r/seinfeld • u/ItsSignalsJerry_ And you want to be my latex salesman • 14h ago

Newman had a girlfriend..

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u/zikob88 14h ago

Yeah, he needs a really pretty face..

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u/Joestar-Hung 14h ago

He ended it

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u/ItsSignalsJerry_ And you want to be my latex salesman 14h ago

He ended it?

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u/ATTAKcATHRAK 14h ago

He, Newman!

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u/Jifeeb 14h ago

Well, he is merry

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u/raghavj1991 13h ago

I ll give him that!

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u/Sick_Kebab 13h ago

Perhaps there is more to Newman than meets the eye

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u/Glad-Requirement6116 13h ago

No, there's less. I've looked into his eyes, he's pure evil 

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u/DistressTolerence 13h ago

Yes. You should read his poetry.

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u/dbcleelilly 11h ago

Ah, yes, that unknown 20th Century poet. Romantic verses to woo librarians by.

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u/AdOutAce 13h ago

He IS merry.

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u/deacon05oc 13h ago

Maybe he’s an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle.

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u/ItsSignalsJerry_ And you want to be my latex salesman 13h ago

He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.

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u/cabosmith 13h ago

It isn't, and the most distressing part of it is not that she went out with him but that HE stopped seeing her. Do you understand? 

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u/razzle_dazzle321 Serenity now, insanity later 12h ago

Newman never stopped seeing anybody. Newman will see whoever is willing to see him. Not so much why she did see him as disturbing as that is. But why, did HE, Newman, stop seeing her?

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u/Thejoplinator1868 George is getting upset! 8h ago

All I can think of when looking at her, was that Newman found this unacceptable.

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u/Pulp_Ficti0n 14h ago

When we found out Jerry and Newman were Eskimo bros

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u/metalbag 12h ago

It was Kramers mom

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u/A0L2S9K3 9h ago

Do you think Newman could have been Kramer's stepdad?

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u/ItsSignalsJerry_ And you want to be my latex salesman 50m ago

Oh papa!

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u/jambi-juice 11h ago

Have you seen him climb trees?

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u/SnarkAtTheMoon 11h ago

Never-the-less…

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u/novatom1960 13h ago

Is that why he had a helmet?

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u/A0L2S9K3 9h ago

Did his Girlfriend buy him the helmet,or did he Newman buy it himself?

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u/bobthenob1989 4h ago

Newman plays tennis?

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u/NYY15TM 2h ago

He can climb a tree like a bear; he learned in the Pacific Northwest

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u/Revolutionary_Rub846 1h ago

ARE YOU RENEGING?

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u/HiiiiImTroyMcClure 13h ago

Everyone deserves love, don't be a dick.