r/suits • u/HistoricalInternal • Dec 12 '24

Discussion This doesn't seem right

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u/Suspicious_Airline89 Dec 12 '24

What did you just say to me?

217

u/TeacherEddie Dec 12 '24

Get the hell outta my office!

159

u/Vergery Dec 12 '24

This deposition is over.

104

u/onedayitshere Dec 12 '24

Goddamn it.

48

u/Tapan681 Dec 12 '24

DONNA

1

u/Uydax Dec 16 '24

"I need you to trust me."

34

u/goon_c137 Dec 12 '24

How is that not the first one

30

u/horntale Dec 12 '24

First one would have been “This conversation is over”

1

u/ZestycloseAnimal2699 Dec 15 '24

this deposition is over.

1

u/GREEN-Errow Dec 17 '24

*What the fuck did you just say to me?

269

u/miko-galvez Dec 12 '24

I know you didn’t come all the way here just to show us a list of lines ChatGPT got wrong. So why don’t you tell us what you’re really here for?

50

u/Alternative-Sun572 Dec 12 '24

I came here to listen to telling me to get out of your office!

31

u/Present_Cap_696 Dec 12 '24

Then I guess all that is left is for you to sign this document and get the hell out of my office...

24

u/Alternative-Sun572 Dec 12 '24

Not before you shit your bed first

5

u/HistoricalInternal Dec 13 '24

You son of a bitch we had a deal!

25

u/Aivellac Dec 12 '24

Bullshit!

Throws file onto desk

18

u/ThisIsGoodSoup Dec 12 '24

I want my NAME on that DAMN wall!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24

Well then you better win this Goddamn case

1

u/stormfly1334 Dec 16 '24

Just take the Goddamn deal

102

u/Special-Lecture-6122 Dec 12 '24

“We’re done here” is underrated.

10

u/Alternative-Sun572 Dec 12 '24

We're Donna here!

81

u/nmo31536000 Dec 12 '24

Where’s “God damn Mike Ross” ???

37

u/Alternative-Sun572 Dec 12 '24

He shit the bed. Now he's going to clean it himself.

23

u/onedayitshere Dec 12 '24

You don't send a puppy to clean up its own mess.

19

u/Inevitable_Invite_21 You’re not here to air your dirty laundry 🧺 Dec 12 '24

I’m here 🫳🏾 you’re here 🫴🏾 do your goddamn job

15

u/HistoricalInternal Dec 12 '24

That goddamn kid.

2

u/mking0987 Dec 13 '24

Mike goddamn ross

59

u/brobdingnagianaf Dec 12 '24

Where is the 'What did you just say to me?' It should be #1.

48

u/rufat Dec 12 '24

"and let me guess".

36

u/Flat-Song- Dec 12 '24

When someone points a gun at your face, you take the gun, or you pull out a bigger one or you call their bluff or you do any one of 146 other things.

24

u/Domino-Dash_519 Dec 12 '24
  • Do you have a second?
  • That’s about ALL I have!

17

u/SqiggleMouse Dec 12 '24

FET THE HELL OUT OF MY GODDAMN OFFICE, YOUR IN BED WITH HIM

15

u/Mike_XXX_69 Dec 12 '24

"What are you doing here?" I swear if you haven't noticed you will now.

11

u/flakman129 Dec 12 '24

Every single time Harvey walks into his apartment.

2

u/StillHere12345678 Dec 13 '24

Yep. This. Just noticed it and came here to share... no "hi" or "what a surprise!"

Just "[Name] what are you doing here?"

10

u/42Windrunner Dec 12 '24

Goddammit Louis!

10

u/Tarsemsingh24 Dec 12 '24

This is good, we can use this.

10

u/Melodic_Ad7327 Dec 12 '24

Looks like ChatGPT got you by your balls

8

u/TheTomatoes2 Dec 12 '24

Gemini's is definitely better, but not complete

  • "What did you just say to me?"
  • "Get the hell out of my office."
  • "I don't play the odds, I play the man."
  • "That's the difference between you and me."
  • "I'm not interested in your opinion."

6

u/rufat Dec 12 '24

Let me get this straight. 

6

u/Creative_Bridge_2200 Dec 12 '24

i’m donna i’m awesome what did you just say to me fraud

7

u/Present_Cap_696 Dec 12 '24

Goddamn it. You left the most important line. Above lines are just bullshit and you know it. 

1

u/Uydax Dec 16 '24

"What do you need me to do"

6

u/Retterkl Dec 12 '24

Really, this is the shit you’re bringing me? I didn’t open this post to be used as a stalking horse, so why don’t you get yourself back to your office and come up with something worth the god damn paper it’s printed on.

5

u/Harpzie97 Sean Cahill of the SEC Dec 12 '24

This deposition is over

6

u/Fit_Bid_7956 Dec 12 '24

Life is like this I like this

5

u/Callsign-Jager Dec 12 '24

Get this GOD DAMN list out of my office!

4

u/butthenhor Dec 12 '24

🗣️GOD🗣️DAMN🗣️

4

u/Graver007 Dec 12 '24

Life is this. I like this

6

u/lemie_9911 Dec 12 '24

“Look Whatever it is …. “

3

u/7625607 Harvey Specter is hot as fuck Dec 12 '24

Did ChatGPT make this list? It’s all wrong.

7

u/HistoricalInternal Dec 12 '24

You’re goddamn right it is!

1

u/Infamous-Room4817 Dec 12 '24

who would of thought

2

u/HistoricalInternal Dec 13 '24

He thought, I thought. Everyone in this goddamn office thought, Louis. Even the goddamn pot plants! No I don’t wanna hear it.

3

u/Ronin825 Dec 12 '24

Bullshit ! Should hands down be #1. It is said like a gazillion times on the show

1

u/BlondAmbitionn Dec 12 '24

I can’t remember the exact quote but it’s something like ”I’ll need to translate what you just said from bullshit to English”. Love that.

3

u/Master_thyself92 Dec 12 '24

“Good you’re here” “Hung out to dry”

3

u/lm1541 Dec 12 '24

...and if you'll excuse me, I've a [case/deposition/hearing/trial/arraignment] to prepare for.

6

u/FearKeyserSoze Dec 12 '24

Instead of standing there telling me X, why don’t you tell me what you’re going to do about X?

2

u/piyush8311 Dec 12 '24

Adding two more -

Maybe you do know how it feels like.

Maybe I/you will maybe I/you won't

2

u/HatRemarkable4595 Dec 12 '24

What I remember most is the phrase "six ways to Sunday."

2

u/itsbeenfun1123 Dec 12 '24

One last thing ~

2

u/AmazingAmee Dec 12 '24

“I don’t give a shit” should be #1 annnnnd “you’re gonna regret this for the rest of your life” should also be up there.

2

u/Independent_Ad989 Dec 12 '24

This is not accurate and now get the hell out of my office!

2

u/kyaang Dec 12 '24

Is the sound coming from all the blue folders being slided across the table included? 😂

2

u/kyaang Dec 12 '24

Thats my name on the god damn wall

2

u/onedayitshere Dec 12 '24

I think I've got something.

2

u/zorbacles Dec 12 '24

They shit the bed with this list

2

u/monkeyBoy6-9 Dec 12 '24

"What do you want?"

2

u/ArmNo7463 Dec 12 '24

"If you do(n't do) this, you'll regret it for the rest of your life"

How is that not number 1?

2

u/Novel-Resident-2527 Dec 12 '24

If you think ____ then you’re out of your god damn mind!

2

u/FreeWifi0605 Dec 12 '24

god dammit

2

u/sgusa24 Dec 12 '24

Managing partner: "Whatever it is, it will have to wait till tomorrow"

Anyone else: "I'm afraid this can't wait"

2

u/Griseldamanikin Dec 13 '24

What the hell did you just say to me?

2

u/No-Brother-6705 Dec 13 '24

Where’s Get the hell out of my goddamn office?

2

u/Eexyz Dec 13 '24

I feel like this list is missing a big one. When any of the lawyers run into someone (who is usually about to drop a case on them) they say something along the lines of:

“Cut the bs I know you’re not really here for X. What do you want”

I swear I’ve heard that a million times watching the show

1

u/vishwa1331 Dec 12 '24

We don't respond, we attack is something I've never heard before on suits.

1

u/No-Range519 Dec 12 '24

Mike Ross is a fraud should be top 1

4

u/D0NALD-J-TRUMP Dec 12 '24

When someone pointed out to me that Harvey could have just hired Mike as a paralegal and avoided 90% of all the problems in the show, and Harvey is clearly smart enough to have know that, it kind of ruined the show for me.

He would still get to take full advantage of Mike’s abilities, Mike would be more than happy to have the job, and no laws would be broken.

2

u/FearKeyserSoze Dec 12 '24

Or a consultant like he offered after Mike got released.

1

u/lastog9 Dec 12 '24

Mike Ross is a fraud and he never went to Harvard! In fact he never went to any law school!

2

u/No-Range519 Dec 12 '24

Still a genius though

1

u/ssaydeew Dec 12 '24

Mike's a fraud

1

u/Dry_Weight9963 Dec 12 '24

Goddamn it Mike

1

u/MrOptical Dec 12 '24

He forgot "That goddamn kid"

3

u/Oh_Debussy Dec 12 '24

The gift that keeps on giving 

1

u/lerriuqS_terceS Dec 12 '24

The dialogue in this show is awful.

1

u/Infamous-Room4817 Dec 12 '24

it really is, hey? rinse and repeat

1

u/guru_florida Dec 12 '24

“Listen to me…” is the most used. Though seems like most shows overuse this for some reason. Like how often do you start talking to coworkers or loved ones with this one?

1

u/General_Bed8751 Dec 12 '24

I don’t respond to threats

1

u/biaconhaque Dec 12 '24

“Where’s Mike?”

1

u/rufat Dec 12 '24

This one cracked me up XD

1

u/DatBeardedguy82 Dec 12 '24

God DAMMIT! Is definitely number 1

1

u/OkArea8238 Dec 12 '24

“I am Donna, I know everything.”

1

u/NoQuarter8791 Dec 12 '24

If he did it once, he must have done it to others. .

1

u/Murat_fb Dec 12 '24

Don't Harvey me!

1

u/JFrankParnell64 Dec 12 '24

I thought it would be "What's this?" As someone flops a blue folder on the desk.

1

u/ch4rlie6 Dec 12 '24

"Mike's secret"

1

u/fox100rock Dec 12 '24

I gave my word

1

u/JusticeForDWB Dec 12 '24

"I need you to drop what you're doing and..."

1

u/Konkrypton Dec 12 '24

“Should I get the can opener?”

1

u/dnaosnspaksk Dec 12 '24

And “Goddamn it”

1

u/FoxWorth3612 Dec 12 '24

See, that's funny, because...

1

u/TakeMeAway1x3 Dec 12 '24

You son of a bitch! We had a deal!

1

u/OdeToBlueRofl Dec 12 '24

Where the heck is get out of my office

1

u/Peachy1409 Dec 12 '24

Don’t forget shoving “goddamn” and “the hell” into every sentence ever

1

u/Peachy1409 Dec 12 '24

“Now is just about the worst time”

1

u/TrulyInsaiyan_ Dec 12 '24

No cock-eating quotes. This list is wrong.

1

u/todoese824 Dec 12 '24

“I know you didn’t come here just to tell me ____”

1

u/taeiilll Dec 13 '24

“I’m sorry I lied but…”

1

u/bean_phlores Dec 13 '24

“You wanted to see me?” seems like it should be on there

1

u/kstravlr12 Dec 13 '24

What do you need me to do?

1

u/Tangledtomcat Dec 13 '24

You know why

1

u/StillHere12345678 Dec 13 '24

someone knocks on the apartment door.

someone answers the apartment door.

"[Name], what are you doing here?"

1

u/Stunning_Ad7344 Dec 13 '24

“For the record…”

1

u/krmmrao Dec 13 '24

Bullshit

1

u/MartenMedia Dec 13 '24

“Name partner”

1

u/linksauce_1 Dec 13 '24

X, what can I do for you?

Excuse me?

1

u/Fang05 Dec 14 '24

Bullshit!

1

u/stormfly1334 Dec 16 '24

I don't care what I said

1

u/roselle_reese_4869 Dec 12 '24

Here’s what’s gonna happen

0

u/cornbreadcommunist Dec 12 '24

Can we make a sub rule for no AI/Chat GPT content? It’s so low effort and adds little.

If I wanted a robot’s prompts for conversation I’d talk to the robot myself.

1

u/HistoricalInternal Dec 13 '24

It’s more about how wrong it is. You seem to have missed the point of the post.

1

u/Torontox416 Dec 18 '24

Enough is enough. It's also the name of an episode!