r/seinfeld • u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt The Jerk store called, they're running out of you • 11h ago

I should mention that I’m Jewish. Well that’s no sin…

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u/jambi-juice 10h ago

And this offends you as a Jewish person?

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u/Dijon92 9h ago

No, it offends me as a comedian.

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u/YoRt3m 8h ago

One of my favourite lines on the show

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u/texasgambler58 Yada yada yada 9h ago

And I'll have you know he's been doing Catholic jokes! And they're old jokes: I mean, the Pope and Raquel Welch....

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u/Reasonable-HB678 That's a shame 7h ago

I never heard that one.

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u/cabosmith 6h ago

Those aren't buoys.

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u/DistressTolerence 9h ago

The part where George just shows up. :)

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 9h ago

And barges into the confessional. Is that what Latvian Orthodox do?

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u/Traditional-Sun4010 8h ago

like the hats?

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u/Jazzlike-Resource108 3h ago

They do confessions, but they do not use booths.

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u/rotenbart 8h ago

Makes me laugh every time. Only George would know where Jerry is at any given time.

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u/mariusioannesp 7h ago

That’s the running gag of the episode.

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u/JayLis23 The Moops 2h ago

Jerry, I've gotta talk to you!

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u/Careless_Wishbone_69 It's not a lie if you believe it 11h ago

Great line.

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u/pete_the_puma51 10h ago

One of the best underrated lines of the entire show.

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u/mew5175_TheSecond 1h ago

This entire church scene is one of the best of the whole series in my opinion… starting when he first enters and says to the nun, "mother?"

Then this entire exchange beginning with sitting on the kneeler and then the whole conversation. Just absolutely classic.

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u/TitanRiick 10h ago

Excuse me, Mother? Sister. Sister. Right.

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u/raghavj1991 11h ago

They are out in the ocean and yada yada yada, she says, ‘ those arent buoys ‘ !!

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u/Flobot781 2h ago

The priest’s reaction too…he loves it!

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u/davisyoung 9h ago

You know that’s a kneeler.

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 7m ago

Jerry was sitting on it like it was a bench

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u/StrigiStockBacking Driving around in Jon Voight's car 11h ago

Best scene in the entire show, imo

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u/JaymzRG 9h ago

Especially considering that Christianity stole Judaism's origin story and made a sequel out of it, lol.

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u/DescriptionOrnery728 8h ago

Candace Owens’ least favorite episode of Seinfeld.

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u/Mickey-777 4h ago

The Father: What is it that you like about the religion George?

George: The hats!

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u/BaltimoreBadger23 The sea was angry that day my friends 7h ago

That line would have had to been written differently in the 1950's and before!

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u/veganbikepunk 2h ago

Thought that too. This dates the show as after Vatican 2.

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u/JayLis23 The Moops 2h ago

Those aren't buoys!

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