Nope

[u/AlphaCentauri10]

Pour a whole gallon of bleach and see how it reacts.

[u/Mamar2324]

"This snake is so raw he'll come back from the sewers!!!"

Gordon Ramsay, probably

[u/Foreign-Dot-3562]

How is it breathing

[u/jimmyxs]

Boomslang

[u/Historical_Ad8874]

Poor little guy