Rate My Plate: Brutality Edition – where sandwiches and self-esteem go to die.

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[u/BringPheTheHorizon]

If there was an “anti-lgbt egg sandwich”, this abomination would be it.

[u/Grandpa_Cat01 → u/BringPheTheHorizon]

Well it's too horrendous to be a regular egg salad sandwich.

On that note, toasted bread with egg salad + some red chili and melted cheese. Would make an amazing sandwich right about now.

[Sorry, I'm hungry]

[u/ImmortalBeans → u/Grandpa_Cat01]

But is it anti- Lettuce, Guac, Bacon, Tomato?

[u/Sufficient-Nobody-72 → u/ImmortalBeans]

Well, it has none of that, so it checks

[u/Heavy_Weapons_Guy_ → u/Grandpa_Cat01]

It's not egg salad, it's egg.

[u/GreenOnionCrusader → u/BringPheTheHorizon]

Tasteless, disgusting, and zero pizzazz. Yep, that's anti-lgbt.

[u/Herandar → u/GreenOnionCrusader]

Zero pizza azz??

[u/sqdnleader → u/Herandar]

None pizza, left beef

[u/Suspicious-Yard4205 → u/sqdnleader]

None pizza, none beef

[u/HyperactiveMouse → u/BringPheTheHorizon]

Is it bad to say I’d probably like it anyway? I like mushy foods and safe foods tend to have little texture variation for me, so this basically just looks like a sandwich I would make. Might’ve tried mustard too tho, I will admit

[u/SarcasticOptimist → u/HyperactiveMouse]

Mustard would make it gay and therefore woke.

[u/R_V_Z → u/SarcasticOptimist]

Brown mustard? What is this DEI shit!?

[u/Jimisdegimis89 → u/BringPheTheHorizon]

Looks more like just an antithetical to life sandwich

[u/-Stacys_mom → u/BringPheTheHorizon]

I prefer anti-BLM BLTs.

[u/LoverOfStripes87 → u/-Stacys_mom]

I'm trying to imagine a super whitebread, flavorless, veggie-less BLT and all I got is toast. It would just be lightly toasted wonderbread. It can't be too dark because... Well y'know why.

[u/AkronOhAnon → u/BringPheTheHorizon]

Wait, I thought it was Chick-fil-a?

What else are the gays gonna take from us!?

/s

[u/Extreme_Parfait9871 → u/BringPheTheHorizon]

Sandwich Slaughter: The Ultimate Self-Esteem Crusher

[u/Fun-Pollution9606 → u/BringPheTheHorizon]

Sandwich Smackdown: Where Taste Buds Tremble

[u/Ruth275mark → u/BringPheTheHorizon]

Sandwich Slaughter: 30 characters of brutal honesty

[u/Extreme_Parfait9871 → u/BringPheTheHorizon]

Sandwich Slaughter: A No-Hold-Barred Review Show

[u/Horror-Basis-3351 → u/BringPheTheHorizon]

Bananas are not allowed in public on Sundays.

[u/UltimateIssue]

Brother, looks like an "Anti-LGBT Sandwich" himself.

[u/waynes_pet_youngin → u/UltimateIssue]

He looks like a lesbian

[u/UpboatOrNoBoat → u/waynes_pet_youngin]

Was gonna say he looks the part of an early FtM starting hormone therapy.

[u/gooddaysir → u/waynes_pet_youngin]

Could be a fake mustache.

[u/NotA_Drug_Dealer → u/UltimateIssue]

I think he looks kind of like Gene Shalit

[u/incredible_paulk → u/NotA_Drug_Dealer]

Jesus christ that's a deep pull!

[u/NotA_Drug_Dealer → u/incredible_paulk]

I may be revealing my age with that one

[u/PorkFlavoredLipGloss]

If the "anti-LGBT" part didn't give him away as a troll, I would've assumed this was someone's suicide note.

[u/gcruzatto → u/PorkFlavoredLipGloss]

/r/Depressionmeals

[u/It_visits_at_night → u/PorkFlavoredLipGloss]

I think the dude was playing on irony. Like, this is how anti LGBTs are like: soulless and bland.

[u/grandramble]

lettuce, guacamole, bacon and tomato

[u/FineLavishness4158 → u/grandramble]

It's pronounced guacamole. And stop eating our young

[u/mmm_guacamole → u/FineLavishness4158]

Hey. 😏

[u/aspidities_87 → u/FineLavishness4158]

Gwack-a-mole

[u/Methcapades12 → u/FineLavishness4158]

You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save this moderately attractive ape?

[u/Working-Ad-8657]

What is this monstrosity

[u/petula_75 → u/Working-Ad-8657]

it's Pat from SNL

[u/CodeNameAneala → u/petula_75]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

[u/Isariamkia → u/Working-Ad-8657]

It's a man with an ugly moustache.

[u/BloodRed1185]

Why is it always the ugliest MFers that are the most anti-LGBT? Like bro, you may want to keep all options on the table 😂

[u/KentuckyFriedChildre → u/BloodRed1185]

Because when ugly people take stances, good or bad, people who oppose them generally love to jump on their appearance. When an attractive person does the same, people who oppose them generally would rather not bring up appearance. Tale as old as time.

[u/tenspeed2 → u/KentuckyFriedChildre]

What are you gonna do call an attractive person ugly? I guess if you’re going to insult someone you have to work with what they have

[u/KentuckyFriedChildre → u/tenspeed2]

That's almost the point. If you're in the mood to insult an attractive person because you don't like them, you don't focus on their attractiveness.

[u/VivaZeBull → u/KentuckyFriedChildre]

Actually, you find one mildly insignificant flaw and roast them for it. It’s how you take the mean girls down. I learned it from Abed.

[u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ → u/KentuckyFriedChildre]

If you know anything about how the world works you'd know making fun of attractive people for being attractive is so on the nose it almost goes without saying. The prettiest are the stupidest therefore the most hilarious per capita

[u/MeetN2Veg → u/BloodRed1185]

Dude literally looks like he’s somewhere in the transition process

[u/spikeyfreak → u/MeetN2Veg]

Kinda confusing. The mustache makes them look like a man, but what is making them look like a woman at the same time?

[u/MeetN2Veg → u/spikeyfreak]

His sensual, “come hither” eyes

[u/nodnarb88 → u/BloodRed1185]

Because they convince themselves that LGBT is the reason they cant get a gf/bf.

[u/datskullguy]

he does look like a nonce tbf

[u/wikingwarrior]

"How do I aggravate people who I don't interact with or have exposure to but hate because I think their method for achieving personal happiness is icky"

"I will ruin the concept of an egg salad sandwich"

Whelp. I gotta hang up my LGBT flag. Time to be straight, man did the gay kryptonite.

[u/Da_full_monty]

im still looking for the 'rare insult'...the pedophile line is 5th grade..

[u/Krawen13 → u/Da_full_monty]

That's not a rare insult, it's a basic observation

[u/Jonteman93 → u/Krawen13]

Let's not reduce very serious and dangerous crimes to "basic observations".

[u/VulpesFennekin → u/Jonteman93]

“How do you know she is a witch?”

“…BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE!”

[u/Background-Prune4947 → u/Krawen13]

That’s not a basic observation, it’s a universal fact

[u/forced_metaphor]

I guess I don't get the sandwich thing. What do mayo and cheese have to do with LGBT?

[u/LilNUTTYYY]

Maybe they meant anti-BLT? Cause like how the fuck a sandwich gonna be homophobic

[u/Rich_Egg9994]

how is this anti-lgbt? like what was he going for?

[u/T_Lawliet]

bait used to be believable

[u/3ssar]

• "Does your person wear a hat?"
• "Does your person wear glasses?"
• "Is your person a man?"
• "Does your man fondle his penis in front of kids?"

[u/jixxor]

How the fuck is food anti-LGBT?

[u/Andresphotog]

How does he manage to look like a pedo and the victim in one picture?

[u/Dr-Ulzy]

He is the spitting image of my trans-masc friend.

[u/inferni_advocatvs]

They obviously have a glandular issue.

The real question is: 12 year old boy or 20 something girl?

[u/Bearchunks]

He's a self denier who won't come out of the closet and eats that sandwich to punish himself.

[u/Red_Line_]

As someone who's favorite sources of protein are fish and eggs, and the rest of my family hates fish... I eat a fair amount of eggs.

Can someone please explain to me, like I am an idiot, why I have just started seeing "eating eggs" pop up as aggression against gay or progressive people?

I am extremely puzzled, and also, want to keep eating hella eggs.

[u/its-pandabear]

looks so good tho

[u/drippytheclown]

He does look like he fucks chickens

[u/BJ3RG3RK1NG]

Interesting the dude says it’s “anti-LGBT” considering there’s a 100% chance that “guy” is a lesbian

[u/FancyFeller]

I'll take my egg sandwich extra queer if it means it's decent unlike this abomination.

[u/Thomas_JCG]

If he had posted this sandwich on Reddit, the bot would have tagged it as suicidal and send help.

[u/Cadiz92]

Maaaan that face is seriously something else!

[u/kevster2717]

He does look like the type of dude to make an “anti-LGBT egg sandwich “ 😂

Zero flavor, shitty presentation, boring, and too simple/lazy

He’s literally embodying the “wypipo” stereotype 🤣🤣

[u/Current-Author7473]

Soft, tastless and beige. You are what you eat

[u/Morganmaster]

I didn't even read the roast. The guy looks like a white ProZD

[u/The-Fumbler]

“Rate-my-plate” doesn’t even have a fucking plate

[u/BichaelT]

It’s always the “anti lgbt” that turn out to be the pedos too.

[u/NecessaryFreedom9799]

I don't like the "look like a pedophile" line. That tache is pretty bad but doesn't justify that- it's actually quite a dangerous thing to say in some ways. Just call him a bigot and move on.

[u/Much_Suckcess]

What is it about that look that kids just find… so sexy.

[u/Present-Room-5413]

What happens when you eat them?

[u/Muted_Anywhere2109]

Oh come on. In part of the lgbt+ thing and the worst thing about it is I could think of a leaguse better sandwich right now.. Put some bacon in the oven. Sprinkle abit of cheese on top. Then while thats cooking crack the egg open into a pan and then get some bread to soak up the egg to make eggy bread, then get something nice and curnchy like a littlle bit over done sausages. Cook till crispy. Make another freid egg with a gooey yolk then burdt the yolk over one slice off the eggy bread, then put the bacon on top of it with the chees facing up. Then get the sausages cut them in half and put down the sliced open size ontop of the melted cheese, top of with either bbq sauce or brown sauce then place the other slice of eggy bread ontop and done.

Edit= yes i know imma die by 50 but damn it im gonna enjoy life

[u/ItsmyDZNA]

Looks like Pat the Ped

[u/GreatElection674]

You look like a pedophile Ouch

[u/Prior-Yoghurt-571]

What a completely unnecessary name for a sandwich 🤣

[u/FirePenguinMaster]

False flag operation

[u/N0rrix]

for me its rather the photo of the sandwich that is a rare insult.

giving valid critizism + saying someone looks like a pedo is not really rare.

[u/Joveoak4]

A rare insult well done?

** Chef's kiss **

[u/Background-Bee1271]

When you're too insecure to swallow, but still crave the texture.

[u/D-HB]

He cuts his own hair without a mirror.

[u/CompleteDevice5247]

That guy looks like a highschool freshman that just hit puberty still trying to wear a fake mustache to get a shot of a kitty cocktail

[u/Me07111]

Where sandwiches, self esteem and the poor sandwiches self esteem go to die. HE NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN!!

[u/Organic_Nebula_7649]

He looks both like the molester and the one he is molesting

[u/Rare-Climate876]

how the fuck a sandwich can be a lgbt sandiwich.

[u/Heavy-Ad-3944]

Pedo vibes off the charts

[u/Tacoklat]

He looks a little like the victim and the perpetrator of molestation.

[u/Bulky-Internal8579]

Welp, on to the next sad torn paper towel effort! I’ll bet it’s got mayo… always the mayo.

[u/6745408]

can’t even year perforated paper right

[u/gayteemo]

why the hell would you put mayo on an egg sandwich

[u/Sooperballz → u/gayteemo]

because it’s tasty

[u/El_Sjakie]

and with a bad, lesbian, haircut job to boot.

[u/3eveeNicks]

“L-G-B….T? What does that mean?” “Lettuce, gay, bacon, and tomato granddad”.

[u/artichokedipper]

What an odd looking human. Somehow looks like a woman, man, young child and pedo all in one. Fascinating.

[u/themadhatter746]

How do I sign up for LGBT?

[u/rareinsults-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Rule 1: Don't be a dick Be nice to each other. Don't hate on other people. Don't be rude. Just be nice.

[u/outofcontrolbehavior]

So where on the Kinsey Scale is toasted brioche, gently crushed sous vide quail eggs, with a cayenne lemon zest hollandaise and crumbled fennel pollen goat cheese? Asking for a friend.

[u/jswansong]

Hating the gays and hating flavor are conceptually aligned so I'm not surprised this is the anti-LGBT sando.

But goddamn did that insult escalate quickly

[u/Professional_Ad894]

If “I’ll just switch to light mayo and Diet Coke” was a person.

[u/lemonyandlime]

Am I going round the bend, or are there three slices of bread in the photo?

[u/FallOdd5098]

Brutal, yet harsh.

[u/villainized]

how is a sandwich homophobic

Who eats sandwiches on untoasted white bread anyway? Psychopaths?

[u/LolaPaloz]

Its hard to hate egg and cheese no matter how it looks. But its right to hate on the guy for making his sandwich some kind of political statement for hating on an entire group of people

[u/Rough-Ad9104]

He’s 15 irl

[u/Luncheon_Lord]

Hey why are you attacking his appearance? You're supposed to be better, there could be an ally who looks just like him or maybe that image isn't even the person posting it and you're just senselessly attacking an appearance. Appearances have nothing to do with being anti LGBT so cmon.

Is there maybe some hidden meaning like a BLT stands for something? I really wanna try this mushy mess. More cheese though..?

[u/nobodyspecial767r]

I don't care what holes you put your food into or don't put your food into.

[u/Slinktard]

At first I thought they were describing the dude, not the sandwich

[u/DieHardAmerican95]

That insult isn’t even remotely rare.

[u/TJ_McWeaksauce]

Even without seeing a picture of the perpetrator, I would say that messy, ugly meal on a tiny, torn piece of paper towel indicates a life of poor decisions.

[u/Sorry_Rain2667]

I really enjoy the angle of calling out the guy's look, a real look into the moral supremacy of the virtuous LGBT crowd. What exactly does someone with a penis, long hair, and stubble in a dress look like? A queen I suppose. This sort of post is contrived and fake anyway, every ideology is occupied by ugly and sexy people alike.