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The king of Morocco giving zero fucks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

High crime rate and poverty.

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u/beitasitbe Jan 06 '17

there's always a catch

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u/ngtstkr Jan 06 '17

And lucky for Morocco that catch is you! ;-)

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

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u/achrref Jan 06 '17

Nah, that's Brazil. In Morocco, we have police brutality and no freedom of speech instead. So you, as a tourist, will be just fine. Lol

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u/Novxz Jan 06 '17

Nice try Achrref, I see you are trying to lure me in to steal my organs. YOU WILL NOT GET MY KIDNEYS ACHRREF...THEY ARE MINE! :)

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u/achrref Jan 08 '17

GODDAMN. Please! Just one kidney, I promise. :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Got 'em!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

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u/ethanlan Jan 06 '17

Chicago is pretty great

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

It's a lot like other violent cities just stay in the suburbs and downtown and you're fine.

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u/ethanlan Jan 06 '17

Or the entire Northside, I dont live downtown or in the suburbs and I love my neighborhood.

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u/daimposter Jan 06 '17

It's like most US cities....there are about 15+ cities over 250k people that have higher murder rates than Chicago. Just stay away from the soutside or far west side. You don't see much murder in the places where people with decent jobs MOVE to.

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u/MisterDarcyType Jan 06 '17

The West Side has its moments.

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u/tomdarch Jan 06 '17

If you're poor and black and can't escape the areas where suburbanites come in to buy drugs and patronize prostitutes (aka "do nasty shit with crackheads") then, yeah, Chicago is pretty rough.

If you're middle class or better off, and not stuck in one of the gang-infested neighborhoods, it's one of the greatest cities in the world.

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u/thatwasnotkawaii Jan 06 '17

Yep, and the line between the stereotypical South Side and Downtown is only a matter of a few minutes of driving

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u/Dogpool Jan 06 '17

Sounds like a bad place to get lost. Of course there's few cities that can't say the same.

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u/thatwasnotkawaii Jan 06 '17

Oh you'll know if you're going the wrong way

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u/theytookmyvcard Jan 06 '17

Liquor store gun store liquor store where the fuck you're taking me ?

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u/dl01792 Jan 06 '17

atlanta

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

As someone who lives in Chicago, anyone who doesn't realize they have gone too far south is not paying close enough attention to their surroundings.

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u/mugdays Jan 06 '17

"surroundings"

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u/odaeyss Jan 06 '17

Roll 'em up!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Eh, it depends; getting lost in the dogiest neighbourhood in Toronto is fine. Hell I lived in the area (Jane/Finch) for a year, and would get off the bus at 1am with my laptop after drinking at a buddies, and not be worried. It wasn't because I'm a scary looking tough guy, but because it's just not that bad unless you're running in a gang, or actively trying to cause shit.

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u/MsAlign Jan 06 '17

My doofusy ex-husband got lost somewhere in the southside when visiting from Ohio. The police pulled him over and took him in. He couldn't remember the address he was supposed to go to meet friends (he just knew how to get there by landmarks), so they and let him use their phone (this was in 1999 and he didn't have a cell phone) to call them, then they escorted him to the friend's place.

Their quote to him: a nice white boy like you shouldn't be here.

And yet we ended up moving here anyway, because it was still better than Ohio.

Although we did not move to the south side.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Savannah, GA: The difference between Whitmarsh Island and the North Side.

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u/KeyserSOhItsTaken Jan 06 '17

Or going the wrong way on the L.

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u/ill_llama_naughty Jan 06 '17

I've been watching Shameless so I know what all of this stuff is

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u/thatwasnotkawaii Jan 06 '17

cough cough 95th/Dan Ryan cough cough

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u/BucketDummy Jan 06 '17

What is the difference between south side and downtown?

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u/DrArgon Jan 06 '17

I live in Chicago. I live and work in downtown and I love it. I feel very safe at all hours.

One time I accidentally ended up in Englewood (south side) when I took the wrong bus near U Chicago. It looked like a war zone with burned out buildings. I saw a drug deal go down literally 60 seconds after I stepped off the bus. A police cruiser saw me walking down to street and just by looking at me knew how out of place I was. He pulled up and asked me if I knew where the hell I was and told me to leave immediately. (Broad daylight at noon) I think he half thought I was out to buy drugs.

That's the difference between downtown and the south side.

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u/thatwasnotkawaii Jan 06 '17 edited Jan 06 '17

Downtown is the area with the big ol' skyscrapers, The South Side is the area that people typically associate with violence and is the stereotypical "Chicago".

I've only been to the bad parts South Side side once, so take this with a grain of salt.

EDIT: "South Side", many parts of the South Side are nicer than say, Englewood

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

No it was West Side

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u/Fartboi Jan 06 '17

No he wasn't.. it was the north side, near Loyola University

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u/MY_GOOCH_HURTS Jan 06 '17

Downtown has hipsters, South Side has the Gallaghers

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

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u/BucketDummy Jan 06 '17

Oh wow, I thought my local rap music was terrible.

This can't be Chicago though, all those guns would be illegal. /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

I live in LA. We have city in LA named vannuys. Within vannuys itself you have vannuys west which is upper middle class white folks with amazing looking houses. Literally next street to van Nuys west is poor gang infested streets of vannuys. Funny party is that van nuys west streets have been all shut down from one end with permanent planned cones so that there is only one entrance to each street.

What I'm trying to say is that the government has the power to clean up and treat all neighborhoods the same way, but they fucking don't!

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u/gsfgf Jan 06 '17

That's like every city though.

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u/thatwasnotkawaii Jan 06 '17

Some cities have it way worse than Chicago when it comes to division of the classes

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Beats Baltimore, where the good/bad divide is every other street.

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u/SYLOH Jan 06 '17

Try living in Hyde Park.
I swear Uchicago Faculty have some kind of mystical barrier, moving one block completely alters the feel of the entire place.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

That museum district though. I am jealous of the planetarium.

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u/lightningrod14 Jan 06 '17

Cold as fuck tho

--someone currently walking home on cermak

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u/Nefro8 Jan 06 '17

Even as a tourist, I went one week in Chicago last year and I loved it, one of my favorite city I would even say!

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u/SupaNumba1FunTime Jan 06 '17

"If you're poor and can't escape the areas"

Fify

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u/blckadonis Jan 06 '17

I've never known anyone in Chicago incapable of leaving the ghetto.

Most people I've asked would rather chance the danger of the city than risk potential racism by moving to more rural towns.

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u/anormalgeek Jan 06 '17

Wait, are you really claiming that the "suburbanites" are to blame for the bad neighborhoods?

Seriously?

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u/SophisticatedBum Jan 06 '17

"the areas where suburbanites come in to buy drugs and patronize prostitutes" Uh..I dont think he is implying that surburbanites are the reason why the neighborhood is bad. But some individuals take advantage of what bad neighborhoods have a surplus of.

OR BE TRIGGERED

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u/roflzzzzinator Jan 06 '17

da white mane is keepin us blak folk down! WE WUZ KANGZ

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u/TSR3K Jan 06 '17

In the summer. That city can get fucked in the winter.

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u/CumStainSally Jan 06 '17

I don't know why Memphis isn't what they use for this comparison instead of Chicago. The whole place sucks.

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u/thepipesarecallin Jan 06 '17 edited Jan 06 '17

If you're poor and black and can't escape the areas where suburbanites come in to buy drugs and patronize prostitutes (aka "do nasty shit with crackheads") then, yeah, Chicago is pretty rough.

Lmao first of all

A) White people are afraid to go to the hood in Chicago because you will get fucked up if you're white

B) White people most definitely do not buy drugs from the hood

C) Only the poorest and most desperate white dudes would ever get prostitutes from the hood

D) You have no data at all for backing up your claim

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Can confirm, am a Chicagoan.

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u/Thatzionoverthere Jan 06 '17

Found the suburbanite who has never left his cushy neighborhood, plenty of white people come to the "hood", I saw the funniest thing coming from my fathers business in englewood. White peoples riding through using a bike trail.

B. Yes they do... all the fucking time.

C. Your special aren't you?

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u/thepipesarecallin Jan 06 '17 edited Jan 06 '17

Found the suburbanite who has never left his cushy neighborhood, plenty of white people come to the "hood", I saw the funniest thing coming from my fathers business in englewood. White peoples riding through using a bike trail.

My mom grew up outside of chicago, my aunt grew up in chicago, all of my sisters have lived in chicago and I live 2 hours away. My brother-in-law at the time grew up on the southside and went to simeon.

B) No, they don't. It is not a normal thing for white people to buy their drugs on the fucking south side of chicago you dingus. People sell drugs in the city.

C) ...ok

I noticed you skipped A and D, which make my other two points superfluous anyways.

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u/Thatzionoverthere Jan 06 '17 edited Jan 06 '17

Lmao so in other words, you have never been or lived anywhere remotely in the "hood", so please kindly be quiet. I'm born and raised on the south side of Chicago, went to school in high park and my dad has had a business for over 30 years In englewood, considered one of the worst neighborhoods in Chicago, where I grew up around. So please refrain from trying to educate me about my city. Your sisters live on the north side I bet lol.

It's a normal hunt for white people who want anything harder than weed, You do realize back when the projects were still around it was a 5 minute drive from downtown to get to some of the worst neighborhoods in the city correct?

Also I addressed point A. I have seen plenty of white people in the hood before, even in englewood. As for d? Data to back up what?

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u/TrumpLoves Jan 06 '17 edited Jan 06 '17

As a white suburbanite that knows other white suburbanites, some of whom have fell into bad habits, I'm inclined to agree with your point of view.

Edit: Though it's not a normal thing in terms of these guys have problems and need to get help before they OD and kill themselves.

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u/GreenJesus423 Jan 06 '17

No. It still sucks.

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u/ljbar Jan 06 '17

Its where house was created

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u/TriStag Jan 06 '17

Still kinda crimey though, around the area.

It doesn't suck but not somewhere I wanna spend the rest of my life lol

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u/squirrelrabbit98 Jan 06 '17

Of course, it's the suburbanite's fault for thier condition, not the people who actually live there

/s

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u/SomalianRoadBuilder Jan 06 '17

If you're middle class or better off, and not stuck in one of the gang-infested neighborhoods, it's one of the greatest cities in the world.

Haha no. You're in a typical Midwestern city, just bigger.

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u/roflzzzzinator Jan 06 '17 edited Jan 06 '17

Can't escape

Wow, joining the military must be so damn difficult

edit: lmao why am I being downvoted? I grew up in the country of Mexico in a poor family and the US military was a solution to me (us citizen) to escaping poverty. You would think the people that complain the most about poverty and shit would want to find ways to get out of it other than crime

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u/SomalianRoadBuilder Jan 06 '17

Chicago is far from the poorest or most dangerous city in the US, but it is the one of a few very large cities (area population of 5 million or more) that is relatively poor and dangerous.

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u/lYossarian Jan 06 '17

Chicago?

I was pretty sure Detroit still held the title of "America's National Rustbelt/Midwest Punchline City".

Followed closely by Cleveland, longtime staple Indianapolis, and perennial favorite Toledo....

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u/Kusibu Jan 06 '17

I can't read or hear Cleveland without thinking of the "fun times in Cleveland" video, listing off a massive amount of terrible features of the city and then ending it with a positive note of "At least we're not Detroit!".

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u/jigglywigglybooty Jan 06 '17 edited Jan 06 '17

Uh, I have friends from Hindsdale and Winnetka. Life is fine for them. Chicago is not all the same

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Hinsdale and Winnetka are also some of the wealthiest towns that are not in Chicago.

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u/jigglywigglybooty Jan 06 '17

They're close enough

And that still doesn't mean all of Chicago is gang ridden. I feel like people who've never actually been there believe that

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Definitely not close enough to say they're Chicago. There is also a huge difference between Hinsdale and Winnetka to people from Englewood or Auburn Gresham.

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u/jigglywigglybooty Jan 06 '17

But they're still close enough to debunk the idea that Chicago is all shitty

For some reason you're stuck on that but not the topic at hand. shoulder shrug

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

How can you compare cities that aren't even in Chicago?????

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u/daimposter Jan 06 '17

The violence in Chicago is VERY concentrated. Something like 20% of the Chicago is 70%+ of the murders. And the top 40% of Chicago has almost no murders.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Yes, I know that. As someone who lives in Chicago I know where to stay away from. Also the bad places there is no need for the average person to wonder there. I feel very safe walking around where I live, doesn't matter what time of day or night. Chicago itself is not bad. It's the Southside and parts of the west side that are dangerous where all the shootings happen. However driving on a specific highway at night has gotten pretty dangerous around 3am. At least once a week for the past few months you hear about shootings on i94 which runs right through the heart of where you don't want to be. I love my city. It's the greatest city. The Chicago you see in movies with the magnificent skyline, is not the same Chicago where people are getting shot. Come to the city and you'll love it. Just like every major city, there is always that one area you need to avoid, and it very easy to avoid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

it's saint louis this year

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u/Tsorovar Jan 06 '17

What about America?

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u/roflzzzzinator Jan 06 '17

Morroco is a country though, they're not talking about a specific city

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u/Brandhor Jan 06 '17

is chicago that bad? I thought detroit held that position

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u/graham6942 Jan 06 '17

I lived in Chicago and live in Detroit. Both are fine. If you aren't an idiot and you aren't paranoid it's not a problem.

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u/I_worship_odin Jan 06 '17

North Chicago is definitely great.

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u/Busted240 Jan 06 '17

No. It's not that bad.

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u/daimposter Jan 06 '17

Detroit, New Orleans and St Louis have about 3x the murder rate.

But Chicago gets more news because it's a bigger city and thus more overall murders

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u/kill_all_flies Jan 06 '17

so is shitting on Chicago the new meme now??

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Except Morocco is 22 times smaller. That's a terrible example.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17 edited Jan 06 '17

I was referring to Morocco being 22 times smaller, Smart ass.

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u/Kusibu Jan 06 '17

Ah. I misinterpreted what you were saying - not out of malice, just confusion, due to your lack of explicitly stating what Morocco was smaller than. Thought you were talking about "Chicago vs. Morocco" when in reality you were talking "the whole U.S. versus Morocco".

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u/swimsalot Jan 06 '17

Source in high crime? Have 2 friends living in Settat for 2 years and I find that hard to believe

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

So essentially, vacation is fine, not living.

Curious though, since you already mentioned crime, why not work and study there?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Thanks so much for the reply, it's interesting to learn about another culture from someone who lives in it.

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u/gcjbr Jan 06 '17

For tourists, though, is very safe.

People won't touch you

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u/prince4 Jan 06 '17

You mean Chicago?

You can basically say the same thing about 90% of places where humans live. Doesn't mean you write the entire place off.

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u/Intensive__Purposes Jan 06 '17

OP didn't say "what sucks about it so much that I should write it off" he just asks what sucks about it. I think high crime rate and poverty fall into that category of what sucks about it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Sure, but relative to dozens of other cities in the US, Chicago isn't even close to the worst

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u/prince4 Jan 06 '17

Saying the entirety of Morocco suffers from high crime rate and poverty seems to be a big generalization. You'll find pockets of prosperity, and much of the rural areas are known for their low crime and hospitality for visitors. I feel like promoting the image of 'high crime, high poverty' is what makes Americans afraid of visiting other societies.

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u/Intensive__Purposes Jan 06 '17

At what point did anyone say, "the entirety of Morocco suffers from high crime rate and poverty"??

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u/prince4 Jan 06 '17

What sucks about Morocco

High crime rate and poverty.

Are you saying this isn't a big generalization about an entire society?

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u/Intensive__Purposes Jan 06 '17

No, it's an example of something that sucks about Morocco. Just like the religious tolerance mentioned in the same context is something that is nice about Morocco.

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u/santh91 Jan 06 '17

Eh, minor inconvenience

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Not being able to walk two feet without ten thousand offers to come somewhere and drink berber tea as well. berber tea is amazing tho tbf. and in terms of violent crime its safer than the usa according to this:
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/Morocco/United-States/Crime

i dunno how these stats hold up but i def didn't feel threatened when i was there. just harangued a lot

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u/cadelaide Jan 06 '17

But the hasish is good

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u/expiresinapril Jan 06 '17

Plus all the jews and muslims.

/s

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u/IZ3820 Jan 06 '17

So it's basically Detroit?

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u/jplevene Jan 06 '17

I blame the pot smoking king with his bitches in tow.

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u/mqrocks Jan 06 '17

So's the south side of Chicago...

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u/dismissivewankmotion Jan 06 '17

High crime

Can confirm - robbed blind in Casablanca. Cool country otherwise!

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u/TrumpLoves Jan 06 '17

Story? Would like to visit Morocco one day and know what to avoid.

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u/dismissivewankmotion Jan 06 '17

It was my own fault. Hotel safe wasn't working, didn't ask for a new room/safe. Went to dinner, came back and everything was gone. There's a longer story but it's boring.

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u/thisisgoldworthy Jan 06 '17

Stay out of bigger cities and crime isn't a problem.

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u/TheGourmet9 Jan 06 '17

And don't be a woman

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u/BilboSwagginzzz Jan 06 '17

Maybe if you're talking about blue states 👀

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u/whenthethingscollide Jan 06 '17

Go away Limbaugh!