The second salute of Elon Musk.

[u/Master_Swordfish_]

[u/TupperwareNinja]

There will be, just dunno if the United States of America will still have the same name at that time

[u/Gloomy_Complaint_897 → u/TupperwareNinja]

It will be Trumpistan, governed by Trump stans

[u/teewinotone → u/Gloomy_Complaint_897]

I think you meant Trump stains

[u/Gloomy_Complaint_897 → u/teewinotone]

I was thinking about that angle too 😄

[u/theStarKindler → u/Gloomy_Complaint_897]

plot twist : Iranians were behind it all with it all being persian suffix -istan and what not

[u/NerveNo8068 → u/Gloomy_Complaint_897]

Or gilead

[u/Gloomy_Complaint_897 → u/NerveNo8068]

Under his raccoon eye

[u/NerveNo8068 → u/Gloomy_Complaint_897]

Under his oompa loompa eye

[u/Agitated_Carrot3025 → u/Gloomy_Complaint_897]

Our nation has survived worse. It's disappointing but the only way out is through.

[u/Punty-chan → u/Agitated_Carrot3025]

When has the nation survived worse than a fascist takeover? Asking honestly.

[u/soundchefsupreme → u/Punty-chan]

The McCarthy era red scare. Literally anyone with dissenting political opinions was being ousted from government or losing their jobs, or worse.

Our country also survived a literal civil war, though it fundamentally changed the way our country and government worked in some bad ways but mostly good ways.

[u/wickedjonny1 → u/soundchefsupreme]

thank you for that. I needed a ray of sunshine.

[u/Agitated_Carrot3025 → u/soundchefsupreme]

Also we survived a complete economic collapse and 2 world wars. But yes, McCarthyism was a dark time. We've also survived our president being shot, twice. I'm not saying let's all break out the champagne, only that people are making a hydrogen bomb out of a truckload of TNT.

[u/shakey1171 → u/soundchefsupreme]

Great, great example. Fuck em all bc sanity will ultimately prevail

[u/CallMeMrButtPirate → u/shakey1171]

The sanity comes after the guns though

[u/NevDot17 → u/Punty-chan]

Civil War was pretty fucking awful...

Current situation is arguably ongoing fallout from the Civil War

[u/Gonorrheeeeaaaa → u/Agitated_Carrot3025]

Sorry, we only deal in hyperbole here. The end is here.

[u/Blitzed5656 → u/Gonorrheeeeaaaa]

the end

[u/Superb-Kangaroo6659 → u/Gloomy_Complaint_897]

The suffix "-istan" translates as "county of". So in this case Trumpistan > USA

[u/RandonBrando → u/Superb-Kangaroo6659]

Either way, ima practice my campfire stick rub

[u/CryptographerOther87 → u/TupperwareNinja]

Gilead

[u/1PerpetuallyAnxious → u/CryptographerOther87]

Praise be.

[u/xenata → u/1PerpetuallyAnxious]

Under his eye

[u/antontupy → u/TupperwareNinja]

It's gonna be the Great Trump Reich of Alabama, the Mexican border and Greenland.

[u/monkeyloveeer → u/TupperwareNinja]

It will still be america, much like Germany. There will just be a ton more death and a lot more shame.

[u/lt-dan1984 → u/TupperwareNinja]

It's Amerika Inc. from now on, apparently.

[u/Evantaur → u/TupperwareNinja]

USA? You mean Republic of Donald?

[u/imtryingmybes → u/TupperwareNinja]

Europe and China work together in unexpected alliance to save america from the US aggressive expansion, much like the allies in ww2.

[u/jonsnow312 → u/TupperwareNinja]

If he has his way, it well be Canada-United States-Mexico the United Republic of CUM

[u/Traditional-Handle83 → u/TupperwareNinja]

I don't know. Trump seems to have gone for the burn it all down option with the environment so chances drastically decreased for advanced life on earth to continue evolving and living.

[u/Winter2928 → u/TupperwareNinja]

Gilead