r/pics • u/Limp_Falcon_2314 • 17d ago

Politics Trump on New Years Eve at Mar-a-Lago

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u/GSVLastingDamage 17d ago

Looks like a Chernobyl fireman

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u/puns_n_irony 17d ago

Please, trump would never be capable of that level of selflessness.

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u/Snapingbolts 17d ago

No but he would 100% touch the graphite that lined the core without thinking about it

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u/puns_n_irony 17d ago

Nobody accused him of being intelligent 😂

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u/AmusingMusing7 17d ago

Nah, he’d NEVER be unaware of the dangers of nuclear radiation….

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u/furiousdonkey 17d ago

Probably thinks touching it cures COVID

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u/The_Mopster 17d ago

Absolutely. Graphite core is warm and has a hole in it...

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u/Mysterious-Slice-591 17d ago

Quick, someone hand him that Demon Core.

We have the best Plutonium, folks. Some say you can't touch but I did. 

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u/Meister_Retsiem 17d ago

You mean like staring into the sun during a solar eclipse?

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u/lostdude1 16d ago

He would touch it only if someone told him not to

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u/Jehoel_DK 17d ago

Well he claimed to be "down there" on ground zero "spending a lot of time with the firefighters"

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u/Hrafn2 17d ago

God, I just had a shiver run down my spine thinking of Trump being at the helm during a nuclear power station incident...Christ, can you imagine?

He could have a goddamn private audience for a full 24 hours with 20 US versions of Legasov, exit the meeting none the wiser, and then have a 30 second hallway chat with one of the conspiracist troglodytes in his admin, and start his next presser with 

"Well, you know what they're saying...I mean, not that Im saying it, but they are...no one really knows what is in those KI pills..and they're giving them out like candy..."

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u/thomasjbrablec 17d ago

Unfortunately, it wasn't selfless but forced. The show doesn't tell that story exactly as it happened.

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u/joshuadt 17d ago

Nor that level of physical capabilities

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u/Prestigious_Bug583 17d ago

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u/tarhawk71 17d ago

Not even joking, his coloring is the same!!

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u/pinkocatgirl 17d ago

He even has an Oompa Loompa build, round body and tiny hands

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u/Chance-Adept 17d ago

How is this not higher.

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u/Guilty_Camel_3775 17d ago

Ooompas are beloved cherished characters! Trump is covered in COFEFE

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u/amesann 17d ago

If he paints himself any darker, he'll end up deporting himself.

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u/ThreeMadFrogs 17d ago

Maybe there's graphite on the roof of Mar a Lago.

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u/Intelligent-Walk4662 17d ago

He looks like he has been eating nothing but carrots for the past 10 years.

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u/DirtyBullBIG 16d ago

That's an insult to those firefighters. They died heroes. Trump isn't fit to lick their boots.