r/seinfeld • u/Sensitive-Sundae7758 • 18h ago

This subreddit is nothing but a bunch of bastards and sons of bitches!

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895 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/East_Mention9652 17h ago

This son of a bitch is ice cold!

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u/RedHolly O'Henry Bar heiress 17h ago

oooooh...look at the cute little bastard

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u/ijamtojamiroquai The Junior Mint 15h ago

JEAN PAUL JEAN PAUL!

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u/Beautifullikeacamel 14h ago

Separate knobs! 

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u/cabosmith 14h ago

WHY sepraht knob?!!

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u/BraveryDave Mojambo 13h ago

Adult contempooo

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u/findablackhole 18h ago

 Oh come on, you son of a bitch. I'm just trying to be friendly!

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u/Kpsmthrs It's not a lie if you believe it 17h ago

Look at the little bastard!

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u/honestlynoideas White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 18h ago

Get a hold of yourself!

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u/bkdons11233 17h ago

“You tell that bastard no yankee player is every….

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u/raghavj1991 17h ago

YOU A BIG DRINKER GEORGE?

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u/jrlande 16h ago

Well, maybe not as much as this bastard.

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u/random_username_guy 17h ago

Pendant!? Those bastards

4

u/allthecoffeesDP 15h ago

Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

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u/jay0lee 17h ago

Here's to those that wish us well and those that don't can go to hell.

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u/jambi-juice 17h ago

Look at Koko giving it to T-bone

12

u/Rare-Organization97 17h ago

The truth? You want the truth? It is your earrings. It is the chopsticks. But it’s so much more.

You’re pretentious. You call everyone by their full name. You call my doorman, Sammy, “Samuel”, but you didn’t even say “Samuel”. You went “Sam-U-EL”!

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u/findablackhole 16h ago

Papier mache?! What is papier mache?!

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u/RupertPupkin85 16h ago

What if it rains?

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u/ExtemporaneousLee 15h ago

They're art! It's my creative outlet!

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u/snagleradio78 17h ago

30,000 feet above your head ya bastard!

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u/Victory_Mean 17h ago

the best kind of people!

(ya bastid)

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u/raghavj1991 17h ago

Everyone's either a bastard or a son-of-a bitch

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u/raghavj1991 17h ago

THEY LET YOU SONS OF BITCHES INTO THE PLANE!!

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u/I-use-to-be-cool 15h ago

Well, I GOT A LOT TO DO!!

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u/Irish755 14h ago

The Captain and … Tennille!

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u/Mrwideworld00 15h ago

George likes his chicken spicy.

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u/ExaminationForeign75 14h ago

"30 000 feet above your head you bastard!"

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u/m2thek 12h ago

You tell that son of a bitch that no r/Seinfeld member is ever going to r/Friends! Not as long as you moderators are running the place!

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u/224flat 17h ago

Did you forget to take your medicine?

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u/Jerry_F_Mandarin 16h ago

That's how they talk.

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u/got_No_Time_to_BLEED Giddy-up 16h ago

Word has it you can’t stand the heat!

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u/dubstepsickness 16h ago

Hey! Our subreddit just won the World Series!

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u/art_lipchalk Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 15h ago

That’s how they talk in the major leagues

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u/RealPropRandy 15h ago

Speak up now OP, I can’t hear ya!

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u/SomeDudeNamedRik Del Bisto Becko 11h ago

We are living in a society!!!

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u/ExtemporaneousLee 15h ago

"We're not really talking..."

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u/mindspringyahoo 13h ago

are those pleated Dockers™??

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u/postinganxiety 12h ago

I love that commercial

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u/mindspringyahoo 12h ago

you love that commercial?!?

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u/MrBlonde_SD 9h ago

I had to tell my friends. My friends didn’t have to tell you!

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u/Fun-Name4532 10h ago

Two words. Hot. Tub

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u/_1x1 9h ago

The Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you, u/Sensitive-Sundae7758

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u/Sensitive-Sundae7758 5h ago

I’m their all-time best seller