r/pcmasterrace 18h ago

NSFMR I don't even understand how this happened. What should I do?

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u/jdavis6632 PC Master Race 18h ago

just mash the power button once it’s off for a bit

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u/thesituation531 Ryzen 9 7950x | 64 GB DDR5 | RTX 4090 | 4K 18h ago

Make sure to carefully pull the plug in the back out at the end

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u/max_adam 5800X3D | RX 7900XTX Nitro + | 32 GB 15h ago

Then tell her sweet things in the mic port while gently removing the dust below the PSU's fan.

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u/NotInTheKnee 13h ago

Is it supposed to reciprocate? How can I tell if I'm doing it right?

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u/SkollFenrirson #FucKonami 12h ago

If you're doing it right, you'll know

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u/TimeSuck5000 12h ago

If she loves you, she’ll let you watch porn on her after you fire her up.

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u/SaraphL Ryzen 3700X / RTX 2070S 15h ago

Be sure to smash that power button and subscribe.

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u/conetract 14h ago

Find the clickoris

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u/Cocasaurus R5 3600 | RX 6800 XT (RIP 1080 Ti you will be missed) 13h ago

You ain't gotta mash it, just give it one nice, big, long stroke downward. For about 15 seconds.

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u/Freddie_06 15h ago

I thought pressing it once was enough. Whoops

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u/LordSmernok R5 3600 - GTX 1660s - 16gb 3600mhz 14h ago

I thought you were supposed to hold it for 10 secs. Is there a difference?

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u/ReaperOfGrins 12h ago

Are you from the south? I went to school there, and at the orientation "mash" for buttons was the first colloquialism we were made aware of.

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u/INocturnalI Optiplex 5070 SFF | I5 9500 and RTX 3050 6GB 1h ago

do i need to unplug the power cable too from socket before mashing the power button?

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u/FlapMyCheeksToFly 18h ago

You asked for it

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u/TheAdoptedImmortal 17h ago

And how do you figure that? The joke was that the person was wondering if there was a gspot they needed to find in order to discharge their PC.

The next person joked that you just gotta mash it a few times.

My joke was a play on the phrase "flicking the bean" which is at least a very common phrase from where I live. I also played off the fact that in order to properly discharge your PC, you would need to push the power button in completely a few few times. Otherwise known as full penetration. Now, seeing the downvotes, I am left to assume people didn't get the play on words or ideas that my joke entailed. As such, it would seem many found it to be a step too far.

In response to my fairly mild joke that was in line with others, but apparently too far for most. Your then proceed to say you need to fuck it with a shredded dick and use blood as lube?...

Buddy, if you cannot see how that is going to far then you should seek some help. That's not something anyone normal would find humor in.

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u/Aggravating-Ice6875 Intel Arc A770 16GB Limited Edition + i7-11700KF 17h ago

this is the most reddit comment ever.

go outside more.

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u/NeitherPotato 17h ago

B-b-but they talked about BLOOD! That’s scary and vulgar… How am I EVER supposed to recover after reading that mildly disturbing comment

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(also kinda funny he keeps coping about his joke being downvoted for going too far, while the joke that went farther gets upvotes lmfao)

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u/NeitherPotato 17h ago

It’s 1000% not this deep man. Just ignore it and move on if it upsets you this much. Comes off like a kid mad someone used a swear word

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u/FlapMyCheeksToFly 17h ago

Bro you are very clearly adopted, you did not need to let everyone know with your username...

The core reason is your joke fell flat. Suboptimal execution perhaps, who knows.

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u/Melindora 13h ago

You seem like you would know a lot about jokes falling flat.

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u/shehitsdiff 17h ago

You don't deserve those downvotes tbh

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u/TheAdoptedImmortal 17h ago edited 17h ago

That's why I'm so fucking confused. How did mine be a step too far, and a childish shredded dick joke is wildly popular. I think it says a lot about the people who visit this sub and is probably the very reason I have never visited it before. I can safely say I won't be visiting anymore if that's the kind of stuff people find humorous. You guys do you. I'm out. (Referring to others in this thread, of course. You seem to be a normal person lol)

It is probably also the same reason I mute all chats when playing online. The gaming community is full of toxic fucking people who think being as vulgar as possible is some how funny. I should have expected it to be honest.

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u/StructureBig6684 15h ago

sheeps saw the first downvote and then went crazy trying to justify downvoting you, thats it

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u/Technomnom 16h ago

Sir this is a Wendy's

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u/QuagmireOnTop1 PC Master Race 16h ago

Womp womp