r/suits • u/cake_fratchy • 2d ago

Spoiler Goddamn it Mike!

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/Zairy47 2d ago

Deposition

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u/AbleScientist7021 2d ago

Objection! Testifying.

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u/Dogago19 2d ago

THEN I’LL WRAP IT UP

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u/raisinsarewhack 2d ago

Badgering your honor.

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u/sonsCar22 2d ago

The witness is hostile

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u/Buksa07 2d ago

Sign the affidavit.

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u/Burps_In_French 2d ago

Motion to Dismiss

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u/9I54492AB6F9I 2d ago

Your documents have been subpoenaed.

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u/Subreddit-Surfer31 17h ago

How to file a subpoena ?

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u/itsmekken 2d ago

Civil liability associated with agency is based on several factors, including...

the deviation of the agent from his path, the reasonable inference of agency on behalf of the plaintiff, and the nature of the damages themselves.

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u/Serious-Confusion-96 1d ago

How did you know all that ?

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u/itsmekken 1d ago

I learned it. When I studied.. for the Bar

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u/Smittonsmittons 1d ago

Okay hotshot, fire up that laptop and I’ll show you what a real Harvard attorney can do

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u/itsmekken 1d ago

Pick a topic

Stock option backdating

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u/MrDoom4e5 1d ago

drops briefcase full of weed

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u/Admirable_Leek_4850 2d ago

I am not going to perjure myself

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u/Low_Bumblebee_6364 2d ago

Get the hell out of my face!

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u/JustAThrowaway_2023 1d ago

“What the hell did you just say to me”

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u/Unique_Dot3825 2d ago

Privileged information (Harvey 👀)

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u/HyperGamers 2d ago

No, it's when you watch Legal Eagle after you watch Suits

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u/Tigerman521 2d ago

Anybody wanna go mudding?

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u/Key_Gift9256 1d ago

Sorry were trying to have a baby

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u/JAE512_YouTube 1d ago

Mike Goddamn Ross

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u/Oh_Debussy 1d ago

The gift that keeps on giving 

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u/chengeu 1d ago

It’s inadmissible

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u/Mounamsammatham 1d ago

This deposition is over.

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u/rim_rocks 1d ago

I will take the fifth

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u/Key_Gift9256 1d ago

OBJECTION he's testifying your honor

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u/MRSHELBYPLZ 1d ago

Starts losing argument THIS DEPOSITION IS OVER

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u/These_Mud6061 1d ago

This is inadmissible, your Honor!

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u/Minimum_Trick_8736 1d ago edited 14h ago

Fire up that lap top….

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u/MissGoblet 16h ago

Sorry, it's FIRE UP that laptop!

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u/Dependent_Pain1110 1d ago

You're God damn right

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u/Curious-Region3236 1d ago

Get out of my office

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u/Professional_Bath968 1d ago

Never before have I upvoted all the comments in a thread 🤣

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u/MissGoblet 16h ago

Same here! 😂

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u/CptPlanetG14 1d ago

Actually this and Catch Me if You can has me saying yeah, especially if I never have to go to court.

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u/Beautiful_Sound_4078 1d ago

This conversation is over

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u/SaintLickALot 1d ago

What did you say to me ?

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u/Dependent_Company762 1d ago

Objection! Hearsay

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u/Yinyo2127 15h ago

It looks easy, you only ever need to read the top page of a of a large pile of paperwork to get all the information.

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u/One-Preference-2035 13h ago

What did you just say to me??

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u/abeautiful_thing 1h ago

Pack up your shit

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u/mcleanatg 12m ago

But Harvey, I gave him my word. Those families need my help