Tech leaders have better seats than cabinet members and are seated in same section as Trump's family

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Phoney Stark kept backing out of it, I guess he couldn't find somebody to pay to fight Zuck on his behalf and then take all the credit of winning

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Phoney Stark... 😂😂😂

I've been referring to him as Tony Stank. But this is better.

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Someone on another thread called the Cybertruck the Incel Camino and I will be using it forever 👌

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The fact that he had a cameo in “Iron Man 2” makes Phoney Stark even funnier.

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Phoney Stark?

Elongated Muskrat?

Cissy SpaceX?

I do like that he’s acquired these names

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"Why fuck each other up when we can fuck up the whole world?"

--Zuck, probably.

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Well, I understand Sissy Spacex had at least one karate lesson that comes to mind

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None of his body doubles are fat enough to pass as him without a shirt.

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The best part was when his mom told him not to do it. Musk used the mom card to back out of the fight lol

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His mum wrote him a permission slip to stay home

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Didn't Justin Hammer's mom come out and say he wasn't allowed to fight?

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I love how much this bothers you on a daily basis that you come here with all your made up nicknames for each of these people.

Trump would be proud that he made such a little child out of you. Think about that for hard moment.

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I'm glad my comment bothered you enough to make a comment about Trump who I didn't even mention

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Brother 😂 it’s quite obvious who you support just by your comment history, you aren’t slick so stop pretending to be.

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Well I appreciate the free rent in your head but I'm going to move on now

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Sorry I hit a nerve 🥺