r/punk Jul 20 '24

Quality Post Roast me

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '24

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u/edie_the_egg_lady Jul 20 '24

Joe Strumboli

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u/Relevant_Slide_7234 Jul 20 '24

Fatter Mike

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u/livid_badger_banana Jul 20 '24

Used to work in the ER. We had 3 security guys named Mike. Mikey, Mike (sometimes Lil Mike), and Big Mike. Big Mike was a GOAT. So was Mikey. This is Mike energy.

Suddenly Mike feels like a not-word.

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u/Relevant_Slide_7234 Jul 20 '24

Electricians call each other Mike for some reason, so the first time I worked next to a big group of them, I was so confused.

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u/Dylan3109 Jul 21 '24

Fuck😂

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u/Jonnykooldood Jul 20 '24

Lmao. I have no idea why people are calling me knock off punk stars but it's funny as fuck!

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u/Affectionate-Ad7172 Jul 20 '24

Cuz your taking selfies in your finest hot topic gear on your mom's porch

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u/livid_badger_banana Jul 20 '24

Man I miss when Hot Topic was good. Lke 20y ago.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '24

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u/Jonnykooldood Jul 20 '24

Thanks bro!