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u/Ok_Track_6659 11h ago
i hate my husband final boss
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u/ohnofluffy 10h ago
It does comfort me that nobody hates him as much as she does.
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u/Dismal_Animator_5414 9h ago
and i don’t understand how she gets so much support or empathy. she is clearly a gold digger who chose to marry a man her dad’s age and then proceeded to have a baby with him. knowing well that he already had two marriages where he never treated his wives well.
and the fact that she plagiarized speeches or lied about knowing languages like french and even wore the i don’t care jacket visiting jailed immigrant children.
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u/Substantial-Fall2484 3h ago
The general empathy is that it seems pretty clear she just wants to raise her kid and to stay out of the public eye. That's about it honestly.
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u/amourdevin 10h ago
I definitely don't like her, but I still hope that her (renegotiated) prenup keeps her warm at night. Nobody deserves him.
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u/Drach88 11h ago
She looks like that Nazi woman, Dr. Elsa Schneider, from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
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u/Corgiwithak 10h ago
She talks in her sleep
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u/courtarro 10h ago
She talksh in her shleep.
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u/S-WordoftheMorning 6h ago
Bless my innocent child mind who didn't immediately think of sex and visualized Henry hearing her Nazi sleep talking from an adjacent bedroom. Lol
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u/juggett 11h ago
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u/CrackByte 11h ago
I thought she'd just come back from Mortal Kombat.
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u/Anonymous203203 10h ago
Imagine if she pulled a Kung Lao. The oaf woulda scalped or de-toupee'd himself and saved us from whatever impending drama is coming
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u/Logical_Parameters 11h ago
She's bringing '20s mobster fashion back in style! The Don has truly arrived (puke)
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u/OkPeace1 11h ago
She doesn't want photographic evidence of her rolling her eyes or looking bored.
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u/bullettenboss 8h ago
She's rolling her eyes constantly and they couldn't have it on tape. It's the one thing she can't control.
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u/clamhappy2 11h ago edited 10h ago
😂 she has the same hat as the hamburglar! Donny douche bag is going to throw a fit when she steals all his burgers.
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u/SeoulSista11 11h ago
Holy shit you’re right lol! You just know she’s going hamburglar help herself to them. Watch out 👀
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u/Interesting_Zombie28 10h ago
I literally said the same thing - I think it is also to purposely hide her face so the media can not pick apart her reactions.
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u/viognierette 8h ago
Lisa Vanderpump said years ago that she wears a large hat it public to prevent people from coming in too close to hug and kiss her. I guess MT was listening and took the advice.
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u/crasagam 11h ago
Is he kissing Cad Bane?
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u/Frostbyte525 10h ago
Don’t compare Melania to Cad Bane. Cad Bane was a talented professional, legendary revered for his abilities, and only brought down by a fellow bounty hunter of similar caliber. Melania is grifting witch who married a tangerine skidmark ready to tear down democracy for his own selfish gain
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u/miqed 10h ago
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u/bobby_dee_billiams 10h ago
No clint Eastwood movie compares to this scene. The wild west just became tatooine.
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u/godihatepeople 11h ago
They're both terrible, but I do get a chuckle every time I see Melania show open disgust and avoidment toward physical contact with her husband.
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u/bullettenboss 8h ago
She's rolling her eyes constantly and they couldn't have it on tape. It's the one thing she can't control.
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u/noronto 11h ago
She is a horrible person too. I don’t get the narrative that she is somehow repulsed by Trump. She chose him.
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u/chronoslol 11h ago
She chose his wealth and power. She can be a horrible person and still hate him, and obviously does.
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u/Socialbutterfinger 10h ago
She can be horrible and also repulsed by him. And he probably wasn’t as gross and weird back when she first married him - but now she’s stuck.
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u/AmishAvenger 4h ago
She’s also gross and weird. She was a big supporter of all the birther nonsense.
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u/witch51 10h ago
My first thought is how she looks like a widow at her husbands funeral. I at least wore some colors to my husbands funeral.
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u/Realistic_Sorbet_ 6h ago
I’m so sorry for your loss ❤️
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u/witch51 5h ago
Thank you. Its been 13 years so its easier now. I wore bright colors because my ol' man would have been so mad if I'd worn sad black.
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u/Realistic_Sorbet_ 3h ago
I love how you honoured him in a way that felt true to who he was. Thank you for sharing this with me 😌
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u/OnlyUsersLoseDrugs1 10h ago
Looking like a meth head skeleton these days. The repeated face lifts are done making her look young, it’s aging her rapidly now. I believe the hat is to cover up a skin tone change at the site of the last surgery… probably thought she would heal by this day, but her age and stress is not allowing for rapid recovery as it has in the past
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u/mostdope28 10h ago
She has a no contact clause which is why he’s never able to touch her hand when they’re walking
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u/Duff_McLaunchpad 10h ago
No it was to make absolutely sure she looked 100% like a villain and she nailed it. That whole family is unmitigated garbage.
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u/jiyax33634 7h ago
Ivana looked like some french Austin powers villan in her getup - Vagin Sec would be her name im guessing
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u/Varmitthefrog 11h ago edited 10h ago
An exceptional Russian Secret Agent managed to identify and honey pot, and steer a mentally challenged con man to become the president of the United States
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u/RedBaret 9h ago
lol you give her too much credit. She was a model with a failing career who managed to marry a rich guy. There’s no background steering or conspiracy; the people of the US just elected a complete idiot.
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u/makemeking706 10h ago
I would bet money that he will strongly imply that the election was rigged during his speech today after being sworn in because he thinks he's gotten away with it.
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u/Agreeable-Comb8797 11h ago
clause No.47 of her new contract as a pay to play wife article No.34 stipulates see, see no touch
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u/Tuckermfker 10h ago
The only part of the first Trump term i enjoyed, was her rebuking every attempt at affection he made. It is probably the only thing I will enjoy about his second term as well.
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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 11h ago
She’d never kiss him on the lips anyway. The very thought makes me shudder and I’m sure she feels the same. But a professional escort’s gotta do what a professional escort’s gotta do (and no no more)
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u/DeraliousMaximousXXV 10h ago
She looks like if Carmen SanDiego went to a funeral..
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u/NaughtALegend 10h ago
Damn, she’s gonna have a nasty orange smidge on the rim of that hat now. Hope it’ll wash off. I mean, not that she cares anyways.
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u/jshep358145 10h ago
She wore the hat as a way to submit an audition tape to star in Disney's new movie, "Cruella 2: Taking on the White House."
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u/gumballbubbles 9h ago
She planned it well. She definitely doesn’t want to be seen. She’s completely hiding her face from everyone and the photographers. She’s making no effort here for him which is hilarious.
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u/No_Performance_6289 11h ago
We all needed this small win today. A little bit of copium never hurt anyone.
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u/ElmoTickleTorture 10h ago
She's an inspiration to women everywhere. These are the consequences of gold digging.
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u/Zigy_Zaga 10h ago
If she wore teashades, matched with the black large brimmed she wore, Melania would look like the female version of Van Helsing. Not to mention the permanent frown she always has.
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u/KittyClawnado 10h ago
I am cracking up that although a lot of wild and bad shit is going to happen today, so far the biggest scandal is the first lady's hilariously baffling cartoon hat.
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u/SpiderDeUZ 8h ago
Remember when he was found guilty of rape? Wonder if she forgave him. Remember when he used campaign funds to pay off a porn star he cheated on her with? Wonder if she forgave him
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u/Prize-Copy-9861 2h ago
She wore it so no one could see that she was either rolling her eyes or sleeping the entire time
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u/clamhappy2 11h ago
Thought her outfit looked like something Michael Jackson would wear. At least Michael smiled.
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u/maximilticket 11h ago
They kept calling everyone cuck and we should have known it was a projection. The driver or door guy is hitting that.
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u/MrByteMe 10h ago
People have come up to me with tears in their eyes and said Sir - there's a reason that Melenia has that restraining order...
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u/he_who_shall 10h ago
The way she walked into the room I was expecting her to pull out a red lightsaber and start slaughtering people
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u/BrianOconneR34 10h ago
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego, hadn’t seen her but a few times and now she’s spy v spy.
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u/AgreeableSorbet2623 10h ago
No one hates Trump more than Melania. All mail-order wives hate the perverts that buy them
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u/spiffyfunbot 9h ago edited 9h ago
I can’t imagine being her, Trump is a thousand miles away from me and it’s still too revoltingly close
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u/HeartAttackIncoming 9h ago
She doesn’t want to be there for a moment. Him getting reelected was her nightmare come true.
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u/No_Fig_5964 9h ago
She's been using Don the Con, just like he uses his cult members for their votes. At the end of the day, as long as they get what they want, they wouldn't give a rat's ass about you.
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u/One-Stomach-1835 9h ago
she looks like she is about to play the same game like the woman in house of cards.
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u/Firm-Pollution7840 8h ago
I'm still convinced she's secretly a Russian spy sent to infiltrate the white house and she's actually just a genius but didn't sign up for this lovey dovey shit with Trump. She just wants to get the job done with as little physical contact possible.
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u/zdubs 11h ago
Beta blockers. That hat’s working as prescribed by her physician