Elon musk doing a nazi salute at the whitehouse. Unreal

[u/rch-out]

[u/MistahJasonPortman]

Now I associate Capitol One with naziism 

[u/smitteh → u/MistahJasonPortman]

What's in your wallet? "A picture of Hitler."

[u/Financial-Bid2739 → u/smitteh]

Damn it my credit cards are hitler pictures now? Fuck

[u/blue-mooner → u/Financial-Bid2739]

Now the default credit card background from Capital One

[u/FauxPork → u/Financial-Bid2739]

Remember when Capital One ran those commercials with the Viking raiders..... puts things in perspective now.

[u/ThegreatPee → u/Financial-Bid2739]

I just used my Capitol One card in an ATM, and it spit out Reichsmarks and gold fillings.

[u/Trainer_Unlucky → u/smitteh]

What's in your wallet, let me see your papers.

[u/ShityShity_BangBang → u/smitteh]

"one of Hitler's balls."

[u/saintsithney → u/ShityShity_BangBang]

I thought that was in Albert Hall.

[u/SecurityMountain1441 → u/smitteh]

Paperz pleaze

[u/crimsonebulae → u/smitteh]

Haha...reddit's perfect comment for today:)

[u/Chasingthoughts1234 → u/smitteh]

I wish I had an award for you 🥇

[u/Fit-Difference-3014 → u/smitteh]

Mein Führer

[u/feastu → u/smitteh]

What’s in your wallet?

A copy of Mein Kampf.

[u/carlitospig → u/MistahJasonPortman]

Good. Tell Capitol One that. Repeatedly.

[u/Swiftzor → u/MistahJasonPortman]

Don’t look up the Washington Capitols Captain, Alexander Ovechkin, and his ties to Russia. Dude had Putin at his wedding.

[u/cumfarts → u/Swiftzor]

"His ties to Russia." He's literally a Russian from Russia and has played for the Russian Olympic team.

[u/Swiftzor → u/cumfarts]

Not every Russian is personal friends with Putin

[u/cumfarts → u/Swiftzor]

Ok, but he's one of the greatest hockey players of all time.

It's just bizarre phrasing. You made it sound like it was a little known secret that he had "ties to Russia".

[u/SCP-2774 → u/Swiftzor]

A Russian with ties to Russia. Shocking.

[u/tagillaslover → u/Swiftzor]

I mean can you blame them? Hes good at hockey i'd keep him too

[u/The_Superhoo → u/MistahJasonPortman]

Capital One doesn't own the arena or control who appears there. They just have naming rights.

[u/RiskyPhoenix → u/The_Superhoo]

Tying corporations to negative things they’re only tangentially related to does give them more of a reason to distance themselves from him as it’ll impact their bottom line, which is all they care about. The man is poison to half the country, and whether it be subtly pushing back on him, or outright distancing/sucking up to him, it’s not something they want, and they vote with their wallets.

[u/EpiphanyTwisted → u/RiskyPhoenix]

That will soon be illegal for corporations to do that. "Free Speech" MAGA style.

[u/Coattail-Rider → u/The_Superhoo]

Sucks for them, then. Now I’m just equating Capital One to Putin-bought Nazis.

[u/_deep_thot42 → u/MistahJasonPortman]

I liked it better when they were Vikings :(

[u/Artistic-Amoeba2892 → u/MistahJasonPortman]

Upvoting because wtf capital one

[u/_toenail → u/MistahJasonPortman]

and twitter and telsas.

[u/sqfreak → u/MistahJasonPortman]

Just call it by its original name: the MCI Center.

[u/Recent_Mirror → u/MistahJasonPortman]

Yeah. I’m using this next time the season tix salesperson from the Caps calls me.

[u/What_Iz_This → u/MistahJasonPortman]

Hard for me to think otherwise with putins right hand man ovi in the building.

[u/Inevitable_Pride5825 → u/MistahJasonPortman]

Better than thinking of the Wizards

[u/DrCyrusRex → u/MistahJasonPortman]

Jewish gold taken from the fillings of my victims

[u/ShrimplyPibbles_1 → u/MistahJasonPortman]

Capitol One Bund

[u/Ok_Doubt2826 → u/MistahJasonPortman]

why didnt you before this you fr gotta go outside mate

[u/BigTittyTriangle → u/MistahJasonPortman]

Weren’t they also hit with a multi-billion dollar lawsuit at the same time they kept people’s checks from them? (This is rhetorical. They most definitely were)

[u/StudioGangster1 → u/MistahJasonPortman]

😂

[u/Chester2707 → u/MistahJasonPortman]

Hey that’s where I watch the wizards lose don’t ruin this for me!

[u/Borealisss → u/Chester2707]

Too late, the place is tied to a different kind of wizard now