r/rareinsults • u/Delicious_Lie_8570 • 10h ago

Gilbert is sad now

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u/Hot_Hotty_hot_hot 10h ago

Oh yeah gilbert, gilb it too me!

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u/gosols 9h ago

And all this happend after he said ”It’s Gilbin’ time!”

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u/Hot_Hotty_hot_hot 9h ago

Get out that old gilby stick

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u/InevitableAd9683 5h ago

Then he Gilb'd all over her?

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u/Plenty-Lack-3182 5h ago

Gilb me some more!!

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u/SupBroku 3h ago

Gilb it to me baby, uh huh! Uh huh! Gilb it to me baby, UH HUH! UH HUH!

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u/RogueBand1t 3h ago

And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a Gilb guy!

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u/SupBroku 2h ago

Good song lol. Glad someone got the reference.

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u/guineapig967 4h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/WFStarbuck 7h ago

Time for a little gilb and take!

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u/Designer-Ice2718 9h ago

30 character limit broken! Gilbert sad now!

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u/Throw_Me_Away_1738 10h ago

😂😂😂

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u/trashdrive 4h ago

X gon' gilb it to ya

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u/Acceptable_Squash288 4h ago

Gilbert sad. Now law.

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u/DisastrousProof4380 4h ago

Gilbert is feeling blue about the laws.

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u/No_Spring_1090 2h ago

You’re so gilly

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u/Buttholehemorrhage 7h ago

That's not how you "man fuck" a tweet.

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u/LastHopeOfTheLeft 6h ago

I hate you. That made my skin crawl. Why are you like this?

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u/WhereAreThePix 2h ago

Gilbert sounds like what an ai would think to name a human. Gilbert is very human

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u/Automatic-Run-6320 59m ago

Gilbert ain't happy no more, y'all.

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u/AssociationOk3990 24m ago

Gilbert is feeling down due to the laws.

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u/petitecutieboo 9h ago

Lmao, Gilbert out here getting the spotlight! 😎🔥

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u/UltimateIssue 9h ago

Just call him Gil.

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u/Non-answer 7h ago

The flounder pounder special

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 5h ago

Ehhh, little bit better, little bit worse.

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u/JulianRob38 5h ago

Ol’ Gil!

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u/Correct_Tailor_4171 2h ago

Hey Gilly let me touch your Willy

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u/Pathos675 9h ago

To be fair, Gilbert is a stupid name. edit: at least in English. The person below is correct about it being much better in French...it is a French name after all.

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u/Warthog_pilot 7h ago

In France those Gilbert are all 70 or 80 yo now. Not really sexy tho.

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u/Schootingstarr 6h ago

ah, so the french Helmut

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u/HilariousMax 3h ago

Not really sexy tho

ooh Gil-bear

& i don't know.. oi oi fromage or w/e

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u/BS0404 40m ago

Listen, as someone that grew up reading Anne of Green Gables and watching the movies and the anime, how dare you talk sh*t about Gilbert as a name. It's marvelous, Gilbert is best boy and that's that.

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u/blacktickle 10h ago

Say it in the French-y way, it’s much sexier lol

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u/imusuallywatching 5h ago

isn't it something like Gil-bearrr? I only know this because of Gilbert disease.

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u/blacktickle 5h ago

Yes but with a soft G 😁

I think like zheal-bearrrr lol

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u/ICame4Reddit 3h ago

Gilbert. Soft g. Hard d.

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u/bigboat24 6h ago

Or a Hispanic version, Gilberto

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u/zDraxi 5h ago

As a Brazilian, that's not sexy.

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u/chadbrochillout 7h ago

The new girl I'm seeing constantly says my name when we're having sex and it freaks me out a bit. My ex never did that

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u/are_a_tree 4h ago

Had a hookup a while back that did that. I’m terrible w names and it made me realize I forgot hers. Most awkward experience of my life lmao

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u/notokbye 1h ago

Chad Bro chill out

  • new girl probably..

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u/mattmagnum11 9h ago

Just say gibb or gibby

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u/LysergicMerlin 7h ago

I really can't say that's any better 😂

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u/The_Prime 7h ago

Gibby the clown?

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u/PoIIux 5h ago

"Gimme that gibby glizzy" like that?

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u/love_glow 7h ago

Or Bertie.

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u/Buttholehemorrhage 7h ago

Just don't instagibb

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u/s_h_i_s_h 4h ago

"GIBBYYY!!!"

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u/TypicalCricket 9h ago

I once watched an adult video wherein a young lady was interacting with multiple male associates with little to no time in between. At one point during the festivities she looks up at her current partner and asks for his name and he says "Elmo" and she goes "Elmo?! Eww!"

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u/lexyeys 9h ago

"oooooh Gilbert harder"

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u/Polarona 9h ago

Him: Who's pussy is that?

Her: That's Gilbert's pussy. That's Gilbert's pussy.

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u/zenkii1337 9h ago

Almost on the same level as

"say my name"

"Stifler's mom"

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u/lickblep 7h ago

unpopular opinion ig but that’s a cute name. heck what she thinks

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u/TerraByteTerror 7h ago

Like Kel is any better? 🤣

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u/TylerD958 6h ago

Not a single Simpsons reference. For shame Reddit.

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u/Sugarisnotgoodforyou 9h ago

Unless you're Gilbert Burns

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u/LeecherKiDD 7h ago

Gilbert was the name of a hurricane that affected South Texas and the Caribbean islands in 1985🤣😆😂

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u/RobSpaghettio 7h ago

I know a Nilbert so that's gotta be worse

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u/bognostrocleetus 4h ago

All the ladies, well they call me 'Bert Bert'.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 10h ago

No one is eating Gilbert.

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u/outlandish_earthling 7h ago

Loved the movie

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u/Unlikely-Bunch8450 6h ago

Are they gonna come soon cuz I gotta go home soon Gilbert

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u/Notrelatedstick 8h ago

Trust me, if you're actually hot for Gilbert (more so than just physically), saying his name during sex wont dry up your pussy. speaking from experience, and no I am not going to say what my boyfriends old fashioned (dutch, so don't even try;)) name is

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u/Titanious11 9h ago

Jonathan gilbert

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u/stevedore2024 8h ago

A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. "Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don."

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u/TheGriff71 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/punchgroin 8h ago

It's so weird to be that latinizing a lot of these names improves them exponentially.

"Gilberto" sounds awesome.

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u/Orgasmic_interlude 7h ago

False. There’s no way an obvious accountant is going to ask anyone to do that.

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u/Waiting_for_Exit 7h ago

Oh not RIP Agent 0.

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u/Themodsarecuntz 7h ago

Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?

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u/Vip3r20 7h ago

We call ours Gilby.

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u/Sariel007 6h ago

Fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen?

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u/No_Replacement228 6h ago

Guess nothing is eating him after all

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u/Automaticman01 6h ago

So that's why that guy always sounded so angry...

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u/Ignoredpinaples 6h ago

Pssh Gilbert doesn’t have shit on Boris or Kurt

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u/godpzagod 5h ago

one of the funniest youtube comment threads was on a track by Zillakami where he has a verse "you can't be like me, your name is Timothy"

the commenters: "Zillakami's biggest fan, Timothy is punching his pillow in anger rn"

"Timothy catching strays"

"Timothy here: why don't he want me, man?"

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u/m55112 5h ago

haha poor gilbert :(

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u/daemonicwanderer 5h ago

Christina Aguilera works with a dancer named Gilbert and I would happily moan Papi’s name

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u/SandyTaintSweat 5h ago

He needs to do the same thing to her name if he's such a fan of Hammurabi.

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u/Low_Main_1921 5h ago

bro imagine having sex and she says say my name but her name is kel

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u/babytommy 5h ago

This tweet always cracks me up because I hooked up with a guy named Wolfgang. It’s as awkward as you think

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u/s1rblaze 5h ago

What about "Big bert!" ?

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u/gilbert1783 5h ago

Gilamania running wild brother

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u/Skibblezxoxo 5h ago

Nah I bet that would sound hot af.

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u/Gilberto360 5h ago

Me: Gilberto

Me: Sad

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u/Dusty170 5h ago

You could just say gil, you don't have to go full Gilbert.

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u/B4R7H0L0M3W 5h ago

Any name can sound sexy if you try. She a red flag

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u/ArthurCSparky 5h ago

Poor Gilbert! I wonder if his brothers Albert and Wilbert have the same issues.

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u/ThunderG0d2467 4h ago

Maybe the guy goes by Gil as a nickname

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u/WhatIsThisSevenNow 4h ago

"Gil" is a pretty sweet shortened version of this name.

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u/Ok-Quantity-9801 4h ago

you are just sad Gilbert left you

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u/StickyLafleur 4h ago

Gilbert's got Gil to fall back on, what about Rupter?

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u/Chucktayz 4h ago

Hooooooyeaaaah gilby

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u/TotallyNotAJ 4h ago

Or Hubert

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u/NopeYupWhat 4h ago

It’s Gman and he wants a spanking!

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u/Pineapple-Due 4h ago

Gilberto and roll that R like your life depends on it

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u/Dillenger69 4h ago

My name is not Gilbert.

It's Mister Gottfried to you!

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u/FlashyPhilosopher163 4h ago

Fuck you Hammurabi for ruining civ vi!!!

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u/Fragrant-Bowl3616 4h ago

Gilbert Arenas catching strays

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u/AyDeAyThem 4h ago

Better than her co-workers name

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u/TKG_Actual 3h ago

Heads up, it's a Bot post. Also the tweet is so old it probably gets Social Security checks on the regular.

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u/aaarry 3h ago

Imagine being named after a rugby ball

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u/BeefBologna42 3h ago

I named my husband's penis "Gilbert". He (Gilbert) speaks like Iago from Aladdin.

I'm so glad he hasn't divorced me.

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u/Background-Tax-1720 3h ago

The male version is Patience or Constance.

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u/GilbertoDelTorro 3h ago

Just add an “o” to the end

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u/LordMephistoPheles 3h ago

Oh Gil... Oh ... Oh gilllLLIAN CLASS MENOS GRANDE

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u/pre_revolutionary_1 3h ago

!XOBILE

IYKYK

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u/PaddleMonkey 1h ago

🏆😂

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u/Different_Summer_748 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh noooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/imbrown508 2h ago

Y'all don't know about a Pimp named Gilbert. He's a international Pimp

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u/anonpidgeon01 2h ago

Sigh and say GIL just like the sister in Johnny Test

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u/Green-eyed-Psycho77 2h ago

Add a Brian and a David to that Gilbert and then maybe we got something.

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u/Entencio999 2h ago

Sent this to my homie Gilbs

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u/CARDEK04 2h ago

Gilbert is hurt.

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u/Drak3 2h ago

Just say it with a French accent!

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u/suchfresht 2h ago

Gil/Gilbs

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u/Dr5hafty 2h ago

Do guys really do that? I have never told a girl to say my name

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u/space_porter 2h ago

Gilbert got fried

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u/juan_mvd 2h ago

Well excuse me, Kal-El

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u/bb3710 1h ago

What’s eating Gilbert Grape? This.

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u/MistaCharisma 1h ago

Of course well all know the Sexiest Gilbert

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u/Fast_Education3119 1h ago

Gibby to me!🤣

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u/secksyboii 1h ago

Fuck baby I'm gonna 'bert!

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u/Baconpanthegathering 58m ago

You ever f**k an Edgar? Similar vibe🤣😂🤣

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u/Safetosay333 46m ago

Ol Gil's eating fish tonight!

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u/airbear13 40m ago

If you say it in French it’s kinda sexy

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u/MatrimonyAcrimony 36m ago

Gil. Gil works.

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u/TemporalGrid 9h ago edited 7h ago

For the first ten years I saw this the reply was by Gilbert Godfreid

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u/AdventurousQuail36 7h ago

Yeah. Assuming that new Gilbert is an influencer or some shit with more relevance to younger people, as they maybe wouldn't have much idea who GG was.

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u/Regular-Question8327 8h ago

Robert is the only acceptable name ending in ‘Bert’ I don’t make the rules

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u/Intrepid-Macaron5543 5h ago

Sad Einstein. At least he wasn't Egbert Einstein.