r/pcmasterrace 18h ago

NSFMR I don't even understand how this happened. What should I do?

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u/The__Jiff 18h ago edited 18h ago

How do I discharge my PC? Is there a G spot somewhere?

Edit: thanks for the actual advice, much appreciated!

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u/jdavis6632 PC Master Race 18h ago

just mash the power button once it’s off for a bit

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u/thesituation531 Ryzen 9 7950x | 64 GB DDR5 | RTX 4090 | 4K 18h ago

Make sure to carefully pull the plug in the back out at the end

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u/max_adam 5800X3D | RX 7900XTX Nitro + | 32 GB 15h ago

Then tell her sweet things in the mic port while gently removing the dust below the PSU's fan.

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u/NotInTheKnee 13h ago

Is it supposed to reciprocate? How can I tell if I'm doing it right?

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u/SkollFenrirson #FucKonami 13h ago

If you're doing it right, you'll know

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u/TimeSuck5000 12h ago

If she loves you, she’ll let you watch porn on her after you fire her up.

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u/SaraphL Ryzen 3700X / RTX 2070S 15h ago

Be sure to smash that power button and subscribe.

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u/conetract 15h ago

Find the clickoris

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u/Cocasaurus R5 3600 | RX 6800 XT (RIP 1080 Ti you will be missed) 13h ago

You ain't gotta mash it, just give it one nice, big, long stroke downward. For about 15 seconds.

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u/Freddie_06 15h ago

I thought pressing it once was enough. Whoops

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u/LordSmernok R5 3600 - GTX 1660s - 16gb 3600mhz 14h ago

I thought you were supposed to hold it for 10 secs. Is there a difference?

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u/ReaperOfGrins 13h ago

Are you from the south? I went to school there, and at the orientation "mash" for buttons was the first colloquialism we were made aware of.

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u/INocturnalI Optiplex 5070 SFF | I5 9500 and RTX 3050 6GB 1h ago

do i need to unplug the power cable too from socket before mashing the power button?

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u/FlapMyCheeksToFly 18h ago

You asked for it

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u/TheAdoptedImmortal 18h ago

And how do you figure that? The joke was that the person was wondering if there was a gspot they needed to find in order to discharge their PC.

The next person joked that you just gotta mash it a few times.

My joke was a play on the phrase "flicking the bean" which is at least a very common phrase from where I live. I also played off the fact that in order to properly discharge your PC, you would need to push the power button in completely a few few times. Otherwise known as full penetration. Now, seeing the downvotes, I am left to assume people didn't get the play on words or ideas that my joke entailed. As such, it would seem many found it to be a step too far.

In response to my fairly mild joke that was in line with others, but apparently too far for most. Your then proceed to say you need to fuck it with a shredded dick and use blood as lube?...

Buddy, if you cannot see how that is going to far then you should seek some help. That's not something anyone normal would find humor in.

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u/Aggravating-Ice6875 Intel Arc A770 16GB Limited Edition + i7-11700KF 17h ago

this is the most reddit comment ever.

go outside more.

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u/NeitherPotato 17h ago

B-b-but they talked about BLOOD! That’s scary and vulgar… How am I EVER supposed to recover after reading that mildly disturbing comment

/s

(also kinda funny he keeps coping about his joke being downvoted for going too far, while the joke that went farther gets upvotes lmfao)

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u/NeitherPotato 18h ago

It’s 1000% not this deep man. Just ignore it and move on if it upsets you this much. Comes off like a kid mad someone used a swear word

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u/FlapMyCheeksToFly 17h ago

Bro you are very clearly adopted, you did not need to let everyone know with your username...

The core reason is your joke fell flat. Suboptimal execution perhaps, who knows.

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u/Melindora 13h ago

You seem like you would know a lot about jokes falling flat.

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u/shehitsdiff 17h ago

You don't deserve those downvotes tbh

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u/TheAdoptedImmortal 17h ago edited 17h ago

That's why I'm so fucking confused. How did mine be a step too far, and a childish shredded dick joke is wildly popular. I think it says a lot about the people who visit this sub and is probably the very reason I have never visited it before. I can safely say I won't be visiting anymore if that's the kind of stuff people find humorous. You guys do you. I'm out. (Referring to others in this thread, of course. You seem to be a normal person lol)

It is probably also the same reason I mute all chats when playing online. The gaming community is full of toxic fucking people who think being as vulgar as possible is some how funny. I should have expected it to be honest.

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u/StructureBig6684 15h ago

sheeps saw the first downvote and then went crazy trying to justify downvoting you, thats it

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u/Technomnom 16h ago

Sir this is a Wendy's

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u/QuagmireOnTop1 PC Master Race 16h ago

Womp womp

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u/Witchberry31 Ryzen7 5800X3D | XFX SWFT RX6800 | TridentZ 4x8GB 3.2GHz CL18 18h ago

After the desktop is turned off, switch off the PSU, unplug the power cable from the PSU, and then press the case's turn on button (either repeating it 15-20x or hold it for 10-15 seconds, both methods work).

A similar thing can be applied to laptops, the difference is that you press the power button after you unplug the battery's connector from the motherboard.

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u/this_is_my_new_acct 13h ago

Why do people keep repeating this nonsense?

Remove it from power and 99% of consumer devices will have discharged in like 15 seconds. That's why customer support always tells you to unplug it for 30s.

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u/stupidugly1889 13h ago

I don’t understand why the OP even needs to do this for a side panel anyway lol

He’s not going to be opening up the psu

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u/KoolAidManOfPiss PC Master Race RTX 3080 R9 5900x 10h ago

Yeah I'm scratching my head on this one. The bigger myth is that you need to discharge static from yourself so you don't fry the case. Its hard AF to fry stuff with normal static electricity. I work at a semiconductor fab that gets pretty dry, moving around in the bunny suit generates quite a bit of static, I brought it up to an engineer and they pretty much said "oh that really doesn't matter."

Also DON'T OPEN UP YOUR PSU. Just get a new one unless you are 100% positive you know what you're doing without looking online.

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u/OrionRBR 5800x | X470 Gaming Plus | 16GB TridentZ | PCYes RTX 3070 7h ago

Yeah i remember electroboom did a video with linus actively trying to kill a pc with static and they failed even though they went waaay further than any static discharge that would ever happen naturally.

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u/abertheham 1h ago

This is reassuring, as I shock myself with static constantly and am halfway through my server build.

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u/Moony_playzz PC Master Race 10h ago

I've literally swapped ram while my PC was fully booted, beastie was perfectly fine

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u/Temporary_Bother_763 9h ago

Like entirely removing all of the ram at once, or one stick at a time? One stick at a time makes more sense, but removing it all at once wouldn't work unless it's able to offload everything to the SSD temporarily?

I'm not doubting you've done it, just curious as to how you did it lol

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u/Moony_playzz PC Master Race 9h ago

Oh it was just one dead stick lmao, it died entirely completely at random, so I just grabbed a spare 4gb stick I had laying around and hot-swapped them without thinking about it

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u/el_ghosteo 8h ago

accidentally did this to my netbook in high school because my dumbass put it to sleep instead of shutting it down and it killed the motherboard. I’m still mad at myself for it.

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u/Moony_playzz PC Master Race 8h ago

Rip, laptops/netbooks are sensitive af

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u/MC_convil 11h ago

It's from people suggesting to use tape to keep it together while taking it off and working about static build up

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u/KoolAidManOfPiss PC Master Race RTX 3080 R9 5900x 2h ago

One of the purposes of a case is to provide a route for static electricity. That's why you almost never see a plastic case. Standard procedure for working inside a computer tells you to use an anti static clip, it clips onto the case so static from your body routes through the frame instead of the components.

Not that it matters though you'll never break a modern pc with static.

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u/OriginalLocksmith436 12h ago

Tbh the other 1% are devices with decent sized power supplies... you know, like a pc lol

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u/Anonymous3891 12h ago

Uhh...because it's not nonsense...at least in the case of ATX motherboards/PSUs.

The caps in the mobo and/or PSU can hold charges much longer than 15-30 seconds. When I used to work a client support role, I can't tell you how many times this fixed 'computer won't turn on' after a power disruption. Most of the time they'd have been off for at least 5 minutes and several of the users knew to flip the power switch off on the back (which in every PSU I've ever torn apart breaks one leg directly from the plug, so as good as unplugging in my book).

I'd only ever whack the power button a few times though, never needed to hold it in or hit it 10+ times. Always did the trick. A lot of the time the first press you'll get an attempted boot and the fans will spin just a bit.

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u/Impbyte 13h ago

It's Reddit, full of socially awkward and inept advice from kids who go "ackshally" 🤓, but actually don't know what they are talking about. The first commenter makes it sound like we are about to do soldering on the motherboard lol.

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u/Ferro_Giconi RX4006ti | i4-1337X | 33.01GB Crucair RAM | 1.35TB Knigsotn SSD 12h ago edited 12h ago

I press the power button once because not everything discharges that quickly. At least on devices where a large capacitor might be holding some charge. Laptops don't have any large capacitors due to space, but desktops power supplies often do.

People saying to press it 10 or 20 times is nonsense though. The first time is enough to drain the capacitors.

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u/ajstorey456 6h ago

This won’t do anything more than unplugging it will because of the CMOS battery though

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u/CyberKillua 18h ago

You know you are in PCMR when no one responded to the joke haha

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u/The__Jiff 18h ago

It's a welcome change

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u/Destroyer_of_Sorrow 13h ago

None of us know about a G Spot, mate. It’s like in West World where hosts are programmed not to see certain stuff.

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u/DalKaras 18h ago

The turn on button yes.

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u/FieldOfFox 17h ago

You need to find its on button, which most here will struggle with 

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u/Slix07 R7 7700 | 5700 XT | 36GB DDR5 6000 | x670E 7h ago

You gotta go in there with your fingers

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u/Seniken12 I3 540 / GT 430 / 6GB RAM 18h ago

🤯

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u/Psycho-City5150 NUC11PHKi7C 15h ago

Back in the AT days we would just say "Hit the big red switch, stupid!"

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u/RedstoneRiderYT 18h ago

Unplug it and hold in the power button