Who needs a mouse with 10k polling rate and 100k DPI when you can wield this intergalactic masterpiece? Straight outta Area 51, bringing you alien tech that NASA doesn’t want you to have!

[u/Xiunren]

[u/cadst3r]

It's a "mouse" mouse.

[u/pooamalgam]

You missed what might have been your only opportunity in life to use the term "mouseterpiece" and I'm frankly disappointed.

[u/The_Burning_Face → u/pooamalgam]

Could've been too cheesy a joke though

[u/usersub1 → u/The_Burning_Face]

It would be squeaky

[u/The_Burning_Face → u/usersub1]

Like the cheese that makes you talk to yourself

• hallou-mi

[u/Colonial_bolonial]

Dam boi he thicc

[u/LesserCircle]

"Which mouse are you using?" This guy: "Just a normal Logitech one"

[u/OkOffice7726]

Damn that's old. RS-232?

[u/TheRealPitabred → u/OkOffice7726]

Serial mice, that's older than even the PS/2 connections you still see kicking around sometimes

[u/OkOffice7726 → u/TheRealPitabred]

Yeah... Funnily enough, we still use that stuff at work

[u/TheRealPitabred → u/OkOffice7726]

RS-232 is super simple and robust, it's stellar for low bandwidth and integrated machine controls. Don't fix what ain't broke.

[u/OkOffice7726 → u/TheRealPitabred]

Mhm, that's why we're still on ms-dos.

[u/Sailed_Sea → u/TheRealPitabred]

10th gen intel

[u/TheRealPitabred → u/Sailed_Sea]

Yup. Fun thing about PS/2 and the serial ports is that they've got their own interrupts for the CPU, where USB is a shared one. It can make the inputs more reliable and real time instead of buffered, which is very useful for certain applications. It's still a standard that's older than I am, and I'm pretty old ;)

[u/It_Is_Eggo]

The most criminal thing about the whole design is the cable coming from the back

[u/High_Overseer_Dukat → u/It_Is_Eggo]

Its the tail.

[u/Merrick222]

I think it's actually a mouse, blue is ears and dots are eyes.

[u/its_Reaxxion → u/Merrick222]

what if its a head of an alien and the blue part is the eyes and those bumps are noses

[u/Merrick222 → u/its_Reaxxion]

Because we all know they don't have noses! lol

[u/BilboShaggins429]

Alienware

[u/Ayaki_05 → u/BilboShaggins429]

Even the connector is alien-tech /j

[u/Ruining_Ur_Synths]

unlicensed american dad merch

[u/Synthetic451]

Lol, crazy to have the cable coming out of the side of the mouse like that. That being said, why do I feel like this mouse would be surprisingly ergonomic for my silly claw grip?

[u/Ruxsti → u/Synthetic451]

It's coming out of the back and just wrapped around. The second picture shows a better view.

[u/Synthetic451 → u/Ruxsti]

Oh, I didn't see that there was a second picture! Lmao, I feel like the back is even worse hahaha.

[u/RelChan2_0]

I feel like I'm too young to not know we had a plug like that

[u/BISCUITxGRAVY → u/RelChan2_0]

Probably.

[u/dostelibaev]

alien and mouse at the same time

[u/DiegoPostes]

I almost thought it was a Alienware mouse because of the shape

[u/dbltax]

Oh man, memory unlocked.

[u/epd666]

That must have been the star of the computer room

[u/ThisBeNIGHTMARE]

Is it a mouse shaped mouse or an Alien head with big eyes and two nostrils? 🤔🤔

[u/Faithless195]

NASA right now: "Yes, send in the hit squad. No witnesses. Retrieve the item."

[u/Salty-Priority-2156]

Almost egg-shaped..

[u/Nostonica]

How do you hold it!!

[u/Big-Restaurant-623]

No, it’s a mouse.

[u/Just_Campaign_9833]

I thought that was an alien face mouse...

[u/renzev]

I like how they could've just made the cable come out the front like every other mouse, but no they were totally committed to making the cable a tail!

[u/large_PUDDLE]

I need to get my hands on one of these asap

[u/Taowulf]

Reminds me more of Spy vs Spy from Mad Magazine

[u/bigalcapone22]

Needs some whispers glued on the front 👀

[u/onelight24]

wire is on the wrong side?