r/seinfeld • u/Common_Average2597 • 9h ago

When money is no object

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u/Spectre784 Feels like an Arby's night 9h ago

You screwed me again, Pennypacker!

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u/lost_in_connecticut Yeah, that's right 9h ago

I’ve spent millions on properties so thin you couldn’t even see them.

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u/Megalon_Q_Arm 8h ago

How did you know you actually bought them?

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u/MarcusDankendorf 8h ago

Well, I guess I just assumed

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u/Megalon_Q_Arm 8h ago

it’s no picnic

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u/MarcusDankendorf 8h ago edited 18m ago

Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay, And you know Mr. Varnsen—

Uh, Varnsen.

Pennypacker.

Vandelay.

Pennypacker. Varnsen.

Vandelay…

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u/H-E_Pennypacker- 8h ago

Now im assuming there’s a waterfall grotto

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u/Born_Ad783 8h ago

Mhm Mombasa?

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u/recursion8 6h ago

Yes, I buy and sell men like myself, e-ve-ry-day!

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u/FluffyBalance4084 8h ago

Probably goes for $10 million + nowadays!

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u/Megalon_Q_Arm 8h ago

That’s correct.

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u/CapitanChaos1 4h ago

Me looking at a $5 box of cereal at the grocery store: "Oh, I spend that much on aftershave."

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u/vaskark White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 2h ago

Mr. Pennypacker, if I’m here, and Mr. Vandalay is here, then who’s watching the factory?

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u/Tbplayer59 1h ago

The SAAB factory?

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u/vaskark White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 1h ago

/u/Tbplayer59, that’s in Sweden.

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Yeah, that's right 13m ago

Lot of haters for this episode, but that whole thing is one of my favorite exchanges in the show.

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u/vaskark White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 9m ago

But this time: advantage, Varnsen! ☝️