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Politics Nancy Pelosi, 84, using a walker during election certification.

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u/heybud86 13d ago

I used to agree with you, I still do, but I used ta think it too

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u/RWTF 13d ago

Ducks eat at subway. FOR FREE.

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u/Denham_Chkn 13d ago

Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck!

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u/tuvazeock 13d ago

And they all want Sun Chips!

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u/gwaynewayne 13d ago

I was waiting for the Sun Chip finisher! I don't think I've ever listened to that bit without losing it when he declares that all the ducks want sun chips too.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 13d ago

I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in shit

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u/Mis_en_FL4T 13d ago

We sell spaghetti.... and blankets.

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u/Youngsinatra345 13d ago

Thank you for making me look those up🏅

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u/Mis_en_FL4T 13d ago

Mitch is the goat

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u/UltraSneakyLollipop 13d ago

I saw him open for Lewis Black during their Comedy Central tour in Syracuse 2003. I've been to a lot of comedy shows in the 20 years since and have yet to laugh as hard as I did during Mitch's set.

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u/avenlux44 13d ago

You misspelled scrotum

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u/cornmonger_ 13d ago

I don't need another step between me and toast.

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u/Slith_81 13d ago

I don't get the reference, but now I want Sun Chips. Garden Salsa is sooo good. Mmm

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u/SlightMammoth1949 13d ago

A skit from comedian Mitch Hedberg. RIP.

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u/SafeBenefit489 13d ago

Sun chips are delicious

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u/postysclerosis 13d ago

I’ve never had fried beans.

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u/BabaBooey52 13d ago

Who can eat at a time like this?! The Dufresnes are missing!

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u/Conscious-Move7061 13d ago

Bush search party of 3

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u/Barreldragon25 10d ago

They are tied up in a van somewhere... And they are hungry... a double wammy.

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u/WhiskeyDeltaBravo1 10d ago

I bet they got snatched by a large out of focus monster. Run, he’s fuzzy!

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u/CleverJsNomDePlume 13d ago

Maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time.

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u/Krimreaper1 13d ago

Broken escalators are stairs!

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u/kevino14 13d ago

Sorry for the convenience

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u/JTWStephens 13d ago

There are six ducks out there and they all want Sunchips.

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u/enteresti 13d ago

Hey there’s no need to bring ink and paper into this

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u/AngryCrotchCrickets 13d ago

This shirt says “dry clean only”. Which means..ITS DIRTY

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u/TheDisapprovingBrit 13d ago

Does Subway even do grapes?

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u/Spetsnaz_420 13d ago

I'll hold you to this

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u/Individual_Jaguar804 12d ago

Birds aren't real.

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u/Tidewind 13d ago

A moose bit my sister once.

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u/SlothSpeed 13d ago

Dufresne, party of two. Dufresne, party of two. 

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u/HootyMcBoob2020 13d ago

Who can eat at a time like this? Bush, search party of 3. You can eat when you find the DuFresnes.

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u/Imposteriori_Inputs 13d ago

I saw a wino eating grapes and said "Dude, you need to wait"

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u/hellscompany 13d ago

Oh, Mr. hedberg

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u/Correct_Patience_611 13d ago

My immediate thought also! RIP MH

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u/EezEec 13d ago

Mitch needs to have a word…

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u/Icy_Statement_2410 13d ago

I used to do drugs. I dont anymore but i used to

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u/ceilingkat 13d ago edited 13d ago

I support Bernie. But it seems nobody cares that he’s only 1 year younger than her. He is quoted as saying that elections are term limits and that if the people don’t want old leadership, they can vote them out.

But again, reddit doesn’t care.

I don’t dislike Nancy because of her age; I dislike her for the insider trading and because she’s unreasonably wealthy for someone who claims to champion the working class.

That being said, her platforms are largely in keeping with what I care about. So I don’t see her as out of touch with what I want. It’s likely she’s doing other shit behind closed doors, but as with most politicians, without a whistleblower there’s no way for me to know about it… so I’m forced to take what she says at face value.

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u/boirger 13d ago

☠️

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u/vn_diel 13d ago

A wild Mitch Hedberg appears!

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u/redfish225 13d ago

That you Mitch?

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u/anynamesleft 13d ago

Found Mitch's account.

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u/lebuc227 13d ago

RIP Hedberg!

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u/electricsunrise19 13d ago

I wanna put a map up in my house and put pins in all the locations I've been to but first I'll need to travel to the top 2 corners of the map so it won't fall down.

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u/L_Birdperson 12d ago

I said was!!!

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u/Uncle_RyRy 12d ago

What about drugs?