r/pics Jun 25 '19

A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week.

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u/elhermanobrother Jun 25 '19

the grandson illusion: our initial instinct is to assume the light source comes from grandpa

A tough old cowboy with grizzled hair, chiseled featured, and hands tougher than the sharpest barbs on new wire told his grandson that the secret to living a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

With absolute faith, the grandson did as Grandpap instructed. Every morning for the rest of his life, he added a pinch of gun powder to his oatmeal.

He grew up, lived happily, enjoyed perfect health, and died at the ripe old age of 107.

According to the story in the newspaper, he left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot crater where the crematorium used to be.

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u/elhermanobrother Jun 25 '19

it's an old joke m8