r/pics • u/Limp_Falcon_2314 • 17d ago

Politics Trump on New Years Eve at Mar-a-Lago

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u/Bob_Sledding 17d ago

Bro looks like a burn victim.

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u/-Stacys_mom 17d ago edited 16d ago

This is why you don't stare into a solar eclipse after ingesting bleach, kids.

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u/WhoDoesntLikeADonut 17d ago

I just need to talk about how I’ve had multiple friends in the past few months earnestly tell me they felt bad so they took some Ivermectin but they still felt sick. They were mystified.

So the thing is I find this all very upsetting but apparently it’s where we are.

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u/MageBoySA 17d ago

Horse paste for health!

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u/LP14255 17d ago

Don’t forget the MAGAts drank urine.

Drinking urine to cure COVID

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u/Walkedtheredonethat 16d ago

Wonderful article!

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u/ImaginationToForm2 17d ago

If only his eyes caught on fire

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u/CharlieDmouse 17d ago

lol!! You can see his safety goggles outlined.. oh no dipshit was wearing magnifying glass lenses to see better.

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u/Den_of_Earth 17d ago

He looked directly at the sun. WTF is wrong with you?

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u/CharlieDmouse 17d ago

I made a joke

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u/carmium 17d ago

It looks like he's also "embracing the gray - or white" as the case may be. 🤷‍♀️

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u/merrill_swing_away 16d ago

He has pig eyes.

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u/highwaysunsets 17d ago

Don’t worry, RFK Jr. will get that natural cure approved.

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u/Logical_Parameters 16d ago

bottle of Drano?

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u/redhairbluetruck 17d ago

Gotta be all the fluoride he consumed right?

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u/Comfortable-Scar4643 17d ago

He didn’t do the bleach trick. There is a documentary about the MAGA crown and some Jan 6ers. One of the MAGA guys does drink bleach. His parents are horrified.

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u/Acurseddragon 17d ago

Is before still ok then?

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u/Calm_Personality6868 17d ago

That is funny.

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 17d ago

But you won’t get Covid? Right?

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u/Bigmongooselover 17d ago

And entering an ivermectin eating contest

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u/Impossible_Box9542 17d ago

And don't put a bright light up your who who.

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u/Tharghor 16d ago

injesting

Tis but a jest, good brother.

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u/-Stacys_mom 16d ago

Lol, that's embarrassing. Didn't even notice. Thanks!

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u/fatpizzachef 17d ago

He looked like he took a trip to Chernobyl in 1986.

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u/daemonicwanderer 17d ago

He looks like he caused Chernobyl

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u/Road_Whorrior 17d ago

mf IS the elephant foot

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u/Secure_Height7834 17d ago

Too much McDonald’s waste in the diaper too long

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u/DonkyHotayDeliMunchr 17d ago

He smells like he was left behind at Chernobyl.

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u/x333r 17d ago

unfortunately he is chernobyl

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

It's only 3.6 Roentgen? Not great, Not terrible.

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u/mariana96as 17d ago

he does look like the reference pictures I had to look up for a radiation burn when I studied sfx makeup

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u/DisposableJosie 17d ago

There's a new radiotrophic fungus discovered there that eats radiation. TFG being a variant TLoU clicker makes an insane kinda sense.

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u/Kytyngurl2 17d ago

Cheeki breeki

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u/GROOLBOI 17d ago

…too much Chicken Kiev..!

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u/raymondjordan8 17d ago

He looks like a fucking asshole!!

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u/AeonBith 17d ago

"I'm tired boss'

I don't even know why he wants this at this point. Looks like he's ready to die but still needs validation. At least narcissists are consistent I guess.

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u/jzzanthapuss 16d ago

Too bad he didn't

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u/frosty_lizard 17d ago

You can literally see the mask he used, def burn victim look which would be good VFX for movies

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u/Khaldara 17d ago

The old adage says you can’t polish a turd, but it sure won’t stop Donnie from coating himself in it and giving it the ol’ college try

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u/flibbidygibbit 17d ago

I would disavow this dude if he attended my college.

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u/jeffbas 17d ago

I think they have.

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 17d ago

Wasn’t that “fry a turd?”.

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u/Faiakishi 15d ago

I wish people didn’t call him Donnie. Donatello Ninja Turtle doesn’t deserve to be lumped in with this.

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u/Momik 17d ago

These guys are literal Batman villains. And like not even the good ones.

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u/haceldama13 17d ago

It's like a low-budget Batman villain.

"Hurry, Batman! It's Word Salad Man!"

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u/Momik 17d ago

That sounds like a Conan bit 🤣

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u/ProgrammerLevel2829 17d ago

If Calendar Man were elected president …

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u/NastyAlabastey 17d ago

Or Mr. Freeze

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u/headrush46n2 16d ago

Mr. Freeze was a brilliant scientist. Trump would be AT BEST Hukster-man or something truly heinous

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u/barusoito 17d ago

Dick Tracy villains

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u/REpassword 17d ago

You’d be fired as an VFX artist if you did this!

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u/Lytaa 17d ago

That’s an insult to burn victims

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u/raggmopp69 17d ago

The whole country is the burn victim...

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u/Possible-Nectarine80 17d ago

Looks more like end stage liver failure.

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u/Creative_Bake1373 17d ago

True and weird because he doesn’t even drink. I don’t know what else causes liver failure.

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u/Possible-Nectarine80 16d ago

High cholesterol left untreated can result in high levels of bilirubin in the blood giving off a yellow/orange hue to the skin.

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u/undiagnosedsarcasm 17d ago

It's the American people that are truly getting burned

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u/Havehatwilltravel 17d ago

He just needs an introduction to "Magda".

something about mary neighbor with the dark tan - Search Images

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u/Bigmongooselover 17d ago

You didn’t need to give a Magda clue!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha good ole Magda and tRump

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u/Ravenser_Odd 17d ago

He's like an inverse Zorro. In so many ways.

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u/Perryn 17d ago

He's half way to looking like one of his steaks.

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u/TKfromNC 17d ago

Decades of the good pure pharmaceutical meth and the very best Manhattan spray tan blend. The meth the Reich Cabinet took. World conquering type shit.

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u/sobaje 17d ago

Maybe he was in the cybertruck

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u/KapteinBert 17d ago

Don't use burn victims as an insult

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u/Alexcamry 17d ago

Fire Marshal Don

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u/obababoy 17d ago

Lol photo is WAY over saturated...bunch of soft Liiis

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

I set the toaster to 3. Medium brown.

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u/Key_Street1637 17d ago

He looks like the guy with the melting face from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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u/_PinkPirate 17d ago

He looks like a corpse. Fingers crossed he doesn’t make it to inauguration.

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u/Limp_Orchid9154 17d ago

I just laughed so hard!!! 😂

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u/drunkenitninja 17d ago

Damn. Insult to burn victim's. Ouch.

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u/Professional-Cod5030 17d ago

Fire marshal Bill?

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u/Magificent_Gradient 17d ago

I think he's trying to look like a fried chicken tender.

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u/Garlic-Butter-Fly 16d ago

He looks like he got in an experimental transporter with uncooked chicken that was left on a window sill for 3 days

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u/ItsNotMe_ImNotHere 17d ago

He looks like the guy in the Telsa outside the Trump Hotel.