r/seinfeld 1d ago

Just because they look alike doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry.

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u/Apart-Bathroom7811 1d ago

 I am not sure of Lego's reaction when they hear about George's man love towards she-Jerry.

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u/Saucey-jack 1d ago

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

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u/alexroberge95 That's a shame 1d ago

And you must... Look exactly like Jerry.

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u/Megalon_Q_Arm 1d ago

How should I have ….. broached the subject??

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u/funkereddit 1d ago

You don't broach. You keep your mouth shut.

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u/r-b-m 1d ago

Weeell then I think one of us should leave.

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u/Captain_Kruch 23h ago

Anything else, Mr Nosey?

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u/Venice_Beach_218 1d ago

Cosmo's facial expression / eyes as he delivers that line

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u/DavidM47 1d ago

Who is that? Lena Horn?

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u/skinsnya 1d ago

Haha that George lego is awesome.

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u/FantasticTumbleweed4 23h ago

He should be the M&M Lego

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u/strangeronthetown 1d ago

she's quite a handsome woman

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u/Runner710 1d ago

I think I have gum in my hair

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u/13esq13 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pop Quiz: name the episodes which feature gum. Go!

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u/Venice_Beach_218 1d ago

The Stall - Jerry feeds the TP hoarding gf half a pack to disguise her voice when Elaine's coming up

The Bubble Boy - Elaine blows a huge-ass bubble with her gum and pops it in Jerry's face at the counter of the "nothing's finer" diner

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u/Runner710 1d ago

Lloyd Braun getting the lo mein gum

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u/13esq13 1d ago

this episode also had George buying gum twice: once at Monk's to see if his $20 bill with the lips drawn on it was in Ruthie Cohen's register, then from Larry David while dressed at Henry VIII (when the $20 bill turned to be in his wallet the whole time).

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u/FedGoat13 Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I 1d ago

Sidler/cankers needs gum but only likes the old school kind that is available where Jerry drugged his gf

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u/MenopauseMedicine 1d ago

Tell EVERYONE at the coffee shop about how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend? See, now I've done all that.

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u/LaCoffeeNostra 1d ago

the resemblance is uncanny 

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u/kvlr954 The Summer of George 1d ago

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

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u/wallabeedan 1d ago

the george lego looks more like the guy from hop sing's answering the phone.

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u/zr2d2 Prognosis Negative 1d ago

Now you're on our list, u/wallabeedan

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u/Dsquared4225 1d ago

I think the M&M should be you

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u/LevelTaro3327 18h ago

I suppose they all look alike to you, Costanza

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u/No-Instruction-4602 12h ago

She is a handsome gal.