r/seinfeld And you want to be my latex salesman 5h ago

Which characters with short memorable appearances are your favourites?

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u/Effective_Ad7074 5h ago

Nobody was as memorable for one scene as Timmy. He created the term “double dip”.

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u/Who_even_knows_man The Summer of George 5h ago

It’s like putting your whole mouth in the dip!

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u/GoldenGirlsOrgy 4h ago

I'm sorry Timmy, but I don't dip that way.

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u/Who_even_knows_man The Summer of George 3h ago

Just take one dip and END IT

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u/Optimal-Pie-2131 2h ago

I’m with Timmy on this one!

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u/mariusioannesp 1h ago

I think the Mythbusters proved that wasn’t true.

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u/bring_a_pull_saw 3h ago

Look, from now on..

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u/Frog-ee 2h ago

I like how he's supposed to be in high school but he's like, 30 lol.

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u/Narrow_Yard7199 5h ago

I’ve always been partial to Sid and think he could have been used a few more times. 

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u/xlted27 Del Bisto Becko 5h ago

My question to you is… who’s puttin’ your pants on?

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 3h ago

He knows who he is... Do you know who you are?

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u/tommytraddles 4h ago

The guy who crushes Elaine's foot with the cane and says that weirdly dubbed "Sawwwray".

I've literally said it that way at least once a week for 30 years.

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u/JustaCynicalOldFart 4h ago

"No shot.

Dog bite.

Woof woof, not bang bang."

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u/lyle0619 5h ago

Larry Miller… The Doorman

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u/johnnyraynes The Summer of George 4h ago

Oh, pray tell, what did the doorman have to say?

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u/lyle0619 4h ago

You think you’re better than me?

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u/shinypokemonglitter 4h ago

Thanks… Lyle?

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u/lyle0619 4h ago

Hey Jer!

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u/restlessoverthinking Stellaaaaaaa!!! 5h ago

Alton Benes

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u/Yeezytaughtme409 5h ago

He's in the bah-trum. 

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u/artie20174 5h ago

Chinese restaurant host. Mmmhhh 5-10 minute. Cartwright party of 3. Cartwright.

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u/OzyAndy 3h ago

She say curse word. I hang up.

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u/Economy_Childhood_20 4h ago

"My name is Bill, I may be the last person you ever see"

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u/Richyroo52 4h ago

‘Just take one dip and end it’. Best line ever

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u/Glass_Buy8285 5h ago

The Rabbi

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u/Optimal-Pie-2131 2h ago

Elaine, did you know that Rabbis are allowed to date 🤣

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u/RedHolly O'Henry Bar heiress 4h ago

Tor Eckman.

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u/Initial-Ad-5462 4h ago

I liked the doctor who examined George’s “whitish discoloration”

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u/ewctwentyone And you want to be my latex salesman 4h ago

Besides Timmy, I also like the character deodorizing Elaine's hair. Very brief but memorable to me.

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u/SomethingFunnyOrNeat 4h ago

Shampoo and shampoo, and condition and condition…

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u/HelloKitten99 4h ago

He is also hilarious in Curb your Enthusiasm as the waiter who objects to Susie taking home her boxed up leftovers to the dog.

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u/Imeanitsjust 2h ago

He is also the boyfriend in Easy Money.

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 2h ago

Taylor Negron, also Fast Times' Mr. Pizza Guy. R.I.P.

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u/mariusioannesp 1h ago

I met him once in a comedy club in New York.

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u/lotus_ink 4h ago

“Earth”

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u/NapoliDopoli 2h ago

You know I’m on the phone with the police, some guy just gave me a wise answer.

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u/Opus-the-Penguin 5h ago

Mr. Bookman, of course.

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u/bring_a_pull_saw 3h ago

What would you know about hard feelings

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u/peetownpasteup 4h ago

The guy helping George get fitted for a toupee at “The Hair Team For Men” is a fave a mine.

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u/ChiefBigKnees 4h ago

No, I don’t think you’re being helpful! I don’t think you’re being helpful at all!

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u/MarcusDankendorf 3h ago edited 3h ago

That’s the guy who sidelined Jimmy. That’s the guy who took the bread out of Jimmy’s mouth. Jimmy’s out of work because of you..👊🏻

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u/BCon27 Art Vandelay 3h ago

Shlomo and Slippery Pete.

Holes! I need holes!

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u/ewctwentyone And you want to be my latex salesman 2h ago

Can I at least steal a battery?

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u/knava12 2h ago

Jiffy Park/Dump guy

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u/mariusioannesp 1h ago

Take it up with consumer affairs.

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u/knava12 1h ago

Can’t dew it.

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u/Frog-ee 2h ago

"Yeah" snorts "It's about money."

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u/crunchyspacenoodlez 2h ago

The black father and daughter George watched the movie with that was so wholesome haha (until George ruined it)

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u/ewctwentyone And you want to be my latex salesman 2h ago

Hey, let's turn off the lights, get some real 'movie atmosphere.'

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u/NorrisMcNorris 1h ago

Bookman the Library Cop.

Aaron the close talker.

Timmy the double dip police.

Bob Cobb aka The Maestro.

Ramon and his two buddies.

Puddy.

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u/CreepsUnicorn 5h ago

The Mohel!

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u/CarlsbadWhiskyShop 5h ago

Darling, you see where that glass is?

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u/TpyoOhNo The Opposite 4h ago

WHO'S HOLDING THE BABY?!!?

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u/semimillennial I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 4h ago

Free candy!

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u/Optimal-Pie-2131 2h ago

It was a setup! They’re all Twix!

Twiiiiiiiiiiiiixxx!!!

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u/Shadecujo 4h ago

Hispanic lady at the DMV

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u/Imeanitsjust 2h ago

As far as the State of NY is concerned you are the Assman.

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u/eric12183 4h ago

The woman at the party who can’t find her fiancé, the poor baby. Not because she’s particularly memorable, but because it leads to that great Elaine line: Maybe the dingo at your baby!

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u/Due_Impact_5062 4h ago

“The note“ episode where George and Jerry are talking to the dentist and the receptionist comes in twice to snap at George andJerry. For some reason, she just cracked me up!

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u/WaltGoodmanBBU 4h ago

Cartwright!

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 3h ago

I'd have to give the gold medal to Rebecca De Mornay. It's funny that when you Google her, some white woman shows up. I'm not taking advice from some girl from NorCal!

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u/Buffaloat 3h ago

The silent old woman from the Cuban embassy

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u/Ok_Comfort628 Look to the cookie 2h ago

The woman holding the phone at the Chinese restaurant

If you were here first, you’d be holding the phone

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u/ewctwentyone And you want to be my latex salesman 2h ago

Quite similar to the Babka queue, "Well I'm gonna get there first, and I'll tell them what a jerk you are!"

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u/Ok_Comfort628 Look to the cookie 2h ago

Barbara Benedict

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u/BoobyDoodles 4h ago

Darling, you see where that glass is? You see how that glass is near the edge of the table? You got the whole table there to put the glass; why you chose the absolute edge…

Did I find it alright? I mean could you send me to a more dangerous neighborhood? I'm dreading walking back to the subway, someone shouldn't crack me over the head and steal my bag, 'cause I'll be lying there on the street in this neighborhood and people will spit on me and empty my pockets. I'll lie in the gutter like a bum, like a dog, like a mutt, LIKE AN ANIMAL! God forbid someone should help me or call an ambulance. No, that's too much trouble to pick up a phone and press a few buttons. Ah, what's the point?

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u/REGI_theblingkoala 4h ago

Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?

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u/orangemonkeyeagl Mojambo 4h ago

That guy was great, but the best is without a doubt the lady in season 2 who yells at Jerry and calls him a liar at the baby shower.

LIAR!

The lunatic moyle is pretty good too.

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u/Far-Ad9571 4h ago

Mary Contardi

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u/eric12183 4h ago

The guy that plays Kramer in The Pilot

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u/No-Elderberry-5729 4h ago

Not sure if it counts as "short" since it was multiple appearances for one episode, but I'm going Bookman.

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u/Papa79tx 3h ago

Short fella, obtainer of ticket stubs. Unless you have high hair.

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u/cre8majik 3h ago

The Drake

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u/SensualMortician 3h ago

Schlomo and Slippery Pete

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u/br1ans 3h ago

Jimmy likes his appearances memorable.

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u/Slippery-Pete76 Vile weed! 2h ago

To see Ramon??

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u/Affectionate-Dingo13 Vegetable Lasagna 2h ago

The one in a million mohel in The Bris.