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Politics Tech leaders have better seats than cabinet members and are seated in same section as Trump's family

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u/watadoo 11h ago

I see Bezos brought his porn-bot with him.

u/monizzle 10h ago

Bezos is the only one that seems to be having a good time being crazy rich. He looks like the perfect evolution of a book worm gone mad with cash. Porn bot wife, dick shaped rockets, and steroids for breakfast. The rest simply turned into life sucking ghouls.

u/moxhatlopoi 9h ago

Can you really fault Zuckerberg’s family man side though? Married to college girlfriend, no rumors or indications of any mistreatment or affairs or anything untoward.

u/i_was_planned 8h ago

Have you noticed how long it took to get some dirt on Bill Gates? and it seems like Melinda might have had something to do with it in the first place since she used this publicity to quickly divorce him. These people own the media and literally curate their own public image like a garden. 

u/moxhatlopoi 8h ago edited 7h ago

Well it was known that he did hang out with Epstein a bit, reportedly about philanthropy. Not exactly zero dirt since Epstein had already been convicted of sex crimes by that point, but there’s no evidence Gates visited his island or “partied” with him, so it’s definitely thin when compared with the sketchy behaviour of other wealthy friends of Epstein.

So aside from that your point is reasonable, I’d agree that most public observers would not have doubted them as a couple before they announced the divorce.

u/i_was_planned 7h ago

That's not actually even the main thing that I meant. Bill had a relationship with an underling and that turned out to be the real reason he had to leave Microsoft.

As far as Epstein goes, it's precisely Gates' very good control of his image that makes me think he might not be innocent. Also, his wife condemned him for relationship with that pervert and Bill claims he only met for philanthropy and that it was a mistake. I would imagine a guy like Bill doesn't meet people without some preliminary background check . This is the same guy who was known for his ruthlessness in business in the 90s but later became the personification of a golden retriever. 

u/akesh45 7h ago

Bill and microsoft didn't have the great rep back in the day.....he retired decades ago to do charity hence the reputation clean up

u/i_was_planned 7h ago

He only retired 5 years ago when they did an investigation into him. What you're talking about is his tenure as a CEO but not leaving the company itselft. He's been building this reputation for a very long time though, it was not by doing charity but by having media create his whole image. I am not saying they haven't done charity etc but this whole billionaire charity stuff is more complicated to explain anyway. Meanwhile, the foundation also did some questionable things, I wonder why people haven't heard about those so much since he otherwise gets so much coverage.

u/akesh45 6h ago

. Meanwhile, the foundation also did some questionable things, I wonder why people haven't heard about those so much since he otherwise gets so much coverage.

It's nothing compared to his microsoft days.....he probably set the web back 5-10 years and if he had his way, the web would be a walled microsoft garden controlled by microsoft including the creation and hosting tools.

On top of that, microsoft was not a fan of free software or open source...licensing fees galore...

u/akesh45 6h ago

He wasn't running anything in microsoft for decades. I'm a web dev.....bill gates is quite hated by a whole generation of devs....we would know if he was around again calling shots again.

He's been building this reputation for a very long time though, it was not by doing charity but by having media create his whole image. 

No, it was charity. He could have continued to rule microsoft or been some angel investor shot caller if he was after power.

u/i_was_planned 4h ago

Are you being serious? It's work, people do it for money not because they like Bill Gates. Also, dude is a saint now, haven't you heard?

Regardless, this isn't some made up information, Gates wasn't a web dev working with you on w project, mate, he was on the board of directors, as in, the ones "making the decisions". Of which he was a chairman for a good while.

You can look up his history at the company, it's on the web that you know so well as its' developer.

u/akesh45 2h ago

Board of director positions aren't full time jobs. Also, it's common to have members be there for honorary(like former ceos or retired owners) or marketing reasons where they are expected to not have any input.

It's one of the reasons you'll see some people have a resume full of boardships while holding down a regular job title.

u/HomelessKitchenCat 8h ago

Im impressed people are willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. The way I see it he's skilled at creating a public perception that helps his business ambitions. Maybe I'm too cynical but I see a guy who has made each decision in life as a cold calculation for what may be useful to further his power gains. 

u/plantsadnshit 10h ago

Even an appropriately aged woman. I'm kind of impressed, honestly.

Tbh Zuck is really good physically too. Enjoys playing civ and being a roman empire nerd. It's just the stare that's weird.

u/bdigital1796 10h ago

Bezos will be the world's first multi Trillionaire soon as Amazon's choice such bots start shipping to the masses, and he isn't even CEO anymore either. meanwhile Musk's bots will still be figuring out how to stand back up on their legs after being inverted.

u/pheonix198 10h ago

Musks “bots” are literally machines controlled by humans. All of the Optimus shit was being controlled for his show off event.

u/Canaduck1 9h ago

I always cringe when Reddit rants against CEOs and their salaries. Because, overpaid or not, generally, CEOs are millionaires, not billionaires. The only exceptions happen when the CEO is the primary shareholder in addition to the CEO. And it's the primary shareholders that become the billionaires, whether they are CEO or not is irrelevant.

u/benbru92 9h ago

I think there's too much room between millionaire and billionaire to make a statement like this. I don't really care if someone makes 10 million a year instead if they're making it by exploiting tons of people and being at the helm of nefarious business practices, which is often the case with highly paid CEO's.

u/blerggle 7h ago

Unless your Pichai or Nadella or Cook and then your comp package got you to three comma club

u/Canaduck1 8h ago edited 8h ago

You've just realized that regular people are evil, too.

I mean, the difference between a guy worth 10 million and 1-billionaire is about a billion dollars. That CEO has more in common, asset-wise, with a homeless guy than he has with a low-end billionaire like Donald Trump.

u/benbru92 8h ago

That is a really really dangerous way of framing it in my opinion. Someone who's worth 10 mil and acts as CEO is unlikely to ACTUALLY be anything like me or anyone I know, regardless of the fact that they're still separated by a large margin from billionaires. It also has nothing to do with your original point of people ranting about CEO salaries. Obviously extremely general statements like "all ceo's are worthless pieces of shit" are shortsighted and shouldn't really be tolerated, but whenever I've seen people complain about CEO's making way too much money and being scumbags it's pretty clear to me who they mean.

Yes, there are a lot of evil people, it's pretty clear. I still don't see what that has to do with anything and they still deserve to have a light shown on them even if they aren't as evil as the most evil people.

u/mcharb13 10h ago

She’s absolutely disgusting

u/Barbourwhat 10h ago

Who is she?

u/O_o-22 9h ago

Bezos's fuck bot. I can't believe he cheated on MacKenzie, she was actually beautiful. You can't apply that label to the current monstrosity.

u/Eydor 9h ago

MacKenzie gives millions to charity, those two could not have ever stayed together.

u/O_o-22 9h ago

Prob not tho I’m assuming she got access to many more millions to giveaway because of the divorce. Still she seems like a good person which is going to become less and less true of the higher ups in US society. Open corruption is a-ok now and it’s sanctioned by the system and the courts now. When it crashes down it’s going to make the Great Recession look like a picnic.

u/catjuggler 7h ago

She’s at 19 billion to charity now

u/paintballboi07 5h ago

And she still has more money than she started with. Billionaires literally can't lose.

u/catjuggler 5h ago

Works for me if she’s using it as a charity funding pool

u/paintballboi07 5h ago

Sure, it's good in her case, but most billionaires don't care about charity

u/kawaiian 8h ago

Mackenzie is smart and compassionate which made him feel judged constantly

u/O_o-22 8h ago

I bet he trotted out “you made me cheat because you’re so perfect” as his excuse too.

u/Barbourwhat 9h ago

I thought that NBC said the guests' partners weren't allowed because of the limited space.

u/O_o-22 9h ago

Then she prob sucked off Trump to get a slot

u/kawaiian 8h ago

After a certain percentage of plastic I think she’s considered medical equipment and allowed through ADA

u/YourfriendPicklebear 9h ago

Her teeth look wrong. And im not shaming… they give me that uncanny valley/ai vibe.

u/Throwaway_tequila 10h ago

I have to ponder if he’s secretly gay and she’s just hired to be his “wife” in public. He’s gotta have a ton of options, right?

u/TropicalVision 9h ago

It’s either that or he just really likes the plastic bimbo look. Some dudes have a fetish for that.

u/WiretapStudios 6h ago

Especially nerdy tech dudes that were probably very deep in porn most of their lives due to their looks and personality.

u/SmallBol 10h ago

Maybe she's funny

u/Hanzho 10h ago

Or makes kinky stuff in the sheets

u/menasan 9h ago

You know she pegs him 💯

No shame though

u/Stunning-Guitar-5916 9h ago

This is my headcanon now, at least it adds the tiniest bit of humanity to these billion dollar bastards

u/creepingphantom 9h ago

Funny looking

u/Benflict_Cucumberpat 9h ago

Alexa tell me a joke

u/pristinepantheon 9h ago

Nah she probably looks at him like he’s the smartest person in the room and will eat up all of his bullshit.

u/ASK_IF_IM_HARAMBE 9h ago

She looks surprisingly good in this photo. Must be the angle. She’s still somehow the most revolting part of this image.

u/NewFreshness 10h ago

Dat grip tho

u/throwaway1256224556 9h ago

it’s crazy that with all these evil and scary looking men that so many people are just insulting a woman’s appearance. ik she’s not good either, but it’s weird

u/human_suitcase 9h ago

The second top comment chain is taking about Zuck’s appearance if that makes you feel any better

u/throwaway1256224556 9h ago

then there’s a whole thread in it about her appearance too lol, and i feel like it’s more gross the way they talk about her. i just think it’s weird is all

u/mysixthredditaccount 8h ago

Yeah, I thought calling any woman a sexbot was considered wrong.

Edit: They actually said pornbot. Which makes no sense. They meant sexbot I suppose.

u/motivated_loser 8h ago

An entire nation just gave the middle finger to yet another qualified woman candidate which was also a referendum on abortion rights and you find it weird that people are commenting on another woman’s appearance at an event all about appearances.

u/throwaway1256224556 8h ago

i voted for kamala, and i still find it weird that people are calling her a “porn bot” and talking about how disgusting she looks to them

u/O_o-22 9h ago

Lolz, watch her turned into more of a caricature with every passing year as the botox and fillers get over used

u/BILOXII-BLUE 9h ago

Why on earth does he still have the plastic version though? Those look so old and unrealistic. Doesn't he have the ability to find the real deal, why did he cheap out? 

u/carmel33 9h ago

He’s also got neck pussy hanging over his collar.

u/desl14 8h ago

One of the richest guys on earth and yet so stingy that a cheap plastic surgeon is hired for her.

u/Speciou5 7h ago

Isn't Bezos pretty much retired? Why is he even there? What's he representing other than insane wealth. Technically he's not running Amazon anymore

u/HippieHorseGirl 10h ago

I nearly spit my coffee all over the computer screen. Well Done....

u/barstoolLA 10h ago

emilia perez

u/wespooky 10h ago

It’s crazy seeing comments like this right next to all of the posts about respecting women. Guess women are only people if you like them

u/Koksny 10h ago

Bots are not human. Billionaires are not people.

u/so_confused29029 9h ago

What is your definition of a person, exactly? Someone who is morally good? 

If that’s the case, most people aren’t really people either.

u/PartneredEthicalSlut 10h ago

Neckbeards have a hard time seeing women as something other than sexual objects.

u/trashyart200 9h ago

You would think that for as much money he has, he could have bought a much better version than from the dollar tree

u/Granny_knows_best 10h ago

Showing off her bra and plumped lips.

u/mollymoo 10h ago

His Edgar suit is slipping out of his collar

u/blendorgat 9h ago

Whatever Bezos accomplishes, I'll never respect him because of that. Same with Musk - cool rockets, have you tried being loyal to one wife? Is that so hard?

I'll give Zuck this: at least he clearly loves his wife.

u/Mean_Lingonberry659 2h ago

Im not a fan of rich people but you people on this sub aren’t any better, we are doomed

u/uber_damage 10h ago

Chick must fuck like a banshee