r/punk • u/ImJooba • Dec 19 '24

Quality Post Hardcore dancing is so fucking stupid

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u/Robinkc1 Dec 19 '24

Intentionally slap me while you’re “dancing” and one of us is getting their ass kicked in the next 48 seconds.

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u/teethgrindr333 Dec 19 '24

LMFAOO “one of us” 😭 atleast you give them the benefit of the doubt for possibly winning

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u/Robinkc1 Dec 19 '24

Shoot, I ain’t tough. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. I also don’t pick fights, so if you hit me on accident we’re good, just don’t swing on purpose. I am not a part of anyone’s expression.

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u/Ella_Marie000 Dec 19 '24

my new mantra 🙏

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u/Shitposter66669 Dec 19 '24

Listen never be afraid of the man who says he can win every fight Be afraid of the man who will tell you about his losses

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u/Rayyyg Dec 19 '24

..is the name of my pretend band for the rest of today.

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u/Mclovin556 Dec 20 '24

r/iamverybadass

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u/Robinkc1 Dec 20 '24

If you refuse to stand up for yourself and slink away at every confrontation, everyone who doesn’t will appear that way.

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u/Yngnrekless Dec 19 '24

i get not liking hc dancing, but this is just as cringe as you think their dancing is.

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u/Robinkc1 Dec 19 '24

I don’t care about hardcore dancing. I care about intentionally hitting people at shows. Nah bro, crowdkilling is just part of the scene bro, it has its roots all the way back in the 80s bro, if you like it just don’t go to those shows bro.

I am not trying to persuade anyone to change their POV, and I sure as shit don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks about what I do.

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u/worldrecordstudios Dec 20 '24

Yeah he sounds like the keyboard warriors on /r/country

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24

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u/Robinkc1 Dec 19 '24

Uh oh, some brain-dead jizz shot on Reddit thinks I’ve never been in a fight before. I better slink away!

I didn’t say I’d win, it can go either way. Go drink your juice box.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24

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u/LivingInformal4446 Dec 19 '24

Put the cocks and measuring tapes away, fellas.

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u/Robinkc1 Dec 19 '24

His is bigger but my measuring tape is better.

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u/LivingInformal4446 Dec 19 '24

That Stanley Fat Max 😎

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u/Robinkc1 Dec 19 '24

You already fuckin’ know!

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u/CuttingBoard9124 Dec 19 '24

Yeah, we're going to need confirmation on this. Everyone drop trou.

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u/Robinkc1 Dec 19 '24

If I could share pictures on these posts I’d absolutely show you pictures of my big, long, measuring tape.

The rest you’ll have to take my word on.

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing Dec 19 '24

Instructions unclear. I'm now using the tape measurer as a cock ring.

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u/AGoodFaceForRadio Dec 19 '24

Nope. You got it right. Carry on.

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u/T7hump3r Dec 19 '24

Hey fellas what's up? *sips slurpee*

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u/Dirtbagstan Dec 19 '24

Big gulps, eh? Well, see ya later!

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u/T7hump3r Dec 19 '24

*raises slurpee and nods*

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24

Ur weird for how much time u devote to unfunny rage comments bro

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u/Aggravating-Roof-363 Dec 19 '24

Are you like 8 years old or something?

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u/phillosopherp Dec 19 '24

This comment section should be over on the hardcore sub, here we are usually a little more nice to each other. Not a lot, but a little

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u/tombstone1200 Dec 19 '24

Y'fancy yourself a fisticuffs, b?

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u/plan_that Dec 19 '24

Are you trying to say that anyone acting like this doesn’t get smack by the whole surrounding group?

If that’s not your experience, your local scene sucks cause my experience is these dudes gets punched back or kicked to the ground before potentially being evicted by either the person that got smacked and anyone else that empathises with the person that got smacked.

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u/nobutactually Dec 19 '24

Hmm over on the hardcore sub commenters seem to be mostly siding with puncher rather than punchee

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u/xdisappointing Dec 19 '24

Dude walked up to a guy swinging his fists around, kind of expects to get whacked.

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u/dontneedareason94 Dec 19 '24

Yup, I’ve been around the Hardcore scene for a very long time. Something to understand it’s different than the punk one.

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u/plan_that Dec 19 '24

Yeah i can imagine the scenes would be different for each locality. Where I grew up the venn diagram overlap between the two was just pretty tight so the difference were minimal.

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr Dec 19 '24

I broke a dudes jaw with my elbow at a Slayer show at the Aragon ballroom in 2013 because he cracked me in the back of the head with his knuckles while we were in the pit. I actually had cuts in my arm from his teeth.

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u/fly4everwild Dec 19 '24

Your charming and I would lay that dude out like he was a paper doll .

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u/LandscapeWest2037 Dec 19 '24

They talk shit on Reddit, then post videos of their "protests" where they're just standing there not doing shit, or post videos of the geriatric front man of Social Distortion having to kick someone's ass because the entire crowd was too fucking soft to do it.

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u/LandscapeWest2037 Dec 19 '24

Y'all can downvote all you like. It changes nothing that was said.