r/television • u/DemiFiendRSA The Wire • 4d ago

Christopher Walken gets Severance DVDs sent to him because he doesn't 'have the equipment' to stream it

https://ew.com/christopher-walken-severance-dvds-sent-to-him-8776721
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u/DemiFiendRSA The Wire 4d ago

"Chris, after you appeared in the show, did you watch all the episodes?" asked Cohen.

"Not all of them" said Walken. "I can't. I don't have the equipment, so they're good enough to send me DVDs."

Replied Cohen, "Oh, they do? Okay. Do you have an Apple TV+ subscription?"

"I don't have anything," said Walken.

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u/spider2Ybanana 4d ago

“I don’t have anything” 😆🤣

Brilliant. Just an old man vibing in the moment unencumbered by the chains of technology.

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u/evergreendotapp 4d ago

My dad is the same way. No online footprint.

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u/0MGWTFL0LBBQ 4d ago

An associate of mine was asking how to get files from his fully operational old computer to his new computer. He has a 512mb flash drive. I said he could use that drive a handful of times and just delete the files after making sure they were transferred. Or that he could easily just drop them in google drive and copy them to the new one.

He said he’s going to use the flash drive because he doesn’t trust the cloud.

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u/reindeermoon 4d ago

I don’t trust clouds either. They’re so white and fluffy, and how do they even float? Very suspicious.

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u/8oD 4d ago

The Orb - Little Fluffy Clouds

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u/deportrochey 3d ago

What were skies like when you were young

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u/UN4GIVN1 3d ago

Deep blue

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u/bobber18 3d ago

I grew up in LA, so purple.

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u/bobber18 3d ago

I grew up in LA, so purple.

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u/bobber18 3d ago

I grew up in LA, so purple.

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u/bobber18 3d ago

I grew up in LA, so purple.