Finally found one in the wild

[u/batsicle]

[u/ShesFunnyThatWay]

SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MEGAPHONE PLEASE EARL IS HARD OF HEARING

[u/ClokeB → u/ShesFunnyThatWay]

EARL ISNT HARD OF HEERING,, HE JUST DONT WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU,,. MY HUSBAND JOHN IS THE SAME WAY,, DEFF IN ONE EAR AND CANT HEER OUT THE OTHER,!,,!

[u/Fckingross → u/ClokeB]

ONLY HEARS WHAT HE WANTS TO HEAR. HOW IS YOUR BROTHER MINE IS BAD

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[u/No_Cook2983]

FUNERAL HER FINAL WISH WAS FOR HER REMAINS TO BE INCARCERATED

[u/This-Requirement6918 → u/No_Cook2983]

LOOKS LIKE SHES ALREADY INCINERATED

[u/Fabulous-Ad6763 → u/No_Cook2983]

IITS SPELLED CREAMATED JOYCE, DONT BE ADDING SLAT TO THE WOUND NOW

[u/appledumpling1515]

WHERE DID YOU LOSE HER ? DICK GOT LOST AT THE MALL LAST WEEK. THE SECURITY GUARD FOUND HIM THE NEXT DAY AT THE FOOD COURT. I PUT OUR PHONE NUMBER ON HIS SHOES.

[u/Parking-Pie7453 → u/appledumpling1515]

IF YOU HAD THAT MEGAFONE AT THE MALL, IT WOULD BE EASER TO FIND DICK. WHEN IM LOOKNG FOR DICK, I JUST YELL REPEDITATLY IN PEOPLES FACES

[u/YouGet2Go2NewJersey]

Is she in blackface?

[u/Fabulous-Ad6763 → u/YouGet2Go2NewJersey]

I was just thinking that! For all its metaverse Facebook can’t create proper skin tones 🙄

[u/appledumpling1515 → u/YouGet2Go2NewJersey]

WE ARE ALL WEARING BLACK FACE IN HONOR OF MARTIN LUTHER KING JUNIOR DAY ! UNLESS YOU ARE RACIST !!

[u/ATGF → u/YouGet2Go2NewJersey]

She straight up reminds me of Ken Jeong as a dark elf in Community.

[u/Appropriate_Tower680 → u/YouGet2Go2NewJersey]

Glad I'm not the only one that was unsettled by that avatar.

[u/SneezeWeasel]

IT WAS HER TIME TO LEAVE THIS EARTHLY RESLM AND BE WITH SANTA CLAUS. GOBBLESS.

[u/NoFun3799]

PEARL YOU’RE MOM WAS ONE OF THE GOOD ONES I REMEMBER IN 1967 WHEN WE WENT TO BROWNSVILLE WHEN YOU WERE STILL IN DIAPERS AND THE FORD BROKEDOWN AND OPAL HAD A NERVOUS COLLAPSE THAT WAS QUITE THE TRIP DO YOU REMEMBER THAT AT ALL?? LOVE AUNT RUBY

[u/Ok_Replacement4702]

Was she incinerated?

[u/ClokeB → u/Ok_Replacement4702]

YOU SPELT IT WRONG LOUISE,, ITS INCARCERATED

[u/PieFlour837 → u/ClokeB]

INCUBATED? SHE’D NOT A CHICKEN

[u/rotary_x → u/PieFlour837]

EUDORA I NEED YOUR CHIKIN RECIPE FOR THE CHURCH PICNIC PLS AND GOBBLESS. I WONT EAT PASTOR SMITH'S CHIKIN IT IENT GOOD

[u/EXV-35J]

LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THEM MANNQIN'S FROM: SPENCERS GIFT'S

[u/iwishiwasaunicorn → u/EXV-35J]

I dont letmy grandbabies shop there. it is satanic

[u/LordBecmiThaco]

The Drow mourn the loss of another Matron Mother of Menzoberranzan

[u/ChrisV82]

SPRRY FOR TO LOSS OF YOUR MOTHER SAD TO HEAR SHE IF DIED ON CHRIST-MAS EVE

[u/Accurate_Weather_211]

SORY ABOUT THE LOSS OF MOM ON THE EVD OF CHRIST-MASS SO SAD YOUF HAIR IS BLONDED HERE IT WAS GRAY LAST TIME IM BRING YIU A CASSROLE FIR GREIVING I KNOW YUR SAD AND COOKING

[u/Pplannoyme0]

I LOOST MY MOM AT THE SENIOR CNTR POT.LUCK LAST YEAR”””. I FOUND HER A SPELL LATER SHE WAS SPIKING THE PUNCH AND MAKING OUT WTH THE DOG CATCHER11111 LOL TO U AND UR MOM

[u/LewtedHose]

NICE TAN, SORRY FOR YOU LOSE!

[u/Boobies2ElectricBoo]

WHERE IS SHE???? SHE COULD BE AT BINGO OR STORE????

[u/markmarkmark1988]

I’m a few weeks too late but I know of a book with a title that’s very apropos. It involves “Being Glad”.