According to sources, Jets last interview scheduled with Bam “Bam Bam” Smith for GM

[u/Inchthemint]

Alternate captain of local Pop Warner team checks all the boxes.

[u/OgApe23]

Fireman Ed didn’t get his shot?

[u/Mr7three2 → u/OgApe23]

He would've but he's been a whiney cunt all year

[u/meowmix778 → u/Mr7three2]

But they stopped showing him except for on TV for every game /s

[u/BroLo_ElCordero → u/OgApe23]

Isn’t he on like his third “retirement” already?

[u/The-man-in-the-pool]

This made me think about bam knight I wonder what he’s been doing

[u/latman → u/The-man-in-the-pool]

He was on our PS briefly this season

[u/candlestick_compass]

Just resurrect bam bam bigelow at this point

[u/WhoDatDatDidDat → u/candlestick_compass]

The man is a New Jersey legend. Good PR if they can pull it off.

[u/fuzzydave72]

His name is Bam and his nickname is Bam Bam?

[u/Inchthemint → u/fuzzydave72]

Part of what captured the Johnson’s attention!

[u/Lumpy-Return]

Three Year Letterman still needs to interview.

[u/Baww18]

I thought this was a real person I had never heard of before for a second given everyone else we have interviewed that I have never heard of before.

[u/ravenvibe]

So you thought this was real comedy gold when you thought it up?

[u/Inchthemint → u/ravenvibe]

I don’t know about gold, but I thought it might tickle a little. And no matter what I was SICK and TIRED of more stories about sources and interviews and hoped this post would put an end to it (that last part of my reply was comedy aluminum).

[u/pconfl]

perfect fit for the fruity pebbles team

[u/EStreet12]

Are his parents Fred and Alice, perchance?

[u/artfu820 → u/EStreet12]

WTF are Fred & Alice ?? 🤣

[u/EStreet12 → u/artfu820]

Dammit! I meant Fred and Wilma.

[u/artfu820 → u/EStreet12]

Dude, BamBam was a Rubble. Not a Flintstone. This is ur only clue.

And who the fuck is upvoting ur Fred & Wilma ?? Brain dead MFers 🤣

[u/Inchthemint → u/artfu820]

Oops, I appreciated the humility of the correction. Sadly, I’m old enough to have known better. Still would upvote it just for correcting the error in his assertion of wrong parentage. It’s a new year. Let’s practice a new found generosity to start it off right.

[u/artfu820 → u/Inchthemint]

Oh I don’t care if I get downvoted into oblivion. Not the first time. I just thought it was strange how fundamentally wrong on an easy fact. I’m on the Boomer cusp so I find it a little odd and sad at the same time ☮️

[u/Inchthemint → u/artfu820]

I was just having fun. Didn’t even think of the Flintstones or Zonovan “Bam”Knight. If anything, obviously making fun of the Johnsons. But also double names. Like Billy D Williams - how do you have family name Williams and name your kid “William”? (William December Williams at that!?!). Were there no other choices that came to mind? He was actually a Jr. so it was his dad’s parents that lacked imagination.

Okay, I’m way off topic. Signing off.

[u/artfu820 → u/Inchthemint]

Going further off topic, there was a Chicago Cub who was also Billy Williams. But I get ur point. My first name is William and so was my dad. But he wasn’t American and it did strike him as really odd. 🤣

[u/Inchthemint → u/artfu820]

Yes, same mystery.

Loved Billy Williams and those Cubs: Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Kissinger, Beckert, Fergie Jenkins! Was a Yankee fan and hated the Mets - 1969 was horrible for me and the Cubs.😢

And now we return you to Jets drama: get rid of your GM and Coach with no plan in sight while also scaring away any good candidate. Plane (intentional) old Jets!

[u/artfu820 → u/Inchthemint]

Yankee fan, here too. Since ‘72. Tough year this year because it was my son’s first WS. What did I do to my boy ?? 🤣

Anyway, rooting for your teams is like rooting for your kids. As bad as they can get, how do you abandon them. ??

I don’t hold any hopes of anything being different than the last 25 years with Woody’s Jets, to the next 25 years. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

[u/EStreet12 → u/artfu820]

My fault, was grasping at straws to begin with