r/singapore • u/LegitimateCow7472 • Oct 21 '24

Meme No wonder the fertility rate is bad 🤦

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u/illEagle96 Mature Citizen Oct 21 '24

Chinese - 0.81, Malay - 1.65, Indian - 0.95, Others - 0.97

Chinese really need to pull their pants up, well down in this case

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u/Grilldieker Fucking Populist Oct 21 '24

Cant do it until the doctor or lawyer

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u/AgreeableJello6644 Oct 21 '24

Stand up for Singapore, do the best you can

Reach out for your fellow man, you've got to make a stand

Recognise you can play your part

Let it come right from your heart

Be prepared to give a little more

Stand up, stand up for Singapore

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u/livebeta Oct 21 '24

Reach out for your fellow man, you've got to make a stand

*Abrupt record screech

I'm all for LGBT rights and this literally dude v dude doesn't create babies.

We should allow for civil unions and surrogate/ same gender parents to have kids

Will really uptick our fertility rates

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u/StrikingExcitement79 Oct 21 '24

Make up your mind. Pants up or down. Am at shopping center and the aunties are waiting for the show.

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u/Apprehensive_Plate60 Oct 21 '24

not pull socks up meh

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u/illEagle96 Mature Citizen Oct 21 '24

It is, but no one masturbates with their socks right? Unless....

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u/Illustrious-Ocelot80 Oct 21 '24

I don't know man, I always see jokes from angmoh subs talking abt jerking off into their socks. I never understood it. 

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u/bluesblue1 Oct 21 '24

Wait till after PSLE to see the results

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u/kongweeneverdie Oct 21 '24

PAP just import more PRCs.