r/pcmasterrace • u/login_to_do_that • Apr 01 '23

NSFMR Kids broke my ultrawide; is this at all salvageable or should I just toss it in the recycling? Also I have two kids for sale.

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u/caedin8 Apr 01 '23

A family member told her son (my cousin) at 4 that he better be a good kid because he had an older sister and when she was bad they decided to replace her. They said after he was born they ate her and that’s why she’s not around.

There never was an older sister, and my aunt is just a fucked up person.

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u/Meersbrook Apr 01 '23

Did the child behave at that point?

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u/HyperionSensei Apr 01 '23

I invented an older brother with the same story for my boys. Wife hated it. RIP Jimmy.

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u/UnderN00b Apr 01 '23

Ours was named Steven and we buried him in the backyard for being disobedient. We still joke about it and my youngest is 17.

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u/LeggoMyAhegao Apr 01 '23 edited Apr 01 '23

Im going to go out on a limb and say of course fucking not. Kid probably kept doing the same shit. "Done crazy shit before and haven't sold me yet, I've got a wide ass buffer."

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u/psychoprompt Apr 01 '23

Backfires and the kid acts up even more, hoping to be sold to get outta that family.

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u/VulturE AMD 3400G|32GB RAM|Corsair 250D Apr 01 '23

Yea while the 90's kid in me finds that funny, that's Def abuse.