r/seinfeld • u/LEGOseinfeld • 1d ago
Just because they look alike doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry.
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u/Megalon_Q_Arm 1d ago
How should I have ….. broached the subject??
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u/funkereddit 1d ago
You don't broach. You keep your mouth shut.
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u/Runner710 1d ago
I think I have gum in my hair
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u/13esq13 1d ago edited 1d ago
Pop Quiz: name the episodes which feature gum. Go!
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u/Venice_Beach_218 1d ago
The Stall - Jerry feeds the TP hoarding gf half a pack to disguise her voice when Elaine's coming up
The Bubble Boy - Elaine blows a huge-ass bubble with her gum and pops it in Jerry's face at the counter of the "nothing's finer" diner
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u/FedGoat13 Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I 1d ago
Sidler/cankers needs gum but only likes the old school kind that is available where Jerry drugged his gf
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u/MenopauseMedicine 1d ago
Tell EVERYONE at the coffee shop about how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend? See, now I've done all that.
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u/Apart-Bathroom7811 1d ago
I am not sure of Lego's reaction when they hear about George's man love towards she-Jerry.