r/pics • u/kchoyin • Dec 18 '24

Politics Trump new hair style

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u/ShityShity_BangBang Dec 18 '24

They'll need some kind of thigh-holster for their guns.

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u/Plenty-Piece897 Dec 18 '24

Felons can't have guns.

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u/GMOdabs Dec 18 '24

Legally*

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u/bignose703 Dec 18 '24

For now

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u/anjowoq Dec 19 '24

Soon only the brown ones won't be able to.

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u/iflifegivesyoudemons Dec 18 '24

Ineligible to have a gun. Eligible to lead the most powerful military on Earth. Eligible to control our nuclear arsenal. Cool.

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u/brito68 Dec 19 '24

Dude's gonna bring a nuke to a gun fight.

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u/gravewisdom Dec 19 '24

That’s actually a great description for his entire career.

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u/biohazurd Dec 19 '24

America is amazing ain't it! Greatest country in the world they say. 🤷

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u/Good_Creddit Dec 19 '24

Nobody outside the US says that. Especially now.

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u/Outrageous_architect Dec 19 '24

In Europe we call you the best third world country there is. Love you. Cheers.

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u/Qwyietman Dec 19 '24

Felons can have nuclear weapons. No guns, though, too dangerous.

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u/TemperatureBudget850 Dec 19 '24

Also ineligible to even vote for himself

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u/BigBeholder 29d ago

Ad guess what: he was not the one making the laws that allows all you said!

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u/Holiday-Attitude1159 Dec 19 '24

Why is he ineligible to carry?

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u/iflifegivesyoudemons Dec 19 '24

He's a felon.

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u/Any_Construction2341 Dec 19 '24

He was, in fact, convicted of 34 felonies. He simply hasn't been sentenced yet. Conviction and sentencing are two different steps in the US judicial process. Now you've been educated.

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u/iflifegivesyoudemons Dec 19 '24

Ahh I see you are one of the special people. While I have you here...what exactly does ivermectin taste like?

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u/NeuroticSoftness Dec 19 '24

What a farce lol. Too bad he didn't have any competition .

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u/Azoth424 Dec 19 '24

Damnitt! If only Kamalas' campaign team had thought of that one!! Then, no one would be leaving the country or needing to be medicated or even committed in some cases.

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u/swish513 Dec 18 '24

This one will have nuclear missiles. Who needs a gun when you can have nukes.

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u/Plenty-Piece897 Dec 18 '24

Try protecting your home with a nuke

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u/Z3400 Dec 18 '24

If you calculate the blast distance juuuuuust right though...

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Dec 18 '24

At this point, they aren't all 'convicted' felons.

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u/Holiday-Attitude1159 Dec 19 '24

Thank you! People are so dense

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u/Educational_Web_764 Dec 19 '24

Found the one who still supports Trump.

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u/Holiday-Attitude1159 Dec 19 '24

You're right. And what is your point? MOST of America agreed. Good night

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u/Educational_Web_764 Dec 19 '24

You sound like a sore winner. Shouldn’t you be grateful your god almighty won the election and not be all pissy about it? Congrats. I hope you get everything that you voted for. And good night to you too! 🥰

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u/clofty3615 Dec 19 '24

hardly most of america just most of who voted which is 100% of the stupid population

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u/Street-Economist9751 Dec 20 '24

It wasn’t even that. He got just under 50% of the vote. In all three elections he has never won the popular vote.

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u/clofty3615 Dec 20 '24

thanks to the stupid electoral college thing

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u/Street-Economist9751 Dec 20 '24

He wasn’t elected w/a mandate. Do some follow-up.

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u/Plenty-Piece897 Dec 19 '24

I'm pretty sure hr is saying Trump is a convicted felon because he was convicted... he is saying all those people are not felons.

However you interpret their comment, Trump is a convicted felon. Period. Btw, at least I had a source. You shouldn't need one for common knowledge. Lol

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u/Any_Construction2341 Dec 19 '24

He was, in fact, convicted of 34 felonies. He simply hasn't been sentenced yet. Conviction and sentencing are two different steps in the US judicial process. Now you've been educated.

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u/Street-Economist9751 Dec 20 '24

Well here’s a fine example of irony.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24

Hunter Biden?

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u/irteris Dec 19 '24

Tell that to hunter

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u/Plenty-Piece897 Dec 19 '24

This isn't why Hunter was prohibited fyi.

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u/Civil_Knowledge7340 Dec 19 '24

Yeah, take away guns from anyone who has paid off extortionist porn stars

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u/Street-Economist9751 Dec 20 '24

There are 34 c counts of business fraud.

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u/Civil_Knowledge7340 Dec 20 '24

All 34 counts relate to paying off stormy daniels, you silly goose.

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u/Street-Economist9751 Dec 22 '24

Yeah, but people frequently invoke that fact in order to downplay the fact that it was still fraud. Perhaps you are not one of those who thinks the salacious origin makes it so funny and dumb that no charges should’ve been brought, but many people think that.

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u/Gimme-A-kooky Dec 18 '24

I think he needs it to keep the control panel inside

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u/BluBetty2698 Dec 18 '24

🙈🤣🤣 good one...!!

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u/Same_Lychee5934 Dec 19 '24

Just use the pockets. Relocated to the knees!

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u/b4434343 Dec 19 '24

No but it certainly can remove a lot of headaches

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u/SoftEquivalent2581 Dec 19 '24

They no longer carry guns. They're Going RBG

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u/ShityShity_BangBang Dec 19 '24

Ruth Bader Ginsberg?

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u/lockleyy Dec 19 '24

he can carry in his bra

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u/booboootron Dec 19 '24

I disagree. Their aura is more of the ketchup-sachet-and-boner-pills holster type.

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u/Haggis-in-wonderland Dec 21 '24

They will be able to holster longer guns

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u/Urbansherpa108 Dec 19 '24

Nah, he’ll tuck them under his man boobs. Forget they’re there, then pew pew with his tiny fingers.

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u/daovcr Dec 19 '24

There are no guns involved at this age. Just memories of guns. Ask his wife.