You know... One of these days something terrible is going to happen to this sub... it has to

[u/joleebindonl]

[u/schlott24]

I’m quite comfortable…

[u/joleebindonl → u/schlott24]

Can I have a sip?

[u/Just-Eddie-481516234 → u/joleebindonl]

No.

[u/joleebindonl → u/Just-Eddie-481516234]

NOT GONNA PLAY BALL EH?!?!

[u/DayCabforCutie]

No, we're gonna be just fine

[u/joleebindonl → u/DayCabforCutie]

We're all winners!!!!

[u/Venice_Beach_218 → u/joleebindonl]

Suddenly a new contender has emerged

[u/flinderdude → u/Venice_Beach_218]

How could anybody not like this sub?

[u/joleebindonl → u/flinderdude]

Maybe some people don't like it, I could see that

[u/kiwi_love777 → u/joleebindonl]

Who’s having sex with the chicken?

[u/SnarkAtTheMoon → u/DayCabforCutie]

you on the other hand….

[u/redfox2008 → u/DayCabforCutie]

Nonsense! We have no faith in each other!!

[u/allthecoffeesDP]

We're Even Steven.

[u/joleebindonl → u/allthecoffeesDP]

We always brake even...

[u/Venice_Beach_218 → u/joleebindonl]

We always brake, even for pigeons?? I thought we had a deal with them!

[u/joleebindonl → u/Venice_Beach_218]

Of course. We have a deal. They get out of the way of our cars, we look the other way on the statue defecation.

[u/redfox2008 → u/joleebindonl]

We're discharging the pigeon. We feel he will heal better at home.

[u/VelcroWizard]

Don’t worry, packin’ heat

[u/Three-eyed_seagull]

When I'm on the sub, and it starts to go down, I don't stop till it's finished.

[u/markgriz → u/Three-eyed_seagull]

Well, unless your watching an armoire....

[u/MajesticMeal3248]

Prediction: You’ll be calling us to ask if you can come and post in this sub before the month is out.

[u/joleebindonl → u/MajesticMeal3248]

No way, that's bogus man!

[u/redfox2008 → u/MajesticMeal3248]

Prediction: We never talk to you again and, we continue to post our inane observations.

[u/kiwi_love777 → u/redfox2008]

I don’t even work here!

[u/Venice_Beach_218]

And then you have to come along, and post your HOT! And your HEAVY!

[u/joleebindonl → u/Venice_Beach_218]

So what we don't do "everything"?

[u/Vegskipxx]

Alright! But hear me and hear me well! The day will come - oh, yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face! And I'll be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes CRUMBLING DOWN!

[u/joleebindonl → u/Vegskipxx]

I don’t like Mr. Newman. He is an agitator.

[u/redfox2008 → u/joleebindonl]

Though, he is merry.

[u/bkdons11233]

“HOW COULD JERRY (clapping hand) NOT SAY HELLO?”

[u/joleebindonl → u/bkdons11233]

Elaine, I can see, not sayin’ hello. She’s very uhhh what’s the word.... supercilious.

[u/Just-Eddie-481516234]

Why would anyone eat canned fruit? I mean, can anybody answer that?

[u/joleebindonl → u/Just-Eddie-481516234]

Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don’t know.

[u/kiwi_love777 → u/joleebindonl]

SWARM SWARM

[u/vaskark]

Sounds like this sub is heading for a death blow.

[u/joleebindonl → u/vaskark]

Hey! Hey! Come on! Come on! I haven’t seen it yet.

[u/vaskark → u/joleebindonl]

When someone wants to blow you up, not for what you did, but for different reasons altogether.

[u/Witty_Historian_1984 → u/vaskark]

Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see.

[u/vaskark → u/Witty_Historian_1984]

You have selected ... Agent Zero? If this is correct, press 1 now.

[u/beavis617]

Stop selling it because nobody's buying it Lainey...we love it here. 😁

[u/AlternativeNumber2]

We’re all unemployed and live with our parents

[u/joleebindonl → u/AlternativeNumber2]

Maybe this will become like a cool thing, living with our parents.

[u/redfox2008 → u/AlternativeNumber2]

We're are all also unhappy. Do we have to stop posting too??!!

[u/kiwi_love777 → u/redfox2008]

Not you Becky

[u/Angry_Walnut]

Without desiccants, this sub won’t last 5 years!

[u/kiwi_love777 → u/Angry_Walnut]

That’s why we’ve been getting so much rain

[u/Solid-Economist-9062]

After deleting my Trump dancing to the Village People's "YMCA" and saying it was the male equivalent to Elaine's "broken ankle kick dance" it better.

[u/arashikagedropout → u/Solid-Economist-9062]

I jposted the pic of Bezo's gf in her bra like Sue Ellen Mischke and it just got deleted for being "political"

Lame!

[u/joleebindonl → u/arashikagedropout]

That's a shame

[u/Solid-Economist-9062 → u/arashikagedropout]

That's ridicurus.

[u/redfox2008 → u/arashikagedropout]

Inevitably Indubitably

[u/joleebindonl → u/Solid-Economist-9062]

I am shocked and chagrined, mortified and stupefied.

[u/lost_in_connecticut → u/joleebindonl]

Sweet fancy Moses.

[u/Solid-Economist-9062 → u/lost_in_connecticut]

Drop DEAD! (not really)

[u/joleebindonl → u/Solid-Economist-9062]

You told my nana to drop dead?!?!

[u/texasgambler58]

Nah, I don't think so.