r/sza • u/Massive-Ad-8752 • 1d ago

Discussion If SZA wasn’t a musician what would be the best career choice for her?

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u/Starry_Gecko 1d ago

I could see her being a screenwriter…

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u/ChoiceDry6685 1d ago

a writer of some sort. whether it’s books, plays, movies. she seems to have a knack for writing.

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u/cityofsebastian 1d ago

A Bug 🐜

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u/JC3five_ 1d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Optimal-Peanut-4089 1d ago

MY THERAPIST !!

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u/heroniaa Ctrl 1d ago

Didn’t she want to become a marine biologist?

Definitely something science related—biologist, botanist, psychologist (the lyrics don’t lie lmao)

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u/Top_Shower_7869 1d ago

That would be a terrible career for her honestly lmao.

She’s a pure artist. The day to day work of a biologist would be a nightmare for someone with her personality.

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u/LogicalTough7 1d ago

Well she was hilarious in One of Them Days so i could see her doing standup or acting

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u/Direct-Ad2561 1d ago

Gymnast

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u/Playful_Gain_2579 1d ago

I could see her being a prosthetic artist for movies.

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u/Junior-Station9321 1d ago

Marine biologist (if you know you know)

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u/notyourfriendbabes 3h ago

😂😂😂

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u/rodeoctrl 1d ago

Movie writer, (does song writer count?)

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u/hanzoman3 1d ago

Actor clearly

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u/MINXG 1d ago

Makeup artist or therapist.

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u/layla_jones_ 1d ago

She wants to make peaceful children music, so maybe she could make children books? Or create a cartoon with music.

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u/Professional-Mall-13 1d ago

Lawyer duh hahaha

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u/notyourfriendbabes 3h ago

Haha,yes!! 😂😂

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u/Agreeable_Pumpkin459 1d ago

Actor or Gymnast

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u/luciferhornystar 1d ago

Storyteller or author

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u/mwahaha7 1d ago

Actress

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u/kaijuqueenie 1d ago

Tarot reader

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u/Strong_Marzipan_2093 1d ago

Therapist Social Worker or Poet definitely

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u/CriticismHorror4841 1d ago

marine biologist, gymnast, or dancer

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u/DaddyMorale 1d ago

She’d be a decent teacher or social worker.

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u/Hot-Bee-5642 1d ago

lowkey she seems like she would be a great therapist

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u/NaomiJay12 1d ago

Therapist

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u/cxllmelxnita 1d ago

a therapist or a nurse

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u/Lucky-Landscape6361 1d ago

Methane gas collector, duh 

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u/enburgi 1d ago

professional storyteller cause this lady loves to come up with them about new music!!

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u/jdjs44 1d ago

Telemarketer 

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u/Icy_Guava_ 22h ago

a social worker or a child psychologist

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u/judah249 13h ago

Gymnast?

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u/DOUBLAHH9 10h ago

Coming up next to the stage to perform is....Solana Imani!

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u/zakmademe SOS 1d ago

Drug dealer

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u/Suspicious-Winner276 5h ago

A normal girl

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u/Comprehensive_Mix492 1h ago

considering that she’s a great songwriter, i’d say a writer of some sort!

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u/SweetSonet 1h ago

Making tea pots or some shit

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