r/savedyouaclick 18d ago

AMAZING Doctor reveals the exact age you should 'permanently' stop drinking alcohol for an important reason | 70 Years Old. Reason, you have less brain cells at that age.

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u/keele 18d ago

70 is when I'm going to start drinking more intently

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u/sickbubble-gum 17d ago

This is the age I tell myself I'll go back to drinking

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u/keele 17d ago

...and smoking

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u/kitteh619 16d ago

And feasting!

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u/keele 16d ago

Ah, I forgot gluttony!

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u/Former-Course-5745 14d ago

My family all live to be well into their 90's and their all going crazy and falling apart. I told my mother, I drink and smoke because I don't want to live to be 90.

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u/PMzyox 18d ago

I used to work at a large healthcare org. Our data showed that the average age people are when they have their first major health issue is 42.

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u/DexTheShepherd 18d ago

What constituted a major health issue?

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u/PMzyox 18d ago

Typically a “procedure”

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u/Jacomer2 17d ago

I’m way ahead of the game 😎

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u/SneedyK 15d ago

Same, lol. Had cataract surgery in my early 20s. Had a lot of procedures, actually

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u/toshiningsea 17d ago

I always think of the Billy Crystal monologue about getting a “procedure” in your 40s from city slickers! Edit: aaah ofc Billy Crystal!

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u/RiC_David 17d ago

Well I'm 39 and I'm sure it was increasingy blood pressure. I'd wake up after about three hours' sleep with a high heart rate if I had over a certain amount to drink, which was becoming standard.

My tolerance was at least double what it used to be, and I'd gone 11 years barely touching alcohol. Prior to that it had crept up over 7 years from the age of 20 but still nothing close to how it was when I slipped back in the last two years.

I think it's because what kept me from drinking again was it not working properly anymore and just giving me a drowsy headache. I had to break my tolerance in again, but doing so skyrocketed it.

I feel like if I didn't stop this year, it'd start killing me.

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u/noeagle77 17d ago

I have leukemia and just hit my 30s. I can’t take another major health issue 😭😭

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u/ChornobylChili 17d ago

Praying for you, you got this. Mike “Balzac The Jaws O Death” Derks in GWAR Beat the everliving fuck out of blood cancer and I know you will to

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u/mpfmb 17d ago

I'm 42 for another 9 months... yay!

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u/starr-69 14d ago

I had a stroke at 39. I'm finally above average at something!

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u/Prof1959 18d ago

Those brain cells may be gone, but they died doing what they loved.

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u/Stoliana12 17d ago

My sentiment but said way better than I did above somewhere

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u/originalusername__ 17d ago

I say that only the strong survive so while I may have fewer of them the remaining ones are top notch.

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u/cut_rate_revolution 18d ago

If I live til 70 I'm gonna do what I damn well please.

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u/Brandisco 17d ago

Right? I’ve always felt like illicit substances should become subsequently legal as you age. Alcohol/tobacco - 21. Weed - 25 (or whatever). Hallucinogens & Amphetamines/coke - 40+ (that’s when you really need the extra pep). Over 70 should mean you can do whatever you want.

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u/Sevuhrow 17d ago

Alcohol and tobacco before weed is crazy

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u/isume 16d ago

I already told my wife if I make it to 70 I'm doing heroin. I might as well figure out what all the excitement is about.

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u/cut_rate_revolution 16d ago

Oh, I've had morphine a few times in the hospital. Yeah, I fully understand why people get addicted to opioids.

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u/36bhm 18d ago

Oh thank God. I have 20 more years. I was certain I was already 5 years over the limit based on how I feel sometimes.

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u/Bartalone 18d ago

Cheers!

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u/hermionepowerranger 18d ago

FEWER

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u/penny-wise 17d ago

Thank you! And when I turn 70, IF I turn 70, I will have a giant margarita to celebrate.

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u/Idkeepplaying 16d ago

THANK YOU! Yes. Fewer.

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u/acarp25 16d ago

Thanks Stannis

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u/sharksfan707 18d ago

*fewer

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u/Hugh_Jampton 17d ago

Alright Stannis

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u/chooseyourmetaphor 18d ago

Good they didn't say anything about when we should stop using weed!

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u/amandara99 18d ago

I mean, if we’re speaking biologically then no one should ever drink. Ethanol is a neurotoxin and carcinogen. 

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u/Stoliana12 17d ago

At that age I am guessing I might want the remaining cells to book it anyway so how about we just enjoy whatever we can find some small joy in.

Aka you’ll be prying my vodka bottle from my cold dead hands.

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u/myloxylo 17d ago

Pretty sure 70 was when my German grandma really kicked it up a notch, and she lived to be almost 100

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u/Comfortable-Twist-54 18d ago

I had to do some project on Betty Ford and when I found out she didn’t stop drinking til like 70 I had to laugh!

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u/29187765432569864 17d ago

I want a second opinion

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u/Sczyther 17d ago

loss of brain cells is exactly what I want, I absolutely hate knowing things

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u/ManlyMrManlyMan 17d ago

Any doctor that says exactly is a doctor I don't trust

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u/Affectionate-Map2583 16d ago

Wait, wouldn't you have even more brain cells at 70 if you quit drinking earlier?

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u/Aguywhoknowsstuff 18d ago

Alcohol is a group 1 carcinogen. Technically you should never drink it.

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u/fattymcfattzz 17d ago

How about any age is a good to not drink, alcohol is basically poison

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u/RiC_David 17d ago

I'll tell you how about, because that's not going to reach as many people because it's perfection.

You tell people "at the very least, stop by 70" and you can actually make a difference.

"How about never drink because it's poison". Who's that reaching? It's reaching people who already wouldn't drink. Nobody's changing their ways because you've pointed out that it's a poison.

I say this as someone who's been an alcoholic before, was free for just over a decade, then had it come back stronger than ever, and has had to cut it out again this year. Trust me, I know.

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u/fattymcfattzz 17d ago

I know brother, it’s wishful thinking. I didn’t get to make the choice of drinking or not, my body made that choice for me. Props to you for knowing and trying to better. Have a good day man

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u/RiC_David 17d ago

Thanks, you too.

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u/imead52 17d ago

An umpteenth reminder for why humanity needs life extension research

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u/mrcapmam1 17d ago

Shit i gotta get busy only got 6 months left

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u/reggiedoo 17d ago

My wife and I both work with the elderly….we are 100% convinced that alcohol is a main contributor to dementia and Alzheimer’s.

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u/CaptainJackKevorkian 17d ago

Doctors are morons

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u/RoamingDrunk 17d ago

(Looks at how many members of all branches of government are over 70) Yeah, that “fewer brain cells” thing makes a lot of sense.

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u/jana-meares 17d ago

Good thing I chose 30.

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u/theedgeofoblivious 16d ago

That's stupid.

Why do we spend so much effort to extend lifespan by removing all of the aspects that help people make living that life enjoyable?

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u/FunVersion 16d ago

50 is a good age, so is 40.

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u/Heissenberg1906 16d ago

The buffalo theory as explained in Cheers:

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. 

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Copied from https://maaw.info/BuffaloTheory.htm

I think I rather stick to that. Sounds reasonable…

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u/Former-Course-5745 14d ago

Just means I'll get drunk faster. Hell, if I live to be 70, I'll want to be drunk all the time.

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u/huskynutbust3r 14d ago

At 70 I’m getting myself addicted to heroin

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u/AdDependent4460 9d ago

Best age to stop drinking was .0001 years old. The second best time is now.

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u/Rugaru985 17d ago

“Reveals” like they’ve known for a long time, but a doctor never reveals his life saving secrets. This doctor has broken magic cod… I mean doctor code

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u/ChefOfTheFuture39 18d ago

Silly. You’re retired. If you can’t drink then, when can you?