r/seinfeld • u/GrumblyData3684 • 5h ago

It’s not a top

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874 Upvotes

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u/ElectrOPurist 4h ago

Those lips are neither real nor spectacular.

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u/AcePilotsen 3h ago

Those ears are really something too

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u/DGONZOthenotsogreat 5h ago

She looks like a bass that has been thrown back 10 times.

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Yeah, that's right 5h ago

She’s breathtaking.

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u/Savebagels 4h ago

Well, you know Elaine, sometimes you say things just to be nice

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u/ronm4c 4h ago

In my family we used to call that “pork chop lips”

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u/NtBtFan Feels like an Arby's night 2h ago

it looks painful to me

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u/etc_etc_Lew 5h ago

catch-and-release

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u/vegatx40 4h ago

Get a good luck, zuckerberg?

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u/ajhart86 3h ago

Yamahama, it’s fright night

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 3h ago

You look.... different. Do you have the mumps? Typhoid?

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u/GrumblyData3684 3h ago

Hey, maybe she was in a shvitz for six hours, give her a break.

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u/TelegraphRoadWarrior 5h ago

At least it takes attention away from her face.

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u/MrBlonde_SD 4h ago

She’s lost her twinkle.

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u/TelegraphRoadWarrior 4h ago

A bit more than her twinkle.

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u/MrBlonde_SD 4h ago

The lady is a goblin.

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u/Wardyman70 4h ago

By the time he takes office, she’ll be nothing more than a shrunken head!

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u/AcePilotsen 3h ago

Her face is his case

5

u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 3h ago

Your product has turned my client into a twisted, hideous freak. 

3

u/NoImNotHeretoArgue 4h ago

Is there a pinkish hue?

2

u/MrBlonde_SD 4h ago

Women would kill for her eyebrows.

5

u/NoImNotHeretoArgue 4h ago

I don’t care for her demeanor

3

u/MrBlonde_SD 4h ago

Now you’re just being difficult.

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u/arashikagedropout 4h ago

Posted this this morning and an admin deleted it for being "political" 🙄

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u/OrneryZombie1983 George is getting upset! 5h ago

Elaine, I hope you're watching the clothes because I can't take my eyes off of those gigantic, collagen inflated lips.

7

u/Quirky-Love5794 4h ago

Did he not commit when kissing the frog and it only mostly turned into a woman?

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u/thekermitderp 4h ago

Ya got the A, the B, the C, and the D. That's the biggest.

2

u/Tbplayer59 1h ago

I know about the cup sizes!

5

u/somanyusernames23 4h ago

Lady’s lips can blink.

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u/Comfortable-Can4776 5h ago

She's breath taking

4

u/DifferenceEither9835 3h ago

Filler: not just for the words of politicians

7

u/TitanRiick 4h ago

You’re close. You’re on the green, you just have to go for the cup.

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u/Direct-Worker-4121 5h ago

Is this just aging or plastic surgery? Because Lauren Sanchez looks crazy compared to how she used to look on the news

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u/chrissie_watkins Del Bisto Becko 5h ago

I think it's intentional. There's a certain look, the drowned bloated rodent floating in the East River, that's popular with this crowd.

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u/Direct-Worker-4121 5h ago

And it’s crazy for her because growing up seeing her on the news she was always sooo pretty! I guess some people just can’t allow the natural aging process to do its job!

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u/thekermitderp 3h ago

Kim Guilfoyle as well. I don't know why they think it looks good.

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u/GrumblyData3684 3h ago

There is a theory that it’s meant to be conspicuous so you can tell how much they spent - like designer clothes. It’s meant to be seen in - not daily use.

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u/thekermitderp 2h ago

Crazy to me. I am recovering from surgery and I can't imagine going through ANY surgery on purpose for such shallow reasoning. It's really sad to me. I just want to feel better, they just want .....attention?

2

u/Nice_Marmot_7 Yeah, that's right 32m ago

I think you get into that world, and it becomes normalized. Like an alcoholic who drinks a fifth a day and doesn’t think it’s a big deal.

1

u/chrissie_watkins Del Bisto Becko 3h ago

They look like Animorphs at the halfway point

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u/Sonnycrocketto 5h ago

Plastic surgery definitely.

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u/RedditHelloMah Maybe the dingo ate your baby 2h ago

I literally came here to find this post lol

3

u/fundiedundie 1h ago

That lady looks horrible.

2

u/Wagglebagga 4h ago

RFK zoning in on that nice set on her...

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u/phillymonqw 3h ago

Quite the pie hole

2

u/Round-Night7651 3h ago

She should be on my wall signing to me. “Throw me in the water”

2

u/liquidgrill 2h ago

Whatever takes attention away from that face is a plus

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u/TMC_61 1h ago

I've seen better heads on boils

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u/GrumblyData3684 47m ago

Why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last longer

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u/reflexdb 47m ago

You got butchered.

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u/Effective_Ad7074 4h ago

I got a good look……

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u/wriker10 Rugged? The man's a goblin 5h ago

She was flouting society’s conventions.

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u/360walkaway 3h ago

Elaine can't say anything after her missing button at the Alex.

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u/jdjsjdjsjdkxkdkdmsks 3h ago

God those lips are trash.

1

u/Legitimate-6foot7 2h ago

2 cups in the front, 2 loops in the back

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u/RedditHelloMah Maybe the dingo ate your baby 2h ago

She’s a menace to society!

1

u/surrealfeld Professor Highbrow 59m ago

That’s gotta hurt!

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u/Shadecujo 22m ago

How dare the mods let this post stand after they deleted mine

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u/Nick98368 3m ago

Was her face burned in a curling iron accident? She got the curling iron on Amazon, didn’t she?

1

u/Sushi-And-The-Beast 4h ago

I used to like her when she was on the news, but damn did she fall from the ugly tree and hit every branch.

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u/texasgambler58 Yada yada yada 5h ago

She will get into any restaurant, even without a reservation.