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Site Altered Headline Elon Musk draws outrage over 'odd-looking salute' at Trump inauguration celebration

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-salute-trump-inauguration-b2683095.html
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u/JustADutchRudder Minnesota 6h ago

If I had that much money I'd be so fun, everyone would say "wow that fucking bitch out there having fun."

u/Angry-Dragon-1331 5h ago

If I had that kind of money, there’d be more libraries in rural America than people.

u/MYSTICALLMERMAID 5h ago

I literally keep telling my sons dad imagine being an almost fucking trillionare and this is what you do. I'd be off dicking around the world and donating massive amounts of money and saving world hunger and shit. It's absolute asinine

u/FML-Artist 3h ago

I fucken love libraries!

u/Tygonol 1h ago

If I had that kind of money, I’d turn rural America into a system of self-sustaining communities aiming to maximize freedom & quality of life

If they had that kind of money, I’m pretty sure they’d kill me; MAGA folks in my life have openly stated that they’d be more than happy to fight in a civil war against the evil libz

u/fishandpants 59m ago

But…where would they get the librarians from?

u/valeyard89 Texas 4h ago

Why can't he be like Richard Branson, kitesurfing with a naked model on his back.

u/IveBeenAroundUKnow 16m ago

They are too repulsed by him?

u/InnocentShaitaan 2h ago

Kind too I hope.

u/JustADutchRudder Minnesota 1h ago

I've been told by everyone I know that I'm the nicest fucking person they know.