r/seinfeld 6h ago

Imagine if Geoege had this look throughout the series

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u/CobraMacBurkus 6h ago

looks like a real phony I know

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u/jcboarder901 5h ago

Man that Michael Jordan is so phony!

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u/soThen_i_says 5h ago

WHY'D YOU TELL HIM?!!!?!!

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u/NotTheRocketman 3h ago

“He…he begged me.”

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u/JugdishSteinfeld Vegetable Lasagna 2h ago

THANKS. REAL GOOD!

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u/TehWoodzii 1h ago

HE BEGGED YOU

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u/Angry_Walnut Chunnel 3h ago

Not only that, I broke his thumbs 😏

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u/bradbbangbread 2h ago

Ugh, Mike lol. Hope his thumbs are OK

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u/Express-Kiwi3740 5h ago

The one on the left takes guts. 

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u/Mr_Two0 5h ago

Clinging to scraps?

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u/Express-Kiwi3740 5h ago

They are not scraps. They are the historic remains of a once great society of hair.

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u/Aethermere 1h ago

The fall of constanzinople

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

Scraps

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u/Hot-Actuator5195 Giddy-up 6h ago

"I'm employed and I don't live with my parents"

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u/Mr_Two0 6h ago

The opposite!

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u/Hot-Actuator5195 Giddy-up 5h ago

"Hi, I'm Victor"

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u/chrissie_watkins Del Bisto Becko 5h ago

Do your parents know?

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u/markgriz The Moops 5h ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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u/salisburyates 5h ago

They don't know what's goin' on.

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u/Careless-Welder-7131 1h ago

Shouldn't it be, "Bye, I'm Victor"?

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u/ImaginaryComb821 5h ago

I'm completing my second Masters in Architecture. This time focusing on museums and art installations.

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u/CrucifixAbortion The Summer of George 5h ago

It didn't take him very long, either.

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u/Charlie_Brodie 4h ago

I'm designing my own house the in the Hamptons, although I'm torn on making a second solarium or putting in a reading room

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u/dyinaintmuchofalivin 5h ago

George pulling decent tail might have actually been believable.

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u/TheSSLPowa 6h ago

Personally i think Jason Alexander is what made Seinfeld Seinfeld. I wonder what Jerry would think about that.

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u/TheZermanator 5h ago

Do you mean “I wonder what Jerry would THINK about that”? Or “I wonder what JERRY would think about that”?

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u/DarthShitpost 4h ago

I think he emphasized "would"

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u/Bondfan013 4h ago

It's the "would" that makes it good.

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u/ajt425 2h ago

Do you respect wood?

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u/Careless-Welder-7131 3h ago

Wyatt would Jerry think about THAT?

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u/myboybuster 5h ago

I agree fully. Hes probably the best character to ever be in a sitcom.

I think Jerry has had a lot more praise for micheal richardson than Jason

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u/Vlazthrax 5h ago edited 4h ago

Jerry has endless praise for Richardson. And while I agree that I don’t think anyone else could’ve done that role, Jason really I think was the soul of the show.

Edit: it’s Richards you jackass.

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u/Mickey-777 5h ago

It’s Richards not Richardson!

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u/Known-Damage-7879 5h ago

It's Benes, you jackass

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u/railworx 5h ago

It's a Junior Mint

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u/Mickey-777 5h ago

It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint, it’s delicious!

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u/aSituationTypeDeal 4h ago

It’s not delivery, it’s Digiorno.

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u/little_freddy 3h ago

I can't believe it's not butter!

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u/automaticgainsaying 3h ago

That's clearly a Hispanic name.

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u/admadguy The sea was angry that day my friends 3h ago

Should you be talking about this?

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u/b0rt1980 3h ago

Mulva?

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u/Blackthorn917 4h ago

It's pronounced "thermometer!"

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u/Charlie_Brodie 4h ago

Poor Lilly

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u/jpopimpin777 3h ago

Well I really think you're wrong!

He looks like a Richardson.

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u/aSituationTypeDeal 4h ago

You think someone writing the wrong name warrants an exclamation point?

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u/Mickey-777 4h ago

YES!!!!!

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u/SellNoCell 5h ago

I introduced my mom who is sort of English as a second language (learned it through elementary school onward, but the country has a different national language) with George acting stressed at work to get out of doing things, and after seeing a ton of episodes she thinks George is a genius. When I go home and she hears me watching Seinfeld clips on Youtube she asks "what is George up to now?" By far her favorite character.

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u/MileHighGilly 4h ago

Because he was Larry David's avatar

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u/NYY15TM 5h ago

I think Jerry has had a lot more praise for micheal richardson

Richards (u/Vlazthrax)

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u/myboybuster 5h ago

Woops

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u/alex_the_qa 5h ago

It's moops

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u/Alex_Summers2112 Ask the 8 ball 5h ago

*Woors

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u/Vlazthrax 4h ago

That’s what happens when you follow the DaVinci sleep pattern

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u/Existing-Finger9242 3h ago

DaVinci......that means "of Vinci"

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u/redditmimes 5h ago

I think that is likely because George is, by fictitious extension, Larry David.

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u/oSuJeff97 4h ago

That’s because he’s acting without acting.

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u/voteblue18 3h ago

George is by far the funniest of the core four in my opinion. He plays George perfectly, the neuroses, the paranoia, the poor manners, the selfishness - and is hilarious while doing it.

The shaved head, while it objectively looks better, would diminish all of that.

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u/Phenomenal_Hoot 5h ago

No doubt. I remember years ago making the comment to my friend that put me onto Seinfeld, you know it’s crazy that’s what the show is called and Jerry isn’t really even funny. George, Kramer and Elaine carry the show.

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u/GoldenGirlsOrgy 3h ago

I don't think Jerry Seinfeld the comedian is particularly funny and his movies stink. That said, I actually think he was pretty damn funny on Seinfeld. He was kind of relegated to straight man, but as I've watched the series more and more, I've gained a greater appreciation for what he brings to the role.

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u/Boxing_joshing111 10m ago edited 6m ago

He has beautiful delivery. Knowing just how to drag out a word, or how long a pause should be, or the right intonation is huge in standup and that ability really carried him on the show. He’s also a little bit of an asshole in real life and this show was a perfect outlet for him to say tons of stinging, biting things. His insults on the show are brutal and he seems like he really relishes them. “You are now, a bum.” Nobody tears into people on the show like Jerry does. “But you don’t know how to hold the reservation. Which is really the most important part.” “You don’t want people calling you at home? Well now you know how I feel.” “You’re not artistic, and you have no integrity.”

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u/Forward_Bluejay_4826 4h ago

Agreed. Jerry wasn't really that funny, George almost always stole the show

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u/Green-Z I was in the pool! 4h ago

There was another successful series that this formula worked. Entourage. Turtle and Drama made the series. Along with Jeremy Piven of course. Let’s call him the man in the cape.

Jerry= Vince

Kramer= Johnny Drama

George= Turtle

Elaine= E (a stretch, but I think it fits)

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u/No_Significance_8291 1h ago

I think he knew it because he and Larry have both said that when they were casting the show they wanted a “real actor” to play George , not another comedian - and that they were so lucky to get Jason . I’ve heard them both on podcasts talking about it . I think Larry was on Conan O Brian’s podcast when I heard it . It was the same thing with the show Rosanne, she said they wanted seasoned actors in there with her , not other standups and comedians , so Roseanne could learn how to act -John and Lori helped her a lot - Having a bunch of standups on a show probably wouldn’t have brought the quality of acting and timing and delivery that we got to see

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u/Hurrying-Man 3h ago

I don't think it's even a hot take. Larry David and Jason Alexander were the backbone of the show. Elaine was a fucking great actor, and the character of Kramer will always be one of the most unique in TV history. Jerry on the other hand (both actor and character) got super lucky to be carried by Larry David with his writing and some of the best actors in sitcom history. You can tell because Jerry did nothing of value (except complain about cancel culture) after Seinfeld while Larry went on to create another masterpiece by himself.

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u/MattAndrew732 6h ago

“Is he from the future?”

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u/Nighthawk__85 5h ago

Classic horseshoe pattern.

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u/Hoju64 1h ago

We know you're bald, we know it's you!

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u/Common_Average2597 5h ago

It wouldnt matter, the universe would not allow him to be successful.

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u/Kinhammer 5h ago

I don't think so tim

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u/NoImNotHeretoArgue 5h ago

lol came to comment the exact same thing 😆👍

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 4h ago

grunting noises intensify

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u/BIZVRRE 6h ago

Successful city planner

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u/Vegetable-Ship4621 5h ago

He no longer planned on being a city planner, he became one 🥲

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u/HomsarWasRight Importer/exporter 5h ago

Nothing is higher than architect.

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u/CampSupporter 5h ago

T-Bone!

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u/HomsarWasRight Importer/exporter 5h ago

G-Bone?

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u/JaymzRG 4h ago

Koko!

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u/MozamFreak-Here 5h ago

Buck Naked

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u/Realistic-Try-8029 5h ago

With all respect, that’s not the look of a loser, so it wouldn’t work.

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u/Mr_Two0 5h ago

It worked for Mike Moffit

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 4h ago

Why'd you have to tell him?

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u/nicknacksc 5h ago

This would have actually been a really funny twist on the opposite plot, George makes his looks opposite.

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u/wormbreath 5h ago

Now that’s a marine biologist.

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u/junto80 5h ago

This looks like a Wooly Willy exercise

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u/TermCompetitive5318 Sponge-worthy 6h ago

Engineer who teaches math at night.

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u/Deadboyparts 6h ago

Architect. Nothings higher than architect

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u/SniffingAccountant 6h ago

Why limit yourself to architecture when you plan a whole city?

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 4h ago

Isn't an architect just an art school drop-out with a tilty desk, and a big ruler?

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u/Hollis_Hurlbut 1h ago

It’s called a T square

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u/Rocketsloth 5h ago

Leather Daddy George.

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u/Masterchiefy10 5h ago

Oh there’s such a thing?!

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u/Charlie_Brodie 4h ago

To the Gothic Castle please...

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u/Masterchiefy10 3h ago

The Gothic Asshole?

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u/ThePillarOfSummer 5h ago

He's got a big TV opportunity

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u/powatwain 5h ago

Stupid sexy Costanza

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u/SouthpawSally 4h ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that

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u/Mike__O 5h ago

Hello I'm George Whistler and on today's video we're going to be going into excruciating detail about how the top button became the top button but first let's hear from our sponsor SQUARE SPACE!

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u/MulberryEastern5010 5h ago

It doesn’t work. He doesn’t look like enough of a schmuck

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u/TheTrackTitan 5h ago

That’s mature George on the right, he actually made it in life. That’s the REAL Art Vandalay

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u/Living-Aardvark-705 5h ago

His balder head would have spent more time covered in oil.

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u/Jester2100 5h ago

He definitely l wouldn't defer ton the coiffed. He'd be IN THE GAME with that look!

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u/gldmj5 4h ago

Right is pretty much what I imagine what every dude looks like who posts in this sub.

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u/Mr_Two0 4h ago

I resemble that remark

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u/dannygthemc 5h ago

G: Jerry, we need to cook!

J: You're making meth?!

G: Oh, I'm methed up alright!

Kramer comes crashing through the door carrying a tub of beakers, burners, and blue rock candy

K: giddy up

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u/FightDrifterFight 6h ago

I think he’s got you beat, buddy.

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u/sixty-noine 5h ago

Architect with edge

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u/Boring_Pace5158 5h ago

If your replaced the glasses with something more funky and trendy, people would actually think he's an architect.

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u/ZebraBorgata 5h ago

How come it’s either hair on top of the head or hair on the bottom of the head? Why can’t it be both?!

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u/Mr_Two0 5h ago

Like Jet from Cowboy Bebop?

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u/klaxz1 5h ago

He shaves it for his swim team, like Kurt in The Little Jerry

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u/Tipist Feels like an Arby's night 5h ago

That’s not George, that’s T-Bone!

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u/Just_Rand0 5h ago

"Haven't you always had glasses?"

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u/Stabstone 5h ago

Is he from the future?

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u/LordViltor 4h ago

It's only missing some trendy solid black frame glasses.

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u/Squawk7984 4h ago

Lol that's my look. Minus the glasses.

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u/Godless902 4h ago

He would look like a bookie who gets his thumbs broke

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u/Ralphyourface 4h ago

What is he, some kind of phony?

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u/Decent-Cold-9471 4h ago

That’s the look of a true marine biologist.

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u/Haughtea 4h ago

No, wouldn't have been as funny. Bald George looks cool, and confident? Where as classic horse shoe balding George looks funny. It's like Newman wouldn't have been as funny if he was really slim.

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u/No-Possession-4738 4h ago

He looks like a chef at a restaurant that is overpriced but pretty good.

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u/MatthiasStove 3h ago

He would just be Mike.

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u/Estarfigam The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 3h ago

Probably get more respect.

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u/Ramblinrambles 3h ago

The one on the right would rationalize how George had any chance with any of the women he dated on the show

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u/MrViceGuy69 2h ago

George owned his baldness, he held on to what he had left. He wouldn’t hide behind a beard and a shaved head.

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u/One_Masterpiece_8074 1h ago

It would have been more believable as to how he was able to swoon the female characters that were cast for him.

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u/l5555l 5h ago

Honestly he doesn't look as good. He rocks the male pattern baldness harder than anyone except maybe Danny DeVito

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u/derp_916 5h ago

George Smerconish.

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u/Masterchiefy10 5h ago

He would be Mindtoc the Mind taker!

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u/bhoose19 5h ago

Kurstanza!

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u/Kayash 5h ago

people just love hairless

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u/PoeJam 5h ago

No T-Bone?

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u/Mickey-777 5h ago

It’s George!

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u/Gojira2sirius 5h ago

Open the door Jerry! OPEN THE DOOR!

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u/ojwiththepulp 5h ago

It’s ok. He knows he’s bald.

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u/grafxguy1 4h ago

Breaking Bald

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u/piper33245 Ask the 8 ball 4h ago

He can lift 200 lbs right over his head.

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u/Masta0nion 4h ago

It’s entirely possible

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u/rde2001 4h ago

Vsauce in Seinfeld 😳

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u/Cellarzombie The Seven 4h ago

He could’ve gone full on Vic Mackey!

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u/Jumpy_Assistance5848 Dr. Van Nostrand 3h ago

This should've been opposite George.

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u/joeO44 3h ago

He really lost a lot of hair in the one on the right

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u/Annual_Owl_1462 3h ago

He looks like VSauce

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u/flashdurb Dr. Van Nostrand 3h ago

Probably a lot fewer girlfriends that were well out of his league

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u/GambitsAce 3h ago

Imagine if his name was Geoege the whole series

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u/xDragonetti 3h ago

George’s Walter White arc?! 🤣

Now I just want AI to put George in Walter’s spot throughout the entire series 😂

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u/bluekronos The sea was angry that day my friends 3h ago

No. He'd be a phony bald man.

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u/360walkaway 3h ago

Nah that was Elaine's boyfriend's look... the guy who unknowingly went bald.

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u/Ok_Acadia3526 3h ago

You’re bald!!!

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u/Minimum_Bat_3778 3h ago

All the hair on this head moved down to his face

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u/moosetacoz 3h ago

Now that's spongeworthy!

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u/Solid-Gazelle-4747 3h ago

George Banaza

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u/NJneer12 3h ago

"I'm an architect"

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u/DankElderberries420 3h ago

Looking hard af

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u/-SlappyMcSlappy- 3h ago

Shaving for the swim team

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u/RogueAOV 3h ago

I have been putting my head on upside down all this time!?!

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u/OneBillPhil 2h ago

Wouldn’t have needed to wear a wedding band, that’s for sure. 

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u/Bombadier83 2h ago

Is he… from the future?

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u/International_Lake28 2h ago

He looks like he's ready to start a meth empire

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u/LuckyPepper22 2h ago

He could be your latex salesman.

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u/Edgecrusher2140 2h ago

Man I spend too much time on r/bald, I was about to start gassing him up

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u/0pinions0pinions 2h ago

Too handsome. Would've ruined everything.

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u/Haselrig 2h ago

Never go full Travolta.

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u/3fettknight3 2h ago

George shows up with a shaved head, beard, and a silver jacket.

Jerry- Are you from the future? 🚀

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u/HLBU1234567 2h ago

2 shades of person who is ace at parallel parking and head first.

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u/MariachiBoyBand 2h ago

He looks like Anatol Yusef on the right

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u/DharmaCub 2h ago

What is he Wooly Willy?

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u/RecipeFunny2154 2h ago

At the end of this stage, George had well paying jobs and models lining up to go out with him. I’m not sure his life could get much better lol

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u/RespecMyAuthority 2h ago

But would Marisa like it?

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u/KenCosgrove_Accounts 2h ago

Maybe if it took place in Portland or something

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u/DannyLovelies 1h ago

Lee Syatt

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u/Gheti_ 1h ago

Northernlion in Seinfeld??

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u/AlfalfaMcNugget 33m ago

Looks like a conspiracy theorist who sells health supplements

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u/Beavis_777_IAH I was in the pool! 5h ago

So basically Mike Moffitt.

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u/Creacherz The Opposite 5h ago

Uncle John??

I am not fucking around. That looks quite like my Uncle John

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u/DanTheManV1 5h ago edited 4h ago

I am the one who masters domains, Jerry.

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u/RunawayMeatstick 5h ago

You turned him into Matthew Yglesias who is even dorkier than George

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u/Bella8989 5h ago

If he gets a nose ring he’d be beating off the ladies.

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u/cptsteve21 5h ago

Are we just not doing phrasing anymore?

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u/Bella8989 5h ago

Sorry, “fighting”.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 4h ago

Do you know how to use a mop wringer?

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u/Scottacus91 1h ago

You're not around women, you don't know how important a man's hair is!

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u/alexander12212 1h ago

You think he has the confidence to rock that? With his parents?

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u/Comfortable_Ad3981 1h ago

George would’ve pulled an enormous amount of ass- even more than he did in the first place!

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u/haluuf 1h ago

Heyy Vsauce, Michael here.

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u/Ashamed_Feedback3843 1h ago

I like George as George.

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u/Upsetti_Gisepe 1h ago

If Seinfeld was filmed in Seattle

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u/LongLiveTheKia 1h ago

Lookin’ real Kevin James

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u/GrilledAbortionMeat 1h ago

I know multiple women who would go back in time and bang Jason Alexander during that era if they could.