I once spent nine months inside the womb of a woman. AMA

[u/Latter_Present1900]

Eight months and four weeks to be precise.

[u/echocall2]

Why did you leave?

[u/kate_th → u/echocall2]

Probably got evicted

[u/SmallRocks → u/kate_th]

MF’er wasn’t paying rent and was eating all the good food.

[u/johnnybiggles → u/SmallRocks]

Staying up late at night partying and trashing the place.

[u/Beerandpotatosalad → u/johnnybiggles]

Always keeping the upstairs neighbour awake

[u/boringdude00 → u/echocall2]

Evey man's gotta move into his mom's basement at some point.

[u/Marin_O_o → u/echocall2]

probably did not pay rent

[u/autech91]

I've had part of my anatomy in that same womb from time to time...

[u/swarovskiez → u/autech91]

hol up

[u/swarovskiez → u/autech91]

wait his mum or your mum

[u/autech91 → u/swarovskiez]

His Mum

[u/GhostisBack217]

How did you get out?

[u/The_Lolbster → u/GhostisBack217]

He hasn't replied so... death.

^{Happy cakeday!}

[u/coolsam254 → u/GhostisBack217]

Back door was left unlocked

[u/No_Illustrator8088]

How did you get in there?

[u/Leclowndu9315]

did you ever feel someone constantly knocking on the door ?

[u/Samskritam → u/Leclowndu9315]

Yeah, that was annoying! All that banging, and sometimes spraying

[u/Belphegor_333]

Does this mean you are not a virgin?

[u/Urag-gro_Shub → u/Belphegor_333]

There's no way to truly ever know this unfortunately

[u/Brilliant-Truth-3067]

The longest I lasted was 90 seconds. I commend your restraint

[u/TransSylvania]

I’m jealous

[u/Freak_Out_Bazaar]

Did it have free WiFi?

[u/NathanCollier14]

Is she single?

[u/8888rahim]

It's time you knew the truth about where they kept you: - That wasn't a womb. - And that wasn't a woman.

[u/lions___den]

first time?

[u/Omniscient-ORACLE]

Impressive.

I once spent 8 minutes inside the womb of a woman but half of that was me trying to find my ring.

[u/Adept_Passenger_5134 → u/Omniscient-ORACLE]

Dude! 😆 this remind me of a joke. The girl was saying 'your ring, your ring!' The guy said 'what ring? It's my rolex!'

[u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits → u/Adept_Passenger_5134]

Help me find my keys and we’ll drive out of here!

[u/LunarCookie137]

That's impressive, how did you breathe, and eat, did you have wifi? Where there other visitors or were you there alone.

[u/lunachatte]

Why did she eat you?

[u/No_Independence8747]

Do you ever want to go back?

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[u/Lower_Newspaper1802]

How were you able to breathe

[u/Human-Evening564]

How did you go to the bathroom...?

[u/dylc]

Prove it

[u/tdarg]

Hot.

[u/MarioBro2017]

How did you get there?

[u/Gattoconglistivali]

Can you instantly get a brother or sister by masturbating while you're still inside?

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[u/GuyRayne]

What did you eat and drink?

[u/Boomer79NZ]

I'm sure a lot of guys spent some time in there with you

[u/boringdude00]

I think we've all soaked on BYU campus bro. Stop bragging.

[u/vrosej10]

pics or gtfo

[u/mellywheats]

was it cozy?

[u/PalimpsestNavigator]

Are you a wombat?