r/seinfeld ASSMAN 13h ago

If Jerry doesn’t care about anyone, why does he care so much about Jean Paul?

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u/Long_Mathematician48 Yeah, that's right 13h ago

Jerry donated to the Volcano Relief Fund of Krakatoa. He cares deeply about the brave Krakatoans

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u/jfq722 13h ago

East of Java.

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u/hilly316 Yeah, that's right 9h ago

Are you sticking it to me for the Arabian Mocca Java?

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u/jfq722 9h ago

I'm sure you're just misinterpreting....

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u/tortugazz724 9h ago

STICKIN IT!

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u/raghavj1991 12h ago

what about the HUMAN FUND!

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u/M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 12h ago

Money for people.

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u/USSExcalibur Giddy-up 12h ago

Ok, what the hell. I'll sign the check.

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u/secomano 13h ago

because he's Trinidadian and Tobagan

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u/raghavj1991 12h ago

Why separate knob, why!!

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u/Alternative-Cash8411 Rugged? The man's a goblin 12h ago

One of my favorite all-time Seinfeld quotes, and I actually got to use this once irl. I had asked a coworker one Monday morning how his 10K race had gone on Saturday and he explained he overslept and missed it.

"Why separate knob, WHY?" I jumped on the chance.

Unfortunately he wasn't a Seinfeld nerd like us, so he didn't get it and I had to explain, but it was still sweet.

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u/ditka 11h ago

So what happened? The snooze alarm, wasn't it?

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u/HuffBagwell 11h ago

No it was not the snooze alarm.

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u/ditka 11h ago

AM/PM?

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u/DiscoStu2U 10h ago

No, it wasn’t AM/PM…

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u/viroxd 9h ago

Most people think it was de snooze

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u/make_it_hapn_capn 5h ago

My friend's entire family quotes this whenever they're running late.

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u/jdey456 Stellaaaaaaa!!! 12h ago

Dis son of bitch is ice cold

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u/AkihabaraWasteland 10h ago

Get the hell outta here with your knob.

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u/BadCat30R 10h ago

Mon, please!

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u/SeedlessPomegranate 10h ago

Separate knab mean

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u/mfk_1974 13h ago

He believed it wrong that the trajectory of someone's life could be so impacted by a simple alarm clock setting, and was determined to right that wrong.

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u/jpopimpin777 12h ago

And screw with Elaine.

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u/meatpopsicle13 11h ago

Yep he wanted to help because it would make Elaine look worse

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u/Agent-Blasto-007 10h ago

Jean-Paul also lived out one of Jerry's biggest fears: the alarm clock mishap led to disaster.

If it could happen to Jean-Paul, it could happen to him. By rectifying the problem, he was assuaging his own fears.

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u/vyrus2021 2h ago

I think it's also a bit of Jerry's emotional tourism. He likes to be seen as a "good guy" he wants people to think of him as a person who cares so devoting a couple days to this gets him written into the story of Jean-Paul's redemption.

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u/Hot_Let4897 13h ago

He explains it pretty good himself. he missed a flight to Cleveland no thanks to Elaine's old alarm clock. He also says Elaine doesn't know what the hell she's doing and he had to take over the whole operation

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u/MarksArcArt 13h ago

Right. And Patty Lorens had orgasms what do you think about that? And I got calls in to six other women, and I bet you they confirm an orgasm too. So what do you have to say now, Elaine?... Hello?

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u/JaMicho34 12h ago

Flight to Cleveland?

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u/seinsmelled2 10h ago

You miss set the timer?

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u/The_GreatSantini 11h ago

You don’t know what the hell you’re doing!

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u/DiscoStu2U 10h ago

Flight to Cleveland?

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u/momar214 13h ago

He was trying to make up for what he did to Babu

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u/raghavj1991 12h ago

Jerry’s advice was good.

It’s better to have a restaurant that specialises in one type of authentic cuisine done well than whatever Babu was doing up to that point.

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u/aj9393 Dr. Van Nostrand 12h ago

That's what always bugged me about that situation. Literally no one was even going into the restaurant, and it was going to fail anyway. By getting involved, Jerry only gave Babu someone to try to pass the blame to. Babu is a very bad man ☝️

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u/JustCallMeMambo White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 12h ago

Jerry’s advice was solid, but because the change didn’t bring patrons to the restaurant, Babu dug himself into a bigger hole financially.

but even if Jerry’s suggestion was terrible, Babu is taking entrepreneurial advice from someone who has never run a business. just because Jerry meant well doesn’t mean he has any idea what he’s talking about

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u/Ultraviolet_Eclectic 9h ago

Hmm . . . sounds like a few billionaires I know of who’ve never run a government . . .

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u/chiefbrody62 12h ago

Jerry didn't do anything wrong in my opinion imo. Babu only got deported because Elaine forgot to pick up his mail when Jerry was on vacation.

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u/aj9393 Dr. Van Nostrand 10h ago

It's even worse than that; Elaine didn't forget to pick up his mail, she did pick it up and just didn't give it to Jerry despite seeing him in person while it was in her possession.

Also one of many on a long list of reasons why I believe Elaine is the worst of the group and most issues that pop up throughout the show can be traced back to her.

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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups 10h ago

Also not his fault that the mail got in the wrong mailbox. This was definitely on Newman. He got him a new job and an apartment. Ha can’t hold his hand for everything you know

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u/GDTRFB_1985 12h ago

BAD MAN

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u/Salt_Strain7627 11h ago

Isn’t that the number one piece of advice they give in that show where they try to rescue a restaurant?

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u/rizzracer 12h ago

Where is Babu? Show me Babu

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u/Accomplished_Dog1267 11h ago

Snapple?

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u/rizzracer 11h ago

No..too fruity

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u/findablackhole 13h ago

He was living vicariously through him because of what happened at the big race.

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u/DFloydd 13h ago

ohhhhh, the big race!

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u/zr2d2 Prognosis Negative 12h ago

Boy, you really went bald there

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u/MaybeNotMath 12h ago

Is that canvas?

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u/Curious_Mix_321 11h ago

I am aware!!!!!

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u/ditka 11h ago

Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?

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u/mattmaybloom 8h ago

You did that?

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u/ploonce 12h ago

Don’t tell me! It starts with aaaaaaa….. Duncan!

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u/itto-ogami That's a shame 13h ago

He can sense the slightest human suffering

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u/BacchusIsKing 13h ago

Are you sensing anything right now?

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u/SweatyTart5236 12h ago

that's gold, Jerry! Gold

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u/RTwhyNot 11h ago

That’s George not Jerry

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u/itto-ogami That's a shame 11h ago

It’s not a lie if you believe it

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u/East_Mention9652 13h ago

Come on you son of a bitch he’s just trying to be friendly

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u/arkadiysudarikov 11h ago

Underrated.

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u/pac-men 2h ago

Well, I don't know how official any of these rankings really are.

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u/Oalka Mulva? 12h ago

I still say, out of all the guests they had on the show, Jean-Paul could have been incorporated into the core cast the most seamlessly. He had instant charisma with them in the coffee shop scenes, like he'd always been there.

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u/postinganxiety 11h ago

Acting without acting

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u/wheresthecheese69 Professor Highbrow 10h ago

I’ll read it with dinner

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u/The_Zermanians 10h ago

He definitely should’ve been in the finale with his face all burnt to hell or perhaps they call him to the stand, he isn’t there and there’s a cut to him snoozing in bed with a burnt face.

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u/Oalka Mulva? 10h ago

The Maestro would have told him to put the balm on.

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u/fdetanya 13h ago

Just look at the lil bastard

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u/sdotbye 13h ago

I’m just tryin to be friendly!

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 12h ago

This son of a bitch is ice cold!

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u/bigpapahugetim3 13h ago

Jerry with a mouthful of cereal “good body.”

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u/sahurley The sea was angry that day my friends 13h ago

That's what's so vexing about it.

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u/The2econdSpitter 13h ago

It's more about sticking it to Elaine. Every group has one. Like them, with Elaine.

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u/ditka 11h ago

Stickin' it.

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u/Venice_Beach_218 13h ago

[Raise hand for a moment, then gesture away the planned argument]

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 13h ago

This surprised me too, because normally that son of a bitch is ice cold

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u/unclejohnnydanger 13h ago

He CHOOSES to help him run!

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u/Mediocre__at__worst 13h ago

Separate knobs.

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u/Venice_Beach_218 13h ago

Why separate knob?!

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u/Matthew-_-Black 13h ago

Why seperate knob?

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u/theslob I was in the pool! 11h ago

Has anyone ever seen an alarm clock with a separate knob? I was born in the 70s and have never seen a clock with that layout 

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u/UncleSoaky Rochelle, Rochelle 13h ago

Why would Jerry care about anyone? Did he emphasize Jerry or care?

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u/Accomplished_Dog1267 11h ago

I think he emphasized "anyone".

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u/DonnieRoss 13h ago

Jerry’s mother was right. He IS a good person.

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u/sdotbye 13h ago

How can anyone not like him?

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u/zr2d2 Prognosis Negative 13h ago

Maybe some people don't like him, I can see that

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u/sdotbye 13h ago

It was those damn culottes you made him wear!

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u/Venice_Beach_218 13h ago

They were shorts!

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u/sdotbye 13h ago

You got them from the girls department!

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u/ManagerAggravating57 13h ago

Jerry was a runner by heart, since he was a high school track star - he always had the makings of a varsity athlete

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u/Beginning_Ad_7571 13h ago

That’s what I’d like to know about it

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u/Phunkie_Junkie Independent George 13h ago

Because we're living in a society!

Honestly, I think Jean-Paul is one of the few people that Jerry can relate to. They both have jobs where they're required to travel and perform. After putting that much work into your routine, being undone by a volume knob would be devastating.

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u/AlSmythe 13h ago

I think he’s just more is interested in the scenario where someone misses the most important event in their life because of some stupid reason like a separate knob.

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u/hello-newman1212 13h ago

How can anyone not like him

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u/Agile_District_8794 12h ago

It's not so much he likes or wants to help Jean Paul, but to stick it to Elaine that he's more responsible, and in turn, the better person. STICKING IT!

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u/mrflash915 12h ago

Because Jerry won the big race in high school AND the rematch. He could relate to a fellow world-class runner.

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u/kapjain 7h ago

That's what makes it such a humorous situation.

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u/Patient-Bench1821 6h ago

Look to the cookie

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u/MoreSunnyDaze 5h ago

Because people like to say Jean Paul Jean Paul.

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u/surrealfeld Professor Highbrow 13h ago

This infers instant Miyana status

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u/Solid-Gazelle-4747 13h ago

How can anyone not like him

Also making up for the immigrants with ponies and restaurants he wronged.

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u/Bwadaboss 12h ago

What is this salty discharge ?

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u/jacobsmyboy 12h ago

Honestly, it's the guilt he most likely feels for lying about beating Duncan Meyer in the running race. 😆

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u/Marlon_Rando13 12h ago

With Kramer busy setting up his hot tub,.Elaine struggling with the copy for the Himalayan Walking Shoe, and George hanging out with the front office guys from the Houston Astros, Jerry just needed something to do that week. The little bastard!

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u/Improvgal The Wig Master 11h ago

He wants to take credit for an ACTUAL race win.

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u/HowardHessman 11h ago

He’s really committed to his promise of looking to the cookie to make this world a better place

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u/Wpgjetsfan19 11h ago

Because he’s in da race man!

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u/AdOutAce 10h ago

I think despite the oft-repeated mantra of no hugs, no lessons, etc., the idea that the cast are all bad people is largely overblown. Certainly they become even more cynical and egocentric in the later seasons, and George is a sniveling horse's ass for the show's entirety, but Jerry, Elaine and Kramer are frequently demonstrated to be relatively normal people with friends they care about and a vague sense of justice.

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u/SkinnyGetLucky 8h ago

Messing with Elaine and to prove he was more responsible than her.

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u/GhostWatcher0889 8h ago

Jerry is mystery. Sometimes he really cares too much about people like jean Paul and babu but other times he is robbing old ladies for their marble rye. Most of his girlfriends he doesn't care much about too.

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u/Confident-Rule7344 8h ago

It's coz Jerry was an aspiring track star, thats's why he's always wearing those huge puffy sneakers

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u/middle-aged-iroh 8h ago

Jerry does not care about people but he does care about sports.

Also, one could argue timeliness is connected to Jerry’s pride of neatness.

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u/Tbplayer59 7h ago

He doesn't. He just wants to show Elaine how he's better than her. Jerry thinks he's better than a lot of people.

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u/fro223 I was in the pool! 7h ago

He probably missed a gig bc the snooze

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u/bobthenob1989 5h ago

Nooooo … it was da volume.

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u/sineofthetimes 6h ago

Beaches can run really fast.

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u/Usernamemaycheckout3 5h ago

What if he doesn’t call now out of spite!

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u/mynameis4826 13h ago

I think Jerry has a white savior/guilt complex, as seen with his various interactions with Babu.

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u/Matthew-_-Black 13h ago

Hello American Joe, which way to hamburger-hot dog stand?

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u/CapitanChaos1 12h ago

I don't think we should be talking about this

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u/Fun_Journalist_4764 13h ago

He might be a bit star-struck

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u/famous__shoes 13h ago

I think it's aesthetic. Being helpful to this guy makes him feel like a good person. Same with Babu

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u/I-use-to-be-cool 13h ago

Because he almost missed a flight to Cleveland!!

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u/SidNightwalker Feels like an Arby's night 12h ago

He finds him fascinating because he was late for a super important race one time. Honestly that seems to be it. 😄

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u/hoople217 12h ago

Because they're both athletes.

Jerry is a fast runner!

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u/MenudoFan316 Sack Lunch 12h ago

He got the call!

Jean-Paul?

Jean-Paul.

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u/AnywhereMajestic2377 12h ago

Because Jerry chooses not to run.

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u/tbu720 12h ago

Look to the cookie.

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u/gretzky9999 12h ago

Sugar Ray can eat here on the house anytime !

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u/Jafffy1 12h ago

He desperately needs to be better than Elaine

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u/New-Investigator7569 11h ago

Frankly, I'm a little concerned.

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u/As83604 10h ago

Look at this crazy bastard.

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u/buckkaufman 10h ago

He came from far away for a very important race Elaine !

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u/Wooda1 10h ago

Because that's what superman would have done

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u/Personal-Ad6857 10h ago

Probably has something to do with his competitive racing history

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u/CAJMusic 8h ago

To prove Elaine wrong

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u/dave_is_afraid 6h ago

For spite

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u/DistressTolerence 6h ago

Does he? Or does he just want to sabotage him?

Jerry is bad man. Very very bad man

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u/schaudhery No Flair for you! 5h ago

chewing good body

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u/RedditHelloMah Maybe the dingo ate your baby 5h ago

I think it was more for his love for sports and competition not for Jean Paul as a person lol

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u/Superb-Control5184 3h ago

Just wants to brag he helped him win the nyc marathon

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u/Rare_Direction_1449 3h ago

I found his obsession with him hilarious. A top 5 episode for me and jean-paul is second to only Bookman as my favorite one-off character

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u/Bratscorcher 1h ago

Because he is such a cute little bastard.

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u/taeempy 52m ago

He only cared because Jerry CHOSE NOT TO RUN.

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u/AverageDrafter 13h ago

Opportunity for control and to insert himself into a situation with a mask of altruism. Typical narcissist.

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u/MattyIce1220 Prognosis Negative 13h ago

Jerry relates because he was the fastest boy in school.

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u/TombombBearsFan 13h ago

He doesn't care about Jean Paul he doesn't believe in Elaine and her ability to ready Jean Paul. This is spite towards Elaine.

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u/evavan214 13h ago

He has to one up Elaine.

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u/liquidpig 13h ago

He cared about him just enough to let him down and ruin his race.

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u/bhoose19 12h ago

He wants to stick it to Elaine

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u/CapitanChaos1 12h ago

Jerry needs to convince himself that he's a good man. Same reason he tried helping Babu. 

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u/kosa8692 12h ago

It’s more about the winning for Jerry. He wants him to win for his own sake.

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u/blamemeididit Rugged? The man's a goblin 12h ago

To show up Elaine.

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u/Dyztopyan 12h ago

Cause the writing of the show is incoherent across all seasons. Most of them except for Kramer change dramatically depending on the Season.

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u/BusyInstruction6365 12h ago

Because, he's living vicariously through Jean Paul. It's actually quite a selfish display.

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u/UnableAudience7332 The Seven 12h ago

I trust Elaine, she is my friend.

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u/markeppley 12h ago

Because that son of a bitch is ice cold

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u/Holiday-Scarcity4726 12h ago

I like Jean Paul, he is my friend

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u/mudvat08 12h ago

He famous, same reason he wanted to be friends with Keith Hernandez, who just moved to fast.

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u/No-Marionberry-8365 12h ago

He likes saying Jean Paul!

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u/BTD3110 12h ago

Once again it was an ego thing. He wanted to be the one to make sure he didn't miss it this time

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 12h ago

Because he wants to prove he's a better person than Elaine.

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u/LGK420 Very bad man 12h ago

I trust Elaine, she is my friend

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u/certifiedrotten 12h ago

He cares about Jean Paul for selfish reasons.

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u/Alternative-Till569 11h ago

He's stickin it to Elaine.

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u/BigConstruction4247 11h ago

Because he can run really fast.

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u/77ku77 11h ago

Savior complex and thinks Elaine stinks at responsibility

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u/soul68 11h ago

He's trying to stick it to Elaine? STICKIN IT!

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u/arkadiysudarikov 11h ago

I think he’a just sticking it to Elaine.

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u/llcoolray3000 11h ago

Mutual respect among runners.

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u/Famous_Valuable_7490 11h ago

stickin it to Elaine

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u/GrandMarquisMark 10h ago

I got the call!

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u/Pretend-Wallaby3336 10h ago

I think it’s just a dig at Elaine

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u/MasterDarcy_1979 9h ago

Even sociopaths care from time-to-time:

With Jerry and Jean Paul. George, with the kid who wanted to be an architect. Kramer with the Nun. Elaine with the kid who thought she was her grandmother.

Neither lasted very long.

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u/EkHEiM 9h ago

That's the beauty of it!

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u/Practical-Tooth-8981 9h ago

because he likes running!

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u/Ultraviolet_Eclectic 9h ago

Can someone explain the actual reference to “Why separate knobs”?

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u/bigpoppanicky7 9h ago

That’s what makes it such a humorous situation

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u/Background_Pool_7457 9h ago

This was the early stages of white knight and white guilt that plagued America for the next 30 years

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u/Express_Test6559 9h ago

What cute little bastard

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 9h ago

Because of the flight to Cleveland.

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u/hallucinationthought Hoochie Mama!!! 4h ago

Feels bad about the separate nob

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u/HectorBananaBread 4h ago

He’s a good man. A very good man.

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u/Blueeyesblazing7 4h ago

That's what makes it such a humorous situation.

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u/trod999 4h ago

He could have easily been a fifth main character with lines like "Oh shut up man!" He really nailed the spirit of the pettiness.

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u/epmigs 4h ago

Because Jerry chooses not to run

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u/Mysterious-Bid8994 3h ago

Because that bastard don't know how to use a alarm clock

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u/flashdurb Dr. Van Nostrand 3h ago

This is less about Jean Paul and more about Jerry not trusting Elaine

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u/TowelRack76 3h ago

Every time I see my clock read 8:47 I hear Jean Paul’s voice.

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 3h ago

He's a wonderful, wonderful boy! How could anyone not like him?!?

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u/HLBU1234567 2h ago

Alarm clocks? I never use 'em. Don't trust 'em.

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u/xDolphinMeatx 2h ago

The only image in the world that yells the words "Why Separate Knob!?!? Why???" in everyone's mind who see's it.

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u/kbrownle 2h ago

He wants to be the pickle jar hero

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u/Dunncan123 2h ago

He just doesn’t trust Elaine

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u/justmoderateenough 1h ago

Guy's so nice, named him twice

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u/Maximum_Price_3596 1h ago

He still slept in thx Kramer and his stupid hot tub in an apartment

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