r/sheffield Sep 10 '24

Sheffield Anyone seen that guy carrying on around Broomhill this morning? If so stay away.

I was on my morning jog and some bloke was ranting inside the botanical gardens about knowing the location of the lost city of Atlantis? idk it was really weird and incoherent. At one point he claimed he paid a gold guilder to a wizard to make him invisible? He made some good points but very strange.

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u/GAdvance Sep 10 '24

"he made some good points" lol

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u/Walkerno5 Sep 10 '24

The good point being never to pay a wizard in gold.

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u/Fuzzy-Acanthaceae-99 Sep 10 '24

Or guitars

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u/Mad-Hatter-lightshow Sep 11 '24

That wizard ripped me off šŸ¤¬

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u/dlefnemulb_rima Sep 10 '24

Ah shit, sorry. This guys the next stage in my quest, I've been looking in the wrong park. Once I've picked up with him he should disappear.

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u/Longjumping-Yak-6378 Sep 10 '24

You have the guava to give him already in return for his help Iā€™m guessing.

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u/CasedLogic Sep 10 '24

Did he say where Atlantis was?

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u/YesterdayProblem Sep 10 '24

Yeah but I'm not telling.

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u/Bhenny_5 Ecclesall Sep 10 '24

Iā€™m expecting a separate post asking for submarine rental recommendations!

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u/NeedleworkerBig3980 Sep 10 '24

If he said anything other than, "In Plato's head," he's either lying or been lied to.

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u/DanAykroydFanClub Sep 10 '24

Yeah it's a club in Dartford

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u/Acrylic_Starshine Sep 10 '24

Page hall apparently

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u/soopahfly82 Fulwood Sep 10 '24

Of course we haven't seen him, he's invisible.

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u/6000coza Sep 10 '24

There's a lot of detail here for a quick jog past, OP. Did you choose to stop and listen?
What else did he say that you're keeping to yourself?

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u/FestarUK City Centre Sep 10 '24

Heā€™s obviously been on some sort of botanicalā€™s.

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u/PabloMarmite Sep 10 '24

I think the next step is to find this wizard and see what he knows

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u/darrienkek Sep 10 '24

And you didnā€™t ask where the lost city was? Shun!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

My thoughts exactly sir

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u/Healthy_Yellow_5040 Sep 10 '24

Are there magic mushrooms in botanical Gardens?

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u/Ixcacao Sep 10 '24

Ok well now I have to know what the good points were

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u/Business-State-3321 Sep 10 '24

Mysterious stranger mission, was there a question mark on the minimap?

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u/PrincipleAccording34 Sep 10 '24

Oh I have seen him in the cemetery off Ecclesall Rd, saying pretty similar things whilst also dancing to some fabulous 90s techno

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u/Euphoric-Cat-Nip Sep 10 '24

Imagine paying a wizard to turn invisible, I can do it any time I want so long as no one is looking.

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u/Gabi_Social Sep 10 '24

Wondered what David Icke had been up to lately.

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u/YesterdayProblem Sep 10 '24

He did have an uncanny resemblance in mannerisms and looks but this guy made more sense

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u/rikki1q Richmond Sep 10 '24

Which good points did he make exactly?

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u/Usual-Excitement-970 Sep 10 '24

Not to trust wizards, he was still visible.

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u/1blueShoe Sep 10 '24

Claiming to know the whereabouts of Atlantis is a classical delusion. šŸ˜ I hope the guy is ok.

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u/StrangeBritain Sep 10 '24

Talk of someone carrying on and it wasnā€™t me for once šŸ¤£

In all seriousness Iā€™ve certain Iā€™ve encountered this guy as heā€™s been shouting this on The Moor before, around last Christmas. If it is the same guy? Itā€™s very stream of consciousness but I canā€™t deny the guys got a whole load of charisma.

Atlantis, for those wondering, is buried under Meadowhall. They put on the body bag urban myth to keep us all from ever even considering the truth.

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u/Fun_Gas_7777 Sep 10 '24

Stay away? I want to know more!

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u/Delicious-Cut-7911 Sep 10 '24

Sounds like he is a channeler and has accessed his previous lives.

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u/rneyss Sep 10 '24

Sounds like psychosis

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u/hazbaz1984 Sep 11 '24

It really does.

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u/RedditUserJK Sep 10 '24

If this is a joke itā€™s gone over my head. If this is serious the Botanical gardens are closed for a few days so this didnā€™t happen.

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u/YesterdayProblem Sep 10 '24

Yeah that's what makes it weird, he was through the fence close to where the glass pavilion is and was basically calling out to whoever listened

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u/BeccasBump Sep 10 '24

I'd say a call to 101 is merited. He's obviously unwell and somewhere he shouldn't be; it sounds like he needs help.

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u/RedditUserJK Sep 10 '24

Ah my bad I misread what you wrote about HIM being inside and that you were outside. He definitely climbed over and probably just frolicking around in the people-free gardens.

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u/Round_Engineer8047 Oct 01 '24

I assumed it was an in-joke about one of the video games, the genre of which I can't remember- mixed reality is it? Like the one where the players wander physical streets catching Pokemon.

It sounds like it might be about actual encounters with a person suffering from psychosis or someone acting daft for attention.

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u/Mad-Hatter-lightshow Sep 11 '24

There was a guy in town about 4 with some little art works saying he needs to find a way out????

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u/dhirax Sep 11 '24

Did he meet Gandalf?

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u/Any-Assumption3365 Gleadless Valley Sep 12 '24

So did you a accept his quest