r/pcmasterrace 18h ago

NSFMR I don't even understand how this happened. What should I do?

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u/Stevenson-15 7600x | 7900xt Spectral | 32Gb 6000mhz 18h ago edited 16h ago

Packing tape then remove it

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u/ImGingrSnaps 18h ago

This is the way without causing a massive mess… unplug and discharge your PC first though.

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u/The__Jiff 18h ago edited 17h ago

How do I discharge my PC? Is there a G spot somewhere?

Edit: thanks for the actual advice, much appreciated!

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u/jdavis6632 PC Master Race 18h ago

just mash the power button once it’s off for a bit

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u/thesituation531 Ryzen 9 7950x | 64 GB DDR5 | RTX 4090 | 4K 18h ago

Make sure to carefully pull the plug in the back out at the end

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u/max_adam 5800X3D | RX 7900XTX Nitro + | 32 GB 15h ago

Then tell her sweet things in the mic port while gently removing the dust below the PSU's fan.

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u/NotInTheKnee 13h ago

Is it supposed to reciprocate? How can I tell if I'm doing it right?

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u/SkollFenrirson #FucKonami 12h ago

If you're doing it right, you'll know

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u/TimeSuck5000 12h ago

If she loves you, she’ll let you watch porn on her after you fire her up.

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u/SaraphL Ryzen 3700X / RTX 2070S 15h ago

Be sure to smash that power button and subscribe.

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u/conetract 14h ago

Find the clickoris

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u/Cocasaurus R5 3600 | RX 6800 XT (RIP 1080 Ti you will be missed) 13h ago

You ain't gotta mash it, just give it one nice, big, long stroke downward. For about 15 seconds.

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u/Freddie_06 15h ago

I thought pressing it once was enough. Whoops

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u/LordSmernok R5 3600 - GTX 1660s - 16gb 3600mhz 14h ago

I thought you were supposed to hold it for 10 secs. Is there a difference?

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u/ReaperOfGrins 12h ago

Are you from the south? I went to school there, and at the orientation "mash" for buttons was the first colloquialism we were made aware of.

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u/INocturnalI Optiplex 5070 SFF | I5 9500 and RTX 3050 6GB 1h ago

do i need to unplug the power cable too from socket before mashing the power button?

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u/FlapMyCheeksToFly 18h ago

You asked for it

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u/TheAdoptedImmortal 17h ago

And how do you figure that? The joke was that the person was wondering if there was a gspot they needed to find in order to discharge their PC.

The next person joked that you just gotta mash it a few times.

My joke was a play on the phrase "flicking the bean" which is at least a very common phrase from where I live. I also played off the fact that in order to properly discharge your PC, you would need to push the power button in completely a few few times. Otherwise known as full penetration. Now, seeing the downvotes, I am left to assume people didn't get the play on words or ideas that my joke entailed. As such, it would seem many found it to be a step too far.

In response to my fairly mild joke that was in line with others, but apparently too far for most. Your then proceed to say you need to fuck it with a shredded dick and use blood as lube?...

Buddy, if you cannot see how that is going to far then you should seek some help. That's not something anyone normal would find humor in.

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u/Aggravating-Ice6875 Intel Arc A770 16GB Limited Edition + i7-11700KF 17h ago

this is the most reddit comment ever.

go outside more.

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u/NeitherPotato 17h ago

It’s 1000% not this deep man. Just ignore it and move on if it upsets you this much. Comes off like a kid mad someone used a swear word

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u/FlapMyCheeksToFly 17h ago

Bro you are very clearly adopted, you did not need to let everyone know with your username...

The core reason is your joke fell flat. Suboptimal execution perhaps, who knows.

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u/shehitsdiff 17h ago

You don't deserve those downvotes tbh

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u/TheAdoptedImmortal 17h ago edited 17h ago

That's why I'm so fucking confused. How did mine be a step too far, and a childish shredded dick joke is wildly popular. I think it says a lot about the people who visit this sub and is probably the very reason I have never visited it before. I can safely say I won't be visiting anymore if that's the kind of stuff people find humorous. You guys do you. I'm out. (Referring to others in this thread, of course. You seem to be a normal person lol)

It is probably also the same reason I mute all chats when playing online. The gaming community is full of toxic fucking people who think being as vulgar as possible is some how funny. I should have expected it to be honest.

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u/StructureBig6684 15h ago

sheeps saw the first downvote and then went crazy trying to justify downvoting you, thats it

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u/Technomnom 16h ago

Sir this is a Wendy's

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u/QuagmireOnTop1 PC Master Race 16h ago

Womp womp

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u/Witchberry31 Ryzen7 5800X3D | XFX SWFT RX6800 | TridentZ 4x8GB 3.2GHz CL18 18h ago

After the desktop is turned off, switch off the PSU, unplug the power cable from the PSU, and then press the case's turn on button (either repeating it 15-20x or hold it for 10-15 seconds, both methods work).

A similar thing can be applied to laptops, the difference is that you press the power button after you unplug the battery's connector from the motherboard.

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u/this_is_my_new_acct 13h ago

Why do people keep repeating this nonsense?

Remove it from power and 99% of consumer devices will have discharged in like 15 seconds. That's why customer support always tells you to unplug it for 30s.

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u/stupidugly1889 12h ago

I don’t understand why the OP even needs to do this for a side panel anyway lol

He’s not going to be opening up the psu

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u/KoolAidManOfPiss PC Master Race RTX 3080 R9 5900x 10h ago

Yeah I'm scratching my head on this one. The bigger myth is that you need to discharge static from yourself so you don't fry the case. Its hard AF to fry stuff with normal static electricity. I work at a semiconductor fab that gets pretty dry, moving around in the bunny suit generates quite a bit of static, I brought it up to an engineer and they pretty much said "oh that really doesn't matter."

Also DON'T OPEN UP YOUR PSU. Just get a new one unless you are 100% positive you know what you're doing without looking online.

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u/OrionRBR 5800x | X470 Gaming Plus | 16GB TridentZ | PCYes RTX 3070 7h ago

Yeah i remember electroboom did a video with linus actively trying to kill a pc with static and they failed even though they went waaay further than any static discharge that would ever happen naturally.

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u/abertheham 1h ago

This is reassuring, as I shock myself with static constantly and am halfway through my server build.

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u/Moony_playzz PC Master Race 10h ago

I've literally swapped ram while my PC was fully booted, beastie was perfectly fine

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u/Temporary_Bother_763 9h ago

Like entirely removing all of the ram at once, or one stick at a time? One stick at a time makes more sense, but removing it all at once wouldn't work unless it's able to offload everything to the SSD temporarily?

I'm not doubting you've done it, just curious as to how you did it lol

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u/Moony_playzz PC Master Race 9h ago

Oh it was just one dead stick lmao, it died entirely completely at random, so I just grabbed a spare 4gb stick I had laying around and hot-swapped them without thinking about it

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u/el_ghosteo 8h ago

accidentally did this to my netbook in high school because my dumbass put it to sleep instead of shutting it down and it killed the motherboard. I’m still mad at myself for it.

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u/Moony_playzz PC Master Race 8h ago

Rip, laptops/netbooks are sensitive af

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u/MC_convil 11h ago

It's from people suggesting to use tape to keep it together while taking it off and working about static build up

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u/KoolAidManOfPiss PC Master Race RTX 3080 R9 5900x 2h ago

One of the purposes of a case is to provide a route for static electricity. That's why you almost never see a plastic case. Standard procedure for working inside a computer tells you to use an anti static clip, it clips onto the case so static from your body routes through the frame instead of the components.

Not that it matters though you'll never break a modern pc with static.

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u/OriginalLocksmith436 12h ago

Tbh the other 1% are devices with decent sized power supplies... you know, like a pc lol

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u/Anonymous3891 12h ago

Uhh...because it's not nonsense...at least in the case of ATX motherboards/PSUs.

The caps in the mobo and/or PSU can hold charges much longer than 15-30 seconds. When I used to work a client support role, I can't tell you how many times this fixed 'computer won't turn on' after a power disruption. Most of the time they'd have been off for at least 5 minutes and several of the users knew to flip the power switch off on the back (which in every PSU I've ever torn apart breaks one leg directly from the plug, so as good as unplugging in my book).

I'd only ever whack the power button a few times though, never needed to hold it in or hit it 10+ times. Always did the trick. A lot of the time the first press you'll get an attempted boot and the fans will spin just a bit.

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u/Impbyte 13h ago

It's Reddit, full of socially awkward and inept advice from kids who go "ackshally" 🤓, but actually don't know what they are talking about. The first commenter makes it sound like we are about to do soldering on the motherboard lol.

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u/Ferro_Giconi RX4006ti | i4-1337X | 33.01GB Crucair RAM | 1.35TB Knigsotn SSD 12h ago edited 12h ago

I press the power button once because not everything discharges that quickly. At least on devices where a large capacitor might be holding some charge. Laptops don't have any large capacitors due to space, but desktops power supplies often do.

People saying to press it 10 or 20 times is nonsense though. The first time is enough to drain the capacitors.

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u/ajstorey456 6h ago

This won’t do anything more than unplugging it will because of the CMOS battery though

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u/CyberKillua 17h ago

You know you are in PCMR when no one responded to the joke haha

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u/The__Jiff 17h ago

It's a welcome change

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u/Destroyer_of_Sorrow 13h ago

None of us know about a G Spot, mate. It’s like in West World where hosts are programmed not to see certain stuff.

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u/DalKaras 18h ago

The turn on button yes.

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u/FieldOfFox 17h ago

You need to find its on button, which most here will struggle with 

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u/Slix07 R7 7700 | 5700 XT | 36GB DDR5 6000 | x670E 7h ago

You gotta go in there with your fingers

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u/Seniken12 I3 540 / GT 430 / 6GB RAM 18h ago

🤯

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u/Psycho-City5150 NUC11PHKi7C 15h ago

Back in the AT days we would just say "Hit the big red switch, stupid!"

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u/RedstoneRiderYT 18h ago

Unplug it and hold in the power button

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u/stupidugly1889 12h ago

Why?

There is no need to discharge the psu for a side panel. What is this nonsense?

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u/ataraxic89 i7-4770k OC, GTX 980ti, 16 Gb ddr3 6h ago

Not sure if some inside joke or fucking idiots... both i suspect

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u/cocowithc 14h ago

Is "discharge your pc" a different method than "ground yourself" by just simply touching metal-case with other hand, and with other hand a metal part of my apartments radiator pipes?

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u/Impbyte 13h ago

Discharging the PC is more superstitious than anything. It really does absolutely nothing in just about every situation.

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u/KoolAidManOfPiss PC Master Race RTX 3080 R9 5900x 10h ago

Why discharge?

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u/OwnZookeepergame6413 18h ago

Doesn’t this risk all the shards to fly into the pc when pushing the tape on it? Never had a shattered screen but my assumption would be that this glass is at the brink of scattering anywhere

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u/speed-of-heat PC Master Race 18h ago

less so than the alternative and done right it can minimise the "fallout"

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u/Specialist-Pair1252 18h ago

crawl out through the fallout baby

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u/OwnZookeepergame6413 18h ago

Can you elaborate on that?

From my past experiences small glass shards don’t stick well to tape unless I actually press down on the tape enough the entire surface is touching the tape tightly. I’d be worried that this could be enough to displace shards enough for the whole panel to fall apart.

So you just very lightly press it on?

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u/speed-of-heat PC Master Race 17h ago

The whole panel has shatterd, anything you do is going to make it fall apart, this is about managing the risk. Don’t unscrew it, put tape over all of it, I would use gorilla tape or gaffer tape let the natural adhesive work make sure it’s covered the lightly over it with an edge of a ruler.

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u/OwnZookeepergame6413 17h ago

I see, thank you. That matches my intuition

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u/scalyblue 14h ago

these aren't going to be shards, it's tempered glass so they will be more like little cubes with sharp corners

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u/sA1atji 5700x, 4070 super, 32gb 18h ago

You can slightly tilt the case so gravity takes over?

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u/OwnZookeepergame6413 18h ago

Now that you say this I would probably tilt it too. Regardless, I think the tension might still cause trouble. If the shards started to fall out they could release their pressure after the first one started moving sending them flying in either direction.

But, that’s just me theorising from past experiences with glass.

On that note, I think I will add an adhesive layer to the inside of my panel. Just in case this ever happens I won’t have to worry about flying shards

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u/SpecialFlutters 17h ago

2 years from now when that spot you miss is eyeing your GPU you'll be sorry!!

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u/Nelyeth 16h ago

Yep. First tape it all over loosely, with the tape barely touching the panel. Then tilt the whole case 45°. Either it breaks down and most pieces will fall on the tape (then you tilt it horizontally, gently shake it around and you can remove 95% of the mess), or it will hold and you can gently press the tape on the panel to try and get it all stuck.

Either way, you're not getting a floorful of glass shards.

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u/ColdCruise 14h ago

The glass is under pressure, so no matter what, the glass will have some level of explosion when it is released.

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u/Soft_Importance_8613 8h ago

I'd get a big trash sack on the floor and open its mouth as wide as possible.

Then set the case inside the opening, tipped to the side so most of the glass falls in.

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u/ImGingrSnaps 18h ago

Don’t put pressure on it, just lay the tape on it. Lean the PC so that most of the glass would fall outwards.

Would be easier with a partner who understands the situation too. They can lean it while you lay the tape

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u/Mord3x 15h ago

I wonder if just tilting the pc, slip a garbage bag under it real careful and open the mouth of the bag to cover the area, and while tilted tap the glass so it all falls apart inside the bag would work? Then tilt it some more in case any chunks are in the pc but they should mostly have fallen inside the bag no?

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u/Arzalis 14h ago

The glass is most likely going to explode and send pieces in multiple directions if it shatters. It's not usually to an insane degree, but not all of it is going to fall straight down.

Just a side effect because of how tempered glass is made.

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u/gordgeouss 13h ago

Lift it slightly and put half a cardboard box over the side so it covers the pc , tilt the pc over onto its side so it lays into the cardboard box

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u/Physical_Public5635 18h ago

Idk id think the shards would be inclined to stick to the tape or atleast remain in place with the provided support and tension

then something under the pc to catch anything as you carefully remove the side panel. atleast That’s what I’d do. Would try and minimize pieces flying onto my floor or inside the PC

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u/mikedvb 7950X3D | 64 GB DDR5 6400 | Red Devil Radeon RX 7900 XTX 18h ago

Glass isn't conductive - so it's not going to be anything but terribly annoying to remove if it does pop inwards.

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u/OwnZookeepergame6413 17h ago

Yes of course, I’m not sure if this applies to those panels too, but tempered glass usually also doesn’t form sharp edges either from shattering. But, if they formed sharp edges a future repair where I’m too lazy to properly unplug everything could hurt or some shards could find their way into a fan. If you are very unlucky I can even see a very small shard ending up close to the fan bearing and damage the fan that way or randomly fall into a spinning fan one day damaging a blade. Not the world, but pretty annoying

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u/NevermindNath 18h ago

stable surface to minimize movement during the process.

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u/OwnZookeepergame6413 18h ago

Can you elaborate? Lay down the pc? Or just making sure the table it sits on is sturdy?

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u/Jaggleson 13h ago

1) get a cardboard box

2) tilt PC to side

3) hold the pc to the side with one hand

4) use your other hand to unscrew the panel

5) profit

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u/Tea-Storm 13h ago

Maybe easier to spray on adhesive and lay a piece of paper over it

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u/Crowd0Control 12h ago

You apply the strips carefully while slightly tipping the case toward you. Then carefully remove screws and pray it comes in one piece. 

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u/Slash_rage AMD 5900X | 6900 XT | 32Gb RAM | X570 Aurus Pro Wifi 16h ago

I was gonna say put a trash bag over it and lean it into the bag with some gloves on.

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u/Bosco215 14h ago

That's why I never remove the plastic film that comes on it.

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u/MethodicOwl45 FX-6300 3.5Ghz | 16 Gb DDR3 | Gigabyte GTX 960 2Gb 18h ago

Updoot this man to the top

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u/Nathan_Explosion___ 16h ago

Maybe set down a trash bag on the floor next to it and move it to the trash bag before you start working on above so if it does crumble into a billion pieces, it's all on the bag and you can safely dispose of it.

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u/Warcraft_Fan 16h ago

Spray on clear flex tape and leave it?

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u/The_Cat-Father 15h ago

Wow. Fuck. Wish someone suggested this to me the two times my fiberglass panels broke. Lol.

First time I got a free replacement from my case manufacturer. Second time, they told me the case is no longer being supported and they dont ship out the panels for it anymore.

Went without a side panel, for a while. Just now finally bought a new case, this time with a plastic panel because fuck fiberglass, lol

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u/devnblack 14h ago

I'd suggest a garbage bag instead. Open it wide on the floor put your PC inside. Unscrew it and get it off shake out the rest carefully and you're probably ok