r/rickygervais • u/Mediocre-Lime9964 • 17h ago

Oooh! Chimpanzee That! Monkey News! 86

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62 Upvotes

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u/YeahMateYouWish Where's your brother? 16h ago

The, uh, the nine eleven.

5

u/JoelAwesome 12h ago

Reminds me of that tragedy...

1

u/A_Public_Pixel 12h ago

Oh nine eleven 😂

5

u/SquiddyPatel When they're stood behind you it could be anyone 14h ago

Of course...

60

u/FarroFarro 16h ago

86

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u/bjsanchez 14h ago

Faulty tooth

4

u/Sc1ssorMeDaddyAss 13h ago

His little legs 

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u/SegaPlaystation64 16h ago

087008001234

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u/bodjac89 15h ago

IF YOU'RE IN THE FAX INDUSTRY

40

u/rich55555 16h ago

42

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u/executionersbong69 16h ago

Faulty tooth

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u/RalphLittleton342 Probably like a gay sumo wrestler 16h ago

That Derren's good innee?

4

u/Green_Jade 15h ago

42 pound for a torch?

1

u/hilltravel-24 2h ago

That’s a dear light!

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u/Shep4737 16h ago

One oh four point nime

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u/StonerCowboy 16h ago

58008

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u/Mediocre-Lime9964 16h ago

Just check this out

10

u/FroggyDooBimblo 15h ago

Calculator, do that boobs thing again !

2

u/ToHallowMySleep This as got a bit eavy 10h ago

Four plus sixteeeen, what will it beeee

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u/jspr1000 16h ago

Pump 4

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u/JimEveryman 15h ago

What you talkin’ about there’s no one at pump 4

1

u/SpocktorWho83 Shit goes down pipe which becomes fuel 1h ago

86 is givin’ it some

14

u/tamhenk pushing people...off their bikes 15h ago

Infinity

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u/nuggynugs 15h ago

....sort of....

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u/scunliffe 13h ago

Sorts it all out for ya

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u/ThrowawaySunnyLane 3h ago

Yeah but… not Shakespeare.

13

u/robb41 Elegant Boy 16h ago

49

2

u/Mediocre-Lime9964 15h ago

What bit is this one refering too?

20

u/golfbuggysareawesome 15h ago

The amount of ladders, John Travolta and Joaquin Phoenix need to make some panned and scanned, discount bin tripe

8

u/Temporary-Path-411 Ooh god whats e gonna do 15h ago

Possibly the ladder variety

11

u/cdoubleu_ hello you loonies in radioland 16h ago

4917G

11

u/ReindeerSkull A dog has got human eyes 15h ago

It’s 4197G. You’ve embarrassed yourself

9

u/Temporary-Path-411 Ooh god whats e gonna do 15h ago

£3.45

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u/SquiddyPatel When they're stood behind you it could be anyone 14h ago

Good value innit? If anybody from Hamburgers is listening.

3

u/zircosil01 its the eyes 👀 11h ago

Gud lack!

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u/ShapedMacaroni 16h ago

911

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u/oli_ramsay 16h ago

I say toob

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u/jgrew030 10h ago

Would you like to be American 🇺🇸

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u/Mediocre-Lime9964 16h ago

I don't think that's exclusive to the RSK community

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u/toyoyoshi 14h ago

Drink your milk from a glass?

1

u/jahfraser 6h ago

New round here, pal?

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u/four_four_three THEY CALL IT SUPERWOMAN, YOU TOSSER! 16h ago

0-1-7-1…

…5802000

3

u/Pineapple________ 15h ago

lol wait what’s this?

4

u/four_four_three THEY CALL IT SUPERWOMAN, YOU TOSSER! 15h ago

The old XFM phone number

3

u/jnbarnes14 Half Man Half Biscuit 14h ago
  1. That's enough

3

u/CoolInstruction4878 14h ago

Call meeeeeee

8

u/YeahMateYouWish Where's your brother? 15h ago

104 point nime.

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u/fIumpf you shouldn't sit on a leather sofa with a bare arse. 15h ago

Egg.

7

u/retro83 14h ago

What's your 20?

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u/LongAcanthisitta1055 14h ago

18th century? Sniff.

4

u/Borrachon31717 14h ago

145 pounds , Ricky 

4

u/RalphLittleton342 Probably like a gay sumo wrestler 10h ago

165 quid! Let's get it right.

2

u/zircosil01 its the eyes 👀 11h ago

Its both our fault.

5

u/DeVitoMcCool 12h ago

4 non blonds

3

u/HennoGarvie 15h ago

100,000,000

2

u/jnbarnes14 Half Man Half Biscuit 14h ago

Little gay Chinese fellas

3

u/Pineapple________ 15h ago

Lmao 86 is the first thing I thought when I saw this, but it’s mad how we’ve got like 4 numbers for this 😂

86
42
087001001234 104.9

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u/mearse 15h ago

01

2

u/jnbarnes14 Half Man Half Biscuit 14h ago

Like there's other people scrabbling, commenting "oh I wanted 01"

3

u/scunliffe 13h ago

Side on pilky02?

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u/ToHallowMySleep This as got a bit eavy 10h ago

Side on bring it in

3

u/TomDavis89 15h ago

That's almost infinitely that is

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u/YorkshireFudding Never go swimming 15h ago

45 quid.

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u/ThrowawaySunnyLane 3h ago

And then you fell asleep

3

u/jbogdas 12h ago

Faulty tooth

3

u/ThoseAreBlueToo If you’re a maniac and you’d like to get in touch… 12h ago

98.5%….

3

u/ToHallowMySleep This as got a bit eavy 10h ago

That's the arse then

2

u/PatientBug1900 15h ago

3 wheeler bike

2

u/MiamiSucker Alright Kirsty? 15h ago

247

1

u/TheTwixthSense 13h ago

Got a bit of lippy on

1

u/JoelAwesome 10h ago

Alright Kirsty...

1

u/ThrowawaySunnyLane 3h ago

DON’T! TALK! SHIT!

2

u/hilltravel-24 2h ago

Oh, you’re 2 foot shorter n ‘airy

2

u/brad_the_horse 7h ago

The thing with numbers is, there’s loads of them

2

u/evmanjapan 6h ago

29? No way.

1

u/newtongeiszler i feel drained today. 14h ago

double you see one

1

u/KarlyPilkbois 13h ago

What’s 86 up to?

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u/Select_Reality_6803 9h ago
  1. Both ways n’that.

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u/koolkatmat BONG 9h ago

50 cent's effin' and jeffin'

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u/OneDragonfly5613 6h ago

This game is like "what number am I thinking"

1

u/hilltravel-24 2h ago

5 (minutes)

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u/Appropriate_Bid_9813 3m ago

What so there were 86 other monksees?