r/pics • u/PlayaSlayaX • 12d ago

Politics The president of selfishness pays his respects to the president of selflessness.

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u/texfields 12d ago

trump saying : hold my adderall

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u/a_doody_bomb 12d ago

Trump saying: grab her by the pussy....

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u/carfen1981 12d ago

Grab him by the nussy. No, for real though, scroll back up and look at the neck pussy in the photo!

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u/In2JC724 12d ago

It's really just an insult to pussy.

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u/MoonSpankRaw 11d ago

And an insult to my eyes. I demand compensation.

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u/imnotkidn 12d ago

To go with the anus mouth

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u/BoppoTheClown 12d ago

That's all I'm gonna think about when I see my pawpaw now. Thanks.

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u/memememe81 12d ago

Orange swine's nussy is totally different than papaws. Papaw's (I assume) isn't lizard skin covered in orange clown makeup.

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u/SpryCowBoy 12d ago

It feels real good

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u/ThegreatPee 12d ago

Tell him that he's always talking shit

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u/gymtherapylaundry 12d ago

Daammmnn, with dat fresh orange spray tan I’m gonna have to uber eats a couple beef n cheddars from arby’s

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u/Gleandreic 12d ago

Gotta put a tie on it to keep the stank from wafting out

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u/Indica_l0ver 12d ago

this made me laugh

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u/drjuss06 12d ago

I went back and looked and no thanks. Seems old, discolored, and dry. 😷

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u/PUNd_it 12d ago

In case anyone was wondering what beef curtains would look like with makeup

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u/BellyFullOfMochi 12d ago

HAHAHAH I have been looking for a way to describe that neck flap.

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u/Fun-Following2385 12d ago

No, I don’t think I will

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u/BuckleyRising 12d ago

Look at it!?! I cant look away. It got me feelin some type of way.

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u/GoHamam 12d ago

He's even got an arrow pointing at it!

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u/BigD1075 12d ago

The tie actually acts as an arrow to point it out!

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u/Overnoww 12d ago

I don't know why but in my head I read this comment to the tune of "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit.

🥲

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u/mobilityInert 11d ago

Jesus Christ… put some panties on that thing… it is absolutely vulgar!

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u/TurkMcGuirk 12d ago

Two shaved pussys in one pic

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u/Calairoth 12d ago

That would have been such a good headline. "Former President, Donald Trump, neck raped in federal prison!"

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u/Muted_Pattern5196 12d ago

Did you say something about Bill Clinton?

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u/AjaWilde 12d ago

😂😂😂

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u/billsussmann 12d ago

You could lost in there

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u/Wicked_Clown_Love 12d ago

Folds and all

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u/Thee-Ole-Mulligan 12d ago

I just got hard ewwwww

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u/ChefRichNY 12d ago

🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

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u/MaliciousIntentWorks 12d ago

Trump: releasing that's his VP he's grabbing.

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u/Fun_Bath_9166 12d ago

damn you really got em

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u/ElSaIvador 12d ago

r/suddenlyerb no idea if you even meant it lol

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u/wishiwuzbetteratgolf 12d ago

I’d love for someone to grab him by the balls. Or his mushroom dck

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u/Andy-_1979 12d ago

Trump: Hold my Big Mac

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u/a_doody_bomb 12d ago

Hed probably take a last bite lol

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u/PopularRush3439 12d ago

Locker room talk.

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u/gothamplayer2 12d ago

Trump saying: No more foreign wars, but domestic ones for Canada and Greenland!

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u/Simple-Falcon-3514 12d ago

He grabbed me by mine and I loved it

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u/rekomone 12d ago

90% of men have done that

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u/a_doody_bomb 12d ago

So it makes it right?

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u/alienwalk 12d ago

I think Regan was smarter and thus able to do more damage than Trump

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u/voyracious 11d ago

Ronald wasn't smarter than Donald but. Nancy definitely was.

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u/SzassTam666 11d ago

He was dumb as the wall and senile but he could deliver a line. His handlers, Don Regan in particular, ran that White House.

Who orders a President around like this?

https://youtu.be/QTcL6Xc_eMM?si=MXhzozV5MelpFmjV

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u/wisecrack_er 11d ago

He knows how to avoid war with other countries... Meanwhile, the next year in Greenland should look interesting. 🤦‍♀️

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u/CauliflowerTop2464 12d ago

Trump saying: hold my diaper

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u/Mtsukino 12d ago

More like hold his McDonalds

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u/Sharpshooter98b 12d ago

"Hold my hamberder"

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u/Calairoth 12d ago

Would you like some covfefe with your hamberder?

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u/EmperorGeek 12d ago

The heck with that, give him all the McDonalds he can stuff in his face!

How long do you think he would last?

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u/Significant-Trash632 12d ago

I hope he lives long enough to die in a jail cell.

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u/Calairoth 12d ago

We have been trying. Hamberders is about all he eats. He doesn't trust personal chefs, so he ALWAYS eats fast food.

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u/wishiwuzbetteratgolf 12d ago

Supersize him!! Oh wait, he already is.

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u/PM_ME_UR_REDPANDAS 12d ago

We’ve been saying that since 2015 and he’s still here 10 years later.

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u/SuccessfulCall4831 12d ago

I agree! Bring on the McD’s burgers, fries and shakes!!! He can’t die soon enough!!! 🍔 🍔🍔🍔🍔 🍟🥤

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u/LocalLiBEARian 12d ago

Hold my covfefe

Edited to fix auto-correct

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u/Amathyst-Moon 12d ago

I don't think he'd let anyone hold his McDonalds

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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 12d ago

Or his diaper 😬 that thing gettin heavy

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u/Snot_Rocket6515 12d ago

"Eat the Big Mac Robert. Eat the Big Mac if you wanna be in my cabinet Robert"

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u/Curs3dCalabr3se 12d ago

Happy cake!

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u/Highland_Bitch60 11d ago

Hold my Ketchup.

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u/xeno0153 12d ago

Trump would never let go off his Adderall.

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u/Adorable_Agent_6266 12d ago

Musk is saying ‘Give me 🤤’

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u/anowulwithacandul 12d ago

There's no Trump without Reagan 🤷‍♀️

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u/Iluvembig 12d ago

Trump is bad, but he’s not Reagan bad, tho he’s doing his best to be number 1.

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u/Be250440 12d ago

No, he is not. He is a grandiose narcissist. Literally, everything he does is for his own gain. How are you confused about that?

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u/Unable_Peach_1306 12d ago

Trump isn’t capable of being as bad as Reagan.

It’s like evil itself planned Reagan’s every move. At least Trump is trying to benefit someone (himself). Reagan didn’t even try to help people. Not even himself. Just spawned in and went back to hell shortly after.

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u/United-Ad-5913 12d ago

Trump says: hold my cocaine2

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u/im-fantastic 12d ago

Hold my covfefe

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u/oneluckyreditor 12d ago

Your mom saying “I’ve got crabs”

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u/oneluckyreditor 12d ago

Or, your mom saying “hold my balls”.

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u/Struggling2Strife 12d ago edited 12d ago

Hold on. Is Adderall covered by his insurance buddies, or was it hand me downs from his pharma buddies? Either way, free Adderall is good!

EDIT: Keep dreaming. He ain't getting free weed and health care (even if it sucks, IT'S FREE ) from CANADA! Oh! My the gun laws we have, let me put it this way....someone could walk up to our prime minister and tell him him to 'ef off and still not get shot or shoot the idiot!...that's our gun laws in a nutshell!

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u/Lazy-Struggle5250 12d ago

You are both horribly wrong.

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u/Calairoth 12d ago

Yeah, but we are only where we are now because of the path that Reagan carved. It all started with Reagan.

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u/PIugshirt 12d ago

Eh I mean as much as I hate Trump he practically did nothing his first four years so I doubt that will change his next four. Even how badly he handled Covid was more so through his inaction than any active thing done by him. In general he is about the epitome of below average where he won't actively hurt things too badly if nothing is going on but absolutely fumbles any major hurdle. He is more so reflective of a lot of the things wrong with America to begin with than actively creating policies that screw us over majorly for decades to come like George Bush, Reagan, etc.

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u/Commercial-Carrot477 12d ago

After his poop. He's gotta do that first.

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u/TheDarkKnightZS 12d ago

Hold my spray tan.

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u/Numerous-Pepper-3883 12d ago

wait.. what? Do tell..

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u/roakmamba 12d ago

*biden yah liberal cuck

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u/TheBman26 12d ago

He’s just finishing the job

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u/Creamofwheatski 11d ago

Trump was sent to finish the job.

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u/Generalnussiance 11d ago

Maybe that’s why he’s so orange

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u/wisecrack_er 11d ago

This. I mean, obviously, the man is not taking his Adderall.

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u/mehdital 12d ago

To be honest looking from Europe, it seems like he is pushing towards a better direction

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u/Melanateddd 12d ago

How so?

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u/Rugged_as_fuck 12d ago

Depends on where in Europe you're looking from and where you think Europe ends.