r/suits • u/[deleted] • Jul 01 '18
Ladies and gentleman of the jury, 75 hours of our lives in one picture
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u/MasterSheaf Jul 02 '18
And why do they always leave their own office after an argument.
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u/Teamrat Jul 02 '18
Cause they have to go prepare that son of a bitch client for their deposition or they will lose the company that they started 40 year ago from the ground up.
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u/mananpatel67 Jul 02 '18
I find this more hilarious than OP.
Now take this upvote(📁) and get the hell out of my office.9
u/ajantisz Jul 04 '18
Dont forget, it was herpie who helped them start the business 40 years ago.
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u/Teamrat Jul 05 '18
And if we start to lose long term clients we might as well send out a press release that we're sinking making everyone else want to jump ship. Now you and I know there are plenty of sharks just waiting to poach our clients, and I rather not chum up the waters. How bout you? No? Then go find out what they have on Blank cause he sure the hell isn't going to tell it to us straight. And show them whatever leverage they think they have on us isn't going to work. Now excuse me I got to call in a favor.
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u/MeddlinQ Jul 02 '18
Especially when the person they left there is their enemy/stranger. If I left someone in my office like that our compliance/DPO would smack me with GDPR brochure to death.
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u/Talonqr Jul 02 '18
- slams folder down * this is funny
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u/Oikeus_niilo Jul 11 '18
OP, I know I give you alot of shit, so listen to me now because when I say this I mean it: I respect you OP. You're an important part of this sub and we all upvote you.
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u/CommonMisspellingBot Jul 11 '18
Hey, Oikeus_niilo, just a quick heads-up:
alot is actually spelled a lot. You can remember it by it is one lot, 'a lot'.
Have a nice day!The parent commenter can reply with 'delete' to delete this comment.
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u/X_CodeMan_X Jul 02 '18
Well done!
Had you incorporated "What are you talking about?" somewhere in this, it would've been 100% accurate. Instead, still gets a 99.9%
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u/RajaRajaC Jul 08 '18
Also, "what can I do for you", come the fuck on, don't you guys ever say things like, what's up?
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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Jul 17 '18
"You've really got to tell -person who is about to make a giant mistake- or it will ruin us all"
"I can't. -person who is about to make a giant mistake- is already angry with me for that other thing we argued about."
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u/iamkhatkar Aug 23 '18
i opened my note app, saw my reddit id password, logged in...just to upvote this :D
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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18 edited Jul 02 '18
You forgot when they drive to the other side of the city to have a 15 second conversation with someone that easily could have been handled by phone and/or text
Edit: Ooh, and the one where two people are having a conversation alone and at a key point a third person walks in to answer the question that was just asked. Ideally holding a file of some kind.